This penguin lost his waifu , say nice things to him

This penguin lost his waifu , say nice things to him

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Did they remove her or something?
That's fucking sad

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He wasn't eating because he kept giving his food to his waifu

Is this just a publicity stunt by the zoo? Just shoot a couple of pics when we just so happens to be by the cut-out and claim that he's in love with it and always around it?
I thought animals were attracted to pheromones and shit, not physical attraction.

They put the old penguins over that side of the fence at night. They do this to stop them falling into the pool. This photo was taken days ago and he has since been right back next to her. They even did a live broadcast on Niconico where they laid out a floor mat for him to lay on by her.

This is false.

holy shit , i just readed that he wasent eating , but look that dedication to his waifu , i think this penguin is just as dedicated as the scout of tf2 whit his waifu

I was mistaken he was just straight up not eating

No they always move the old penguins back there at end of the day. Otherwise they might fall in the water and drown at night.

I have read that what you see the penguin doing in this photo is typical penguin courtship behaviour its called an ecstatic display and unpaired males often do it towards females they are interested in to say they are available.

That's also false. As confirmed by the zoo itself. If you have read that somewhere you are reading an incorrect report based on speculation by random Japanese people on twitter. False news.

It's an interesting case study on how 2D destroys society.

It's just like those beetles trying to mate with beer bottles because they got the right color and texture.

I guess Hululu chan's design is accurate enough.

requesting ntr shoop

Penguin Otaku

Grape-kun is one of us.
He learned that truth lies in moe.

He is quite clearly obsessed with the 2D cut out and probably even trying to court it but he isn't literally starving himself to death over it.

youtube.com/watch?v=snl-WsFm-kc

Grape's ultimate fate.

I want more studies into animals preference between cute 2d and 3dpd. Can 2d overcome the barrier of instincts?

Why the fuck are people calling an old man -kun?

>20 years old
>old man
what

60 something in human years

he is quite old my man

And he is still looking for a partner?
No wonder he chose the 2D waifu

He's tiny.

-kun isn't strictly for young boys although thats the most common usage. I think its just because penguins are cute and diminutive.

For you

grape-kun is old actually , but that doents matter , many people of 20 or more years watch anime too , nothing to feel shame

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>many people of 20 or more years watch anime too
What did he mean by this

Dunno, the bulk of the Kemono Friends fanbase is over 20. In Japan the most common age range is 30s.

Penguin behavior is weird.

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Punished "Venom" Grape

A penguin robbed of his soul mate.

I want to steal his waifu, she's too cute for him

wait, the lonely penguin is a girl?

No. It's an old man in penguin years.

so its like me...forever alone, then i found a waifu.

No justice
No peace

>then i found a waifu.
Who is it? This is important

Why doesn't he just hang out with a real penguin? Won't his parents be disappointed?

fuck off shes mine faggot, im not going to let some user rub one out to her with me knowing.

Prosecute the Police!

I doubt she's worth rubbing one out to user.

＞8 blows a second

goddamn

trying to lul me into posting her pics eh? it aint gonna work on me

Fucked up

Not really, I already have one, and I only rub one out to her.

What the fuck kind of quote is that?

I just have to rub one for every anime girl then, I'll get your waifu eventually

>the penguin wasn't giving his food to his waifu and getting starved because of that
What a fucking normalpenguin pleb

its someone you lest expect user, god be with you.

>god
Retard spotted.

He's actually trying to drown himself because he realized how shit 3D is

That penguin deserves a medal

One lonely old guy who wasn't going to breed anymore hangs out with 2D imaginary love interests?
Oh, the lamentations, how society is irreparably injured.

Can't you give me at least a hint? Otherwise I will prob die from dehydration

kill yourself pedophile

＞I t ' s l i k e t h i s

We already have a Kemono Boss.

＞A m I d o i n g i t r i g h t ?

If only /can/ was still alive.

Is she the "teasing" girl? Why would you have her as a waifu, awful taste 0/10

>do mating dance
>cut out doesn't respond because it's a cut out
>Grape-kun commits sudoku
Press f to pay respects

Have you fulfilled your nightly role as being a moron?
Good, now time for bed, you have gradeschool in the morning.

Everything going around on the internet about the penguin being in love is from the visitors.
The official stance of the zoo is that the penguin seems to in fact be interested in the cutout, which they said on the start of the third day of the collab where they saw the same penguin(purple band) staring at the cutout again at the start of the day.

This is at least the 10th idiot I've met on Sup Forums today.
How Sup Forums has fallen.

sure, shes a qt3.14

Truly one of us.

i wonder how much stress the zoo keepers/owners are with this false rumour floating around

He's still with his waifu today.

They took away the mat though.

the starving himself bit came from when he missed feeding time literally once

3d females really are disgusting, even penguin ones.

>trusting 3DPD
>ever

Even a goddamn penguin knows that 2D is superior.

I read that the penguin thought the waifu was a human and was waiting for to be fed by it

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I heard that Grape kun is old and has a disease? What was it called again?

That's the prevailing theory, but like with all animals, we don't really know what's going on in his head unless he either starts attacking or trying to fuck the cutout.

Oneitis

It's a fever you and I even have it's called "Love"

any pics with the mat?

Has Grape-kun had a mate before?

Is he just waiting for Hululu to respond like a regular female penguin?

What will happen if the zookeepers give them a round, egg-shaped rock?

please don't torture grape-kun, he is already suffering for not making Hululu watch him back

on one hand, that sounds really cruel
on the other hand I want to see if he'll try to incubate it if they get a convincing rock

They should give him an egg to hatch, like they do with gay penguins.

live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv297069500
Tobuzoo livestream

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>It's raining
>Zoo is low on traffic
>"Hey zookeep intern, take this camera and livestream as you walk around"
>"This is the most attention and money we've made in years"
>"Just do it"

Oh no he's streaming from an iPhone

>"Here we have Mai-chan the hippo"
>"Mai-chan"
>"All right, Mai-chan..."
>"The wind is strong"
>"She's about 3 tonnes right now"

Oh no he's making his way to the penguin exhibit

There's a Hippo cutout too, but that one is as unpopular with the real Hippos as the character is with the fans

A fucking domesticated dog

Oh no Emu cage time

RIP

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>The alpaca has been replaced by two parrots

worst bait and switch ever

>he's in the corner and isn't moving
Did she reject him?

depression is a hell of a thing user..

Maybe he finally got tired of the cutout.

Then again it's raining, maybe it's his only chance to stand and cry without anyone noticing

preaching to the choir user

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