This is your deity for the next 15000 summers

This is your deity for the next 15000 summers

>posting child pornography

I wish ;_;

She makes my dick go doki doki.

How gross.

Only a sentient data entity wouldn't mind. Eight summers were enough for me.

Lucky me

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post some actual good deities

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You can wait a little longer, right?

lol

>author is almost 50 years old
>novel has been on hiatus for 6 years
He either struck gold and retired early, or his publishers tried to force him to milk out the franchise and he walked.

He even admitted in a prologue that he had hit some kind of writer's block with Haruhi and apologized for great shame it brought upon his readers.
He either realized he had written himself into a corner he didn't know how to get out of, or the publishers told him to drag the shit out for decades with endless, unchanging world and instead he said GOMEN because he had to go do his summer homework.

Snake low tier

Who is this

Japanese Jesus

Both. He's milking the franchise himself by taking the easy way out and making money licensing Haruhi out to those Yakuza pinball machines.

Is he really that old?

47

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I'm fucking jealous of Kyon.

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If god truly exists then make her give me back all my anime

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Woah easy there, buddy

God is still better DEUS VULT!

So long as I can interact with her...

Diety? More like cock SLUT

She only wants the John Smith though

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>> Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement. Like a kind of mental illness. Even I... get in the mood for that stuff every now and then. I am a healthy young girl, after all. My body has its urges...
what did she mean by this?

>Diety? More like cock SLUT
I'm not complaining

>Even I... get in the mood for that stuff every now and then. I am a healthy young girl, after all. My body has its urges...

you see user, once you go through puberty....

This was the only time i felt sorry for Haruhi. Something about watching her ill and confused and not her usual self made me sadder than I should have felt /blog

That she's frustrated, lonely and horny. Turning down people because they aren't aliens won't get you laid.

Endless Eight is what convinced me that Kyon is God.
After all, the cycle wasn't broken until Kyon decided to stop slacking and do his Summer homework.
He was the catalyst, not Haruhi. She was serving him.

Why haven't you included the the last line?
>But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden

But Kyon didn't wish for those cherry trees to blossom or pigeons to turn white during the movie shooting episodes.

Kyon is boring and can't imagine himself as a god so he pretends it's other people doing it. Haruhi is just strange enough that he could believe she could be something bigger than just a human being so he alters the world the way he images she would do it.

Of course, I haven't read the books, this is just my headcanon.

>Dieties aren't sluts
You should read more about Greek mythology

she's just an ordinary teenage girl, despite how she likes to pretend otherwise

>she doesn't know about condoms

how old is she?

I wish haruhisky wasn't the only one drawing Haruhi smut though I guess I should be grateful for that at least.

15000 summers worth of cum

sauce on that pic? Image search reveals nothing

He does it damn well though

she repeated time because she didn't get the dick

HARUHI IS A SLUT VOICED BY REAL LIFE SLUT AYA HIRANO

a slut being voiced by a slut makes it even hotter

Disappearance world is better.

Is it bad if I find Yuki to be way cuter than Haruhi?

No, it's very good, in fact.

Being correct isn't bad user

The things I'd do with that god...

>Body of an adult
>Arbitrary number made up by aurthor so the story can work
>Child Porn

whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie x

What was the point of hateful Eight?

Is it bad I want to take off those glasses?

Kyon says at the very beginning of the series that he'd prefer being the sidekick to someone with superpowers rather than being the one with powers himself, it couldn't be more obvious form that that he wished for haruhi to have powers so he could play out the straight-man role that he's always wanted to

>Let's just say, for the sake of argument, this is my character
>I make her look like a sexy adult supermodel
>Everyone thinks she's sexy
>But wait, I want to make a story about middle school
>I just say she's 13 so the story can take place in middle school
>Nothing else has changed about her, she looks exactly the same
>But now everyone is a pedo
>This somehow makes sense

The swimsuits

Post more or sauce

Can I fuck it?

Okay, so you're a pretend pedophile just like she's a pretend middle schooler.

I would spend summer vacation with her for all eternity.

Jesus what a gay

Is that what you are going to tell the judge? How dare a lowly human like you not have accepted the blessing of a holy plea bargain.

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For the viewers, a faithful adapation of the LN resulting in good immersion into what Kyon experienced. Usually only appreciated by fans though. Also it kinda loses its effect if you were not watching it in summer when it originally aired, one episode a week.

For the studio, training for their apprentice animators. I think each episode of E8 was animated by a different team of apprentices.

Well, of those summers, how many times did I stick her with my dick?

There's a 1080p webm of this floating around somewhere.

well load it and oggle it.

she beats the shit out of all judao chrsitian gods...

I'm not a pedophile because she is not a real child
What third world country do you come from?

I am amazed you guys care....

I'm holding into the Yuki anime spin-off in case we never get more anime again.

Is it even worth it for the original voice cast?

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Founder of 9gag, may his soul rest in piece.

Tits. Ass. Understanding why Yuki caused Disappearance.

Yuki-chan's spinoff life became overloaded with fun the moment Haruhi crashed their school because she was luring in by the smell of delicious TAAKI.

In other words, a masterpiece. BDs must have sold like hotcakes.