Have you ever looked at a fish statue and think "damn what a sexy fish statue...

Have you ever looked at a fish statue and think "damn what a sexy fish statue?" Then you have thoughts about marrying the fish statue and having fish statue babies?

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Once when I was drunk

Go back to Vitya, Piggy

Dude wut?

Chihoko is not for lewd. Chihoko is for pure reverence only.

Yes.

Your insecurities are getting the best of you, Victor.

Does anyone still believe Bald would be open to a threesome after the stage drama?

no chris

I never thought he would be. Even less so now. Baldfat are not into fucking anyone other than each other.

They're going to get fat with all the food they promote.

They're only allow a third person to be present if they were recording the two of them fuck like bunnies so they could watch it later.

Logically, Bald wearing a sailor shirt should just make him look like a gay sailor. Yet he somehow is looking like an overgrown shota.

>Bald hires a professional film crew

Why is Fairy wearing culottes. Why is Piggy wearing those pants again. And why is Victor such a slut

Fairy is a fashionable girl(male)

Bald was born to be dicked

Is Victor 10?

He's having a second childhood since he spent all of his first one training.

leave the old man alone. he wants to be young again

to the other PNW Sup Forumsnons feeling left out of the kunokuniya promotion, i went to the one in beaverton today and they had tons of blind boxes, some keychains, hiramatz book, PASH illustration file, and a framed kubo drawing for $263

Ever since he met Yuuri he is finally able to let the inner 10/12 year girl out that's been hiding for so long.

Please tell me you bought all of it

Fairy a cute, as always.
Baldfat remind me of those stock photos of white chicks holding (but not eating) croissants.

>half-pony with single bang
is this new for fairy? Normally he has the small bang on the left side as well as the main right one right?

It looks more like a sidetail.

huh you're right
I wonder if that's intentional or just shit perspective drawing

I wonder. If it was intentional, it'd be a new level of girlishness for Fairy, not that I'm complaining.

remove fatfairy

I want fatfairy to be friends

You think movie will have a new routine of aside character that we don't get to see like gook fs?

What was your favorite part of the drama?

Yuuri declaring he could search the whole world and find no one more amazing than Victor is probably my favorite line. A bold sober Pig is best Pig.

the better question is what kind of figure skating event will the movie include, if at all? my best guess would be some kind of skating at the middle and the end, with the rest being character shit. add in some forced drama of baldfat having relationship issues that get solved at the end too

Only if Piggy reassured him he's better than the third person in every way.

But no threesome is happening ever so it's still moot.

Kek they scaled Victor down.

too big for tiny nips

>if at all
That is not a question.

Boring guess, it'll be after GPF, Baldy will get silver at Nationals to Witch/Fairy and lose again at Euros to Chris who gets gold fucking finally. Piggy is of course triggered over this, thinking he's bringing his precious Biktoru down until Baldy wins Worlds and everything is cool, Piggy is reassured their arrangement can work and nip husbandofags are pandered to. Piggy wins his Nationals, the 4CC, and in season 2. Th.e movie's new skater will be the elusive CAO BIN.

True, he's childish around the pig. He's not like this with anyone else

My favorite part of the drama is that Yuuri and Victor aren't speaking in ice skating metaphors.

CAO BIN

he will be menacing but have very comical routines just like Boyang Jin.

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I didn't even realize that before

how strongly is yuri based off of yuzuru?
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Why do I keep seeing threads with this topic

it's a meme you dip

not at all

if he is based off anyone it's Tatsuki Machida

What does it have to do with Yaoi on Ice?

it's from a story read out by the voice actors at a yoi event a few days ago

Oh okay

KATSUKI KUSO YURI

Those little lashes make me want to kiss him

w2c culottes

Victor, if you are trying to impersonate Piggy it isn't working.

He's just trying to make himself perfect for his Piggy

Victor, please.

Is Victor a purityfag?

absolutely
they won't have sex until their married and god approves of it

Only because he thought he was Yuuri's first.

They're staying abstinent until marriage. After all they slept in seperate beds even after getting engaged.

>Wait, no, it doesn't matter. It's because of his past that Yuuri is who he is now.
>I was indeed angry. But I'm not angry at Yuuri, but at myself for thinking I knew everything about him. Yuuri has surprised me many times. His eyes are shining when he was trying to come up with an answer. He brought color to my world. The next time is my turn.
Victor a slut that likes used goods.

no, he's an insecure old man who thought yuuri was saying someone else was better than him at sex.

>all the dicks he's taken make him who he is today

Can he not keep it up long anymore?

That's not even what it was
he thought yuri was saying someone else was more flexible than him

user, you missed the innuendo completely. This drama was FULL of sex metaphors. Though you'd kind of have to know some nip to get it

Must be tough to be so stupid that you are unable to understand the meaning behind something so simple.

Maybe?

It's true love. To not only simply accept your husband's slutty past, but to embrace it as something that helped them become the person you love today.

figure skaters need to be flexible. assuming everything is about sex only shows how much of a lust filled fujo you are

He has decent stamina, but he's no Yuuri

Sure am. So are KuboSayo.

Sauce on that adorable BaldFat? It's so cute it's making my heart hurt.

He was probably still relieved to learn he really was Yuuri's first. To know it was only his dick that made Yuuri who he is today. But this experience will help him appreciate that more.

retard, they did fucking moaning sounds in the beginning so you'd think they were talking about them having sex at first, that's why the audience gasped

And there was a literal dick joke because "Chihoko" sounds like the word for penis

Chris even says it was like Yuuri and Victor were engaging in sexual play at the end

It's the drama, user. If we're lust-filled fujos then so are sayokubo

Don't know about Sayo, but Kubo does sound like a sex addict even when she's sober.

Sayo loves sexual stuff, it's in her other works as well. She's even said before the things she thinks she does best are comedy and erotica.

>they did fucking moaning sounds in the beginning so you'd think they were talking about them having sex at first

How I wish they were. I'll settle for hearing the audio so I know what the Pig could sound like in the midst of the highest pleasure.

cry_out00

Me too. I also want to hear Bald being a chubby chaser and fawning over his tummy while calling him cute and his piggy

Piggy's yoyo weight loss/gain is unhealthy.

Them behaving like Yuri's parents and basically being naked around each other without doing something sexual. Their comfy married life has peaked.

Not really, it's not like he actually gains a ton to begin with. Some mild fluctuation is normal.

>inverted nipples

I didn't know I wanted this

it's like 5-10 pounds of fluff, not massive weight gain and probably closer to his natural body anyway

Thanks

Now I know what BaldFat would play for their baby

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It's only a couple of/few kilos like normal athletes gain, people just like to exaggerate it (like the anime did too, for comedy).

That line, chubby chaser scene, Yuuri flirting with Victor (the "areee you mad" scene, asking to play the strip game with him, etc), pantsu scene, and just generally the fact Yuuri is comfortable enough around him now to just go nudist with him

Actually, pretty much everything baldfat

How much sex do Baldfat have off season compared to during the skating season?

>the fact Yuuri is comfortable enough around him now to just go nudist with him
they went to the onsen together on their first day

My favorite part is when Victor said Chihoko was Yuuri's past but he is Yuuri's now and then a montage of Baldfat moments played in the background. 10/10 for comedic timing and no heterosexual explanation for it.

>no heterosexual explanation for it.
best friends can be just as possessive as romantic partners. You have had a best friend before haven't you?

That's in a bathing context. Onsen is expected. Though even then Yuuri got flustered by him kek and they kind of violated the rules by touching too close to the point the other patrons were scandalized watching them

They aren't best friends

But Yuuri wasn't truly comfortable with him naked. Remember how in episode 4 Victor was stretching and Yuuri kept looking away? Here Yuuri demands to play a stripping game with Victor because he got jealous.

Your time is over, phichit

Why are you in this thread? The drama was homo as fuck and that's how the nips reacted too. The other skaters also commented on them that way. Are you trolling?

The first user said there was no het explanation for it. I provided a het explanation, proving them wrong.
Does logic make you mad?

Onsen are a communal bathing environment that isn't sexual. Of course BaldFat overstepped those rules in ep 4, but it's completely different that Yuuri stripped for Victor on top of a local landmark in front of everyone and while sober. That's probably one of the greatest displays of his love.

It's not logical because they aren't friends.

I don't get gay montages for me and my best friends or get upset they used to have friends before me. You need to try harder.

>logic
I actually even don't think best friends and couples get jealous the same way, no