/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SATURDAY NIGHT COONERY EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
(Homeless nigger with no clothes on sleeping in ATM)
(Robert asks for a rape kit)

PASTEBIN: (pastebin.com/pD418Eky )

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Male hispanics wearing masks.

Must be the Mexican Olympic skiing team.

Only 13 degrees in Chicongo tonight but the coonery is hot.

>Baby left outside in the car

13 fucking degrees out,

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yay! /cpd/ is back! yay!

Trying to make OC but I don't have photoshop and I can't get GIMP to really get anything good.

Sassy is not going to tolerate open keys tonight, Robert.

does anybody have throwback papes? i need 'em

"Can I still go to lunch?"

>Male black causing a disturbance at McDonalds

Evening, Roberts.

>4 to 5 shots in the alley.

shots fired and im cozy af

REAL ROBERT HOURS

WHO THE FUCC UP!?!?!

>gunshot wound to the face
gnarly

>Male Black shot in the face.
>walked into the hostpital

No vital organs in a nigger's head so they often survive gunshots there.

>multiple people shot

>multiple persons shot


Never change, Chicago.

>just set a car on fire.

>this is something people have to live with on a day to day basis

Bump
I love CPD threads, particularly because I live in this shit hole.

>4 on the ground

>man in a dark hat covering his face with a pizza box

>Covering his face with a pizza box

>man covering his face with a pizza box even though he didn’t order pizza
Kek

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>20 shots fired
Ah Ah AH

>ramone heard 20 shots, nothing further

10! 10 shots! Ah ah ah

>5 shots fired
>Shot at another vehicle

Niggers shooting at each other everywhere

>the TV is being played too loud in room 252

bump cuz I'll be back when livepd ends in 20

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>Anonymous does not like to leave their phone number.

Can confirm.

Rare count.

>GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

>Multiple shots fired

God dammit, how many?

LivePD is over TIME FOR CHICAGO PARTY

youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM

holy shit cranky is working tonight?!

>someone stole caller's bedding
>she insists she does not have a mental history

Good lord this thread is awesome.

11 degrees in Chicago right now and these sub-humans are still out in the streets butchering each other for sport.

I was in Chicago for the first time last night. Was coming from Utah and had several hours to kill before my connecting flight back to Dublin. Made the mistake of going into Chicago itself to make the hours go by.

I see why its called Chicongo now. The city skyline unironically looks beautiful from the air but even more so when you know what you are escaping. Its like someone took Robocop and combined it with Escape from New York.

>Three shots fired
Ah Ah AH

>11 degrees
>house party call

never thought I'd see the day

>be me a couple years ago
>stay at a motel in chicongo while I was driving west
>hear a commotion ouside
>look out the window just in time to see a naked nog with a meat cleaver and a hook getting tased

Amazing pic

oolol

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>female down in the middle of the street.

>I'm a figment of your imagination

>car crash
>driver is trying to get away but can't

>Feel like it's a full moon out there.

Nope. Just Real Robert Hours.

That's why they make great boxers as well.

>four detained

>Kick in the door waving a gun

>black male walking northbound in southbound lanes with only a blanket around him

>Male black walking around with only a blanket around him.

400 fucking years on this continent and they still can't figure out how to wear clothing like a human.

10! 10 keks AH AH AH

>5 shots
>6 shots
>7 shots

>beaner manlet shot and ran

>4 shots
>Male Hispanic

>5 shots fired

I'm all out of count jpgs

>car vs pole
>ambulance needed

Pole gets another victory in the eternal struggle.

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>3 or 4 shots then heard screaming.

>wants his violent 14 year old son removed

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I got a couple more

>brother's friend was tased and shot

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