This is what burgers actually eat

This is what burgers actually eat

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Fat people are fat for a reason but not all burgers eat like that, just most.

Nghhh the hotdog in mouth part.

how does she even afford that? putting like $3 in cheese

HOT

>watermark
that's clearly from german tv you horses ass

That's a German though.

T H I C C

this bitch makes epicmealtime look like pussies, wtf

Show me your toes sweety

>pures leben
It's german or austrian you brainlet

> no high fructose corn syrup
> no deep fryer

Obviously not what burgers eat dumbass!

No one is going to bring up that it's German?

Thats germany

>No Twinkies
>No deep fryer
>no mcdonalds french fries
>no motorized cart

Yeah not American. Sage

Pic related. It's you

what the fuck is she making??

You don't make lasagna this way?

my hometown now has:
>chickfila
>kfc
>popeyes
>slim chickens
>raising canes
>zaxbys
>church's chicken
>"go chicken go"

All we need is a Bojangles and I can finally play Fried Chicken Bingo, get on my level Eurocucks!

wheres the full video?
i want to see that monstrosity out of the oven

What part of Texarkansolinassippi are you in?

Holy shit!!!!

Kansas City

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>foot long hotdog in a can
i have never seen those before

Full video link?

>Germany

This. It looked like a very roughly made, disgusting pizza until she started putting fucking chocolate on it. Then I was just confused as fuck. I need to see the result.

That's fucking rank

sohawt.jpg

>implying burgers buy food with stuff written in German on the can

Germany or Florida? She's fat enough to be either.

Link to video, user?

That is a german TV show. Fuck of shill.

That's hot af I hope she got diahrea I want her to shit on my chest

I want to see how that monstrosity turned out. The food, that is.

>mehr written on the top banner of can
Arschloch

>posts a German
>hurr durr this is what Americans eat!
I mean seriously there are any number of disgusting American fatties can you at least go through the effort of finding one?

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I need to see moar.
Is there a part 2, with sound?
A hooktube link?
Please boys, its like a car crash

Sadly, OP is right. The consumer culture here is fucking repulsive and obese Americans are disgusting.

We need a concerted effort to educate poor whites so they don't behave in such a repugnant manner while fat shaming piggies into suicide to so this stuff is discouraged.

Being a fat piece of shit should be as unacceptable to the alt right as race mixing. It's that bad.

>mixing sweet with savory
NO HILDA NO

Jesus Mary and the fucking orphans what the fuck is that

>be american
>be fat
>have no idea what shes making but it looks nasty
>oh its german
Ketchup on chocolate? Fucking eurotrash have such shit taste.

Church's chicken left here a few years ago. We have, but Chick-Fil-A set up shop here a little bit before that, so it's a wash. I wish we had a Raising Canes. I ate at one in OKC awhile back and it was awesome. KFC has really gone to shit lately, am I the only one who has noticed?

WTF It looks like a ritual to summon a diabetic demon.

I wish I could eat like that

Ive found the video but its not available in my country
sat1.de/tv/pures-leben-mitten-in-deutschland/video/167-kochkuenste-clip

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>am I the only one who has noticed?

no, they seem more concerned about competing with the par Taco Bell sets rather than the bar Chickfila raised fastfood quality to. Casual dining like Zaxbys/Slim chickens is where the entire food industry is heading though. Canes isn't opened by me yet so I can't compare, but everyone talks it up.

How does she not get halfway through and say "Wow, this is actually disgusting I shouldn't eat this"? I am actually disturbed.

>clearly from german tv
>flaggot
>1 post by this id
wew

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nigger don't make me hungry it's midnight

ihop has unlimited pancakes for $3.99, just sayin

No 24hr ihops around these parts, just The Awful Waffle

Wow anybody have a recipe for that???

>Awful Waffle
did someone say Blue Waffles?

This.

I've never seen an American with a kitchen that small. Plus all the products have German writing on them.

lel, not what I mean but lol

The filename combined with the part where she adds blocks of chocolate killed me, fucking yanks man.

>it's german

Even funnier

I spy a Mormon

I look and that and just feel sad. This woman may have a perfectly typical office job and knock off at five o'clock glad she's going to have "a little pizza party", putting all the ingredients together, sitting down in front of the TV, and eating all of it in one go.

At least part of me recognizes until she has a serious health event like a heart attack, it's perfectly possible she's met some equilibrium with her eating habits. She'll keep continuing with fun "pizza parties" alone or perhaps with one friend, every week, until her health degrades. She's so used to eating her feelings, this is happiness. This is joy. She doesn't know there's more to culture than the atomized life she's living, gnawing down pizzas.

I say this as an American ("where people go to shop") to a German - please, God, there's more to life than ease and gluttony. It's possible you're always going to be fat based on how you've set your metabolism after years of this, but my God, there's joy beyond food.

I beg of you, please, my friend, put down the hot dogs and pizza. The world misses you.

Huh? I was referring to Waffle House man

Stupid gay thread with a fag OP.

Mirin that bulk meal desu

It's German 'reality' TV.

I had a friend whose mother would deep fry pancakes.
They were about two inches thick, still raw in the middle, and slathered with butter straight out of the fryer.
I watched my friend eagerly eat those pancakes - the uncooked batter oozing from them like a burst pustule every time he took a bite.
I never ate over at his house again.

ah the awful waffle on the menu, not The Awful Waffle in UT

It's called Bockwurst.

KFC went to shit a very long long long time ago.

American ground hamburger is only 56% meat, the rest is connective tissue, skin and faeces. I guess that's why it's the national dish.

At least she can cook. Already a tier above most women I meet.

I lost it when she pulled out the chocolate

KFC and Taco Bell are owned by the same company.

Yessir, the pride of I-95

>Hotdogs or burgers from a can

You sicken me with your heresy.

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I want to see how all of this ends. Post the link to full video.

I bet you love this you sick fuck

>begin to feel righteous indignation over hotdogs from a FUCKING CAN
>notice the writing
>she's a godless German heathen
Makes sense

so what is this from? I have to see what this looks like after being cooked

o shit, how could i forget king cu/ck/

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Is Slim chickens any good? We just got one here

>Eating the ingredients before they are applied

Damn this is so fucking real.

>spending 20 dollars on every meal

Nigger how rich do you think we are?

lol what a fucking retard

It's funny how she's putting herself on the edge of death but still has more life in her eyes than a soy boy.

he got a g-g-gud brain

terrible!

I'm not impressed with Cane's.

even jack didn't like that. you know that shit is horrid.

what the fuck was wrong with people in the 60s/70s

>sat1.de/tv/pures-leben-mitten-in-deutschland/video/167-kochkuenste-clip

>when the white german man can't penetrate her fat layer to reach a vagina
is this why germans have been taking in so many africans?

That's not even the united states, you tard.

Food stamps and all of the gibs me dats. We pay these people to be a bigger drain on society than niggers.

If I was the new dictator of america. Before I would kick out the jews and end the fed. Before I would send the brown hoards back from whence they came. I would waddle every land whale off of a plank into a vat of lye so that they would be melted down into biodiesel to fuel the helicopters I would use to throw the communists out of.

I hate fat people like this so goddamn much. If I could burn my hate for them as a fuel. It could be used to launch into orbit and then push a colony ship at near relativistic speeds.

>rags on mutts
>posts german clip


You're lucky you hid your flag but it has to be either a German, Swedish, or Cucknadian one. Just leaving your flag on is honestly less of a giveaway than you using a meme flag. Kys

>no end result

Why are you doing this to me?

I DEMAND MORE JACK POSTING