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Country rivalry and meme thread

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The two countries are actually quite different... and surprisingly pretty far away from each other.

The main thing they have in common is that annoying accent.

>New Zealand engineering

Australias flag use to be red, but we changed it specifically to look like NZ because bro nation. We were really close to being one nation too when we federalized, and the main reason we didn't is so we didn't have free movement between NZ laborers and Australian markets, and it was largely due to unions that we aren't one nation.

Get fucked cunt

ok

A fucking leaf

You're a cunt.
You're a cunt, too.
Lots of guns = Good?
We told you to get fucked, cunt. Get it right
This cunt
Cunt, go war yourself.

our accents are nothing alike

Sounds like a missed opportunity to be honest...

Yeah Australias ok
Canada is cancer though.

Yeah nah. Prime opportunity to tell you cunts to fuck off.

>Lots of guns = Good?
Only if it doesn't fall apart from the vibrations.

yeah fuck canada

I don’t give a fuck about youse, I just want us to have more land.

What happened to Canada? they use to be lumber jacks and brave soldiers now their a bunch of male allies and vegan pooftas.

Stay in your own lane cunt

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I mean, they're identical, but you do have trips.

so alright, totally different.

Have you ever travelled outside the US?

you can have png and timor

>tfw no united nz australia
Together we could rule the pacific.

Literally the two most attractive rated by women...

hahaha not at all identical.
we hate each accents for some reason...

We’ve both been bought out by the Chinese, however NZ is a few years ahead of us

were better than you emu fiddlin' toad licking fosters gargling cunts

Você é um testicular que lambe o escravo

Cunt

>uniting with Australians
KYS

yeah nah
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

New Zealand is just Eastralia

>tfw you are a kiwi on holiday in Australia and no one can understand your accent so you have to repeat every word at least three times and today you called some Asian woman a slit eyed dragoness out of frustration

Until the chinese and muslim question is resolved I find it hard to keep up the banter for fear of division

wait, are you eastralian or westralian?

Fucking M. Night Shyamalan over here

FUCK THIS THREAD THIS IS A KIKE TRYING TO DESTROY A FRIENDSHIP, THEY ARE TRYING TO TEAR HITE PEOPLE APART. SAGE

Officially now a Fuck South Africa Thread\\
Fuck yarpies

>KIKE
You mean Gook, Curry muncher and wog.

Our country has extended an offer to NZ to become part of Aus.

NZ got the vote for women first.
NZ got marriage equality first.
NZ preserved their indigenous languages much better then Australia

We should just become part of New Zealand

what is this divisive retardation?

of all times, now you want to divide these two glorious nations?

how about we stop being petty retards and actually join forces against the problems we are facing.

fuck sake some of u are dumb.

Nice job, Kiwi!

you guys are so incredibly petty and dumb. we are both glorious white nations. lets fight to keep it that way.

you retards want division at a time like this? fuck off.

Daily reminder australian is underpopulated and needs millions of refugees to survive.

>NZ got the vote for women first.
>NZ got marriage equality first.
Kiwis didn't have a say in either of those things, it was decided for us.

If we had a referendum like Australia I bet we wouldn't have fag marriage.

>NZ preserved their indigenous languages much better then Australia

No the indigenous of NZ was better then abos by leagues. Thats it.

NZ is also a lot more willing to take our refugees. I wish we'd take them.

Yet another reason we should become part of NZ

I thought the idea got fucked by our completely different indigenous groups (Aboriginals vs. Maoris).

You win, no need to get more digits.

we dont need refugees. pliticians bring them in because they are intent on destroying our nation.

anyone seriously partaking in this retarded sports-tier rivalry can fuck off and start caring about things that actually matter.

New Zealand is a lot lot more progressive than Australia. So its very likely that you would. Some of the delcons in Australia actually thought that they could win a vote in Australia and look what happened.

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We still are good people it’s just the autistic losers on this board are afraid of recognizing us as a diverse superpower because it might damage their racist worldview

And they call Reddit people snow flakes lmao

would not impregnate/10
get fucked cunt she literally squeezes almond juice for her soyboy boyfriend "helen" clark gaylord

We have like, the lowest population density on earth.

It isn't a real rivalry, I like New Zealand our sporting rivalry is good for both of our nations.

New Zealand is pretty smart in some ways too, they turned that possum pest into a business and now export the fur all over the world.

NZ guys are pretty cute too.

NZ at this point was an older and more established colony and they felt that they were stronger then Australia and had no need for it, and also there is a long history of shearers unions in Australia trying to stop NZ immigration. A civil war almost started in Queensland between the shearers union of 10 thousand traveling shearers and the QLD police of 1 thousand people. and a TL;DR of the history is that the Kiwis didn't want to join the unions, they worked harder and faster then the Australians were use to and the unions didn't want to change that working pace. And the Kiwis also had wide shears and that allowed them to go even faster. Australia actually has a really deep history of unions doing dramatic shit. Also this same shearing union that threatened civil war would later on have a bunch of them move to Uruguay and form a small Australian colony they called "New Australia" which was suppose to be a socialist utopia, but it collapsed as they banned drinking alcohol and race mixing and thats all the bushmen class of Australians wanted to do.

That’s the joke. Cities are full (of Chinese and Asian investors in general) though.
t. Leaf

>lowest population density on earth.
>sahara
>antartica
Roo education everyone

No one knows the full extent of Australia's natural resources and yet the living standards of Australians is getting worse each year and while Australians are amongst the most highly taxed people in the world we are quickly heading towards third world nation status. Who owns and controls the Reserve Bank of Australia (hint, it is the same people who own the American Federal Reserve and the Bank of England)?

Why do overseas-owned companies pay so little taxation in Australia and why does the Australian government (of whichever political persuasion) allow overseas mining conglomerates to rape our environment and give Australians back next to nothing in return?

Why was fluoride put into Australia's water supply and why is it impossible to have it removed?

Are you seeing a pattern here?

We have less arable land then France.

But we do though. It’s just over 3 people per square kilometre - it’s one of the lowest in the world.

And to this day we can still shear our fucktoys faster than aussies can. feelsgoodman

whoa. almost forgot that you are a british colony

>implying Australia exists
>implying New Zealand exists
>mfw
holy shit, whats it like being so fucking bluepilled?


also fuck Canada

Australians have always been lazy. This is not new.

New Zealand tends to beat us in rugby a lot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_rugby_union_matches_between_Australia_and_New_Zealand

Even though we have a much larger population

maybe if we import more immigrants ...

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Race isnt real.

>australia or new zealand
>not bowing to the chad %56 percent Patriotism

Literally kys both of you are shit compared to the U.S.

>race isn't real but white people are mutants

We could always import more Samoan and Fijian players. Surely that would work, right?
Can you fucking not cunt.

>quickly heading towards third world nation status
Ok thats a huge exageration, we're a very lucky country. And I don't mind paying the high tax as long as the government invests it well.
> Who owns and controls the Reserve Bank of Australia

Very Interesting. Do you have a source?

>NZ preserved their indigenous languages much better then Australia

we didnt though, it literally went extinct for a few years a couple decades back but then some maoris were actually capable of reading notes and shit and decided to bring it back

>New Zealand is a lot lot more progressive than Australia
Can you stop repeating this meme?

Banned abortion unless it's proven to cause the mother harm
Laxed gun laws compared to Australia
Right wing party is most popular party
Lower income tax rate
Open market
No Carbon Tax
We don't supply gender blockers to kids
We don't ban movies or video games because of perceived sexism...

France Population: 67 million
Australia:24 million

aussie man and a kiwi man lined up for work for the day. 600 sheep to shear. NZ man works his arse off all day finally finishes all the sheep. looks over to the aussie pen. 599 sheep still left to shear. Aussie's off rooting the sheep to death, sheeps head is stuck through barb wire fence, eyes rolling from being screwed. Kiwi guy says "mate we were supposed to shear those fucking sheep". Aussie bloke replies "fuck you cunt I aint sharing with nobody"

We found the 56%er.
Fuck off back to Detroit mate. We’re not heading to some 3rd world status at all.

Not exactly countries, and yea,just prove my point

>NZ and Australia almost went to war over shearing sheep

what even are our countries

fuck facts, and fuck you, cunt.
We still on for the barbie on friday?

At least we don't have abo.

>heh I can’t refute that argument but here’s a stock photo of a lawn rake KEKLMAOBTFO

this is why you people can’t bant anymore, you are too lazy

>right wing party is most popular party
explain pic related billumphkin

If Samoan and Fijian players are so good why don't they win World Cups?

The brown people in our sports teams are 90% Maori if you look at our teams in 2015 world cup we have as many whites as you guys.

That's our new marxist lefty, career politician that stupid kiwis decided to vote for because 'she's a really nice person'
I reckon she could eat an apple through a wire fence

You know what binds our countries? Our absolute hatred for Canada. Fuck them

Ok I laughed at that one

we could have had the first brown PM if it wasnt for racists :^(

>Is this bait?
She got less votes.

would assassinate/10

Australia and Australians are all right.

You problem you cunts have though is that you're hell bent on fucking your country over with imports that are incompatible with your culture.

You need to stop this shit. I moved over here to check out Australia and see how Australians did stuff, but it's fast becoming Beijing/Delhi in the major cities here.

What the fuck is going on? Why are you doing this to yourselves? Whats worse is how these other species have the gall to 'proudly' call themselves Australians. What the actual fuck?

Hatred binds you while love binds Canada there’s a reason why the world loves us and that same world forgets to put NZ on maps, very sad my dudes

youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM

The virgin Kiwi and the Chad Bruce.

youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM

Give Jacinderalla chance, all that stuff is on her hit list, believe it.

>Hatred binds you while love binds Canada
Thanks for the laugh user!

>got more votes
>still lost
the absolute state of national

youtube.com/watch?v=buoztHLk9JQ

You can blame the winston first party for that.
How many gooks has he sent home?
He pulls the same trick every fucking cycle

Are you the Nazgul?

Because Australia has a history of being subservient to powerful cultures due to being subservient to Britbongs for so long. The Australian sense of identity is based on import since its inception and the Abos did a terrible job at this culture thing thanks to being retarded.

Every bit of Australian culture is swayed by the big British and, now more prevalently, the big American dicks who can flaunt their culture proudly. The same thing happened with Italian and Greek wog culture becoming incorporated as we imported wogs and the same thing will happen when we import Pajeets, gooks and all sorts of Africans and communists.
Australians have a deep-seated inferiority complex and it's pretty depressing.