Australia truly is the dumbest white nation on this planet...

Australia truly is the dumbest white nation on this planet, can you even think of an Australian made invention other than a hat with cork hanging off it?

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What do you expect out of a nation which consists of prisoners?

WiFi

True story. Many jap exchange students we had in high school went back to japland and offed themelf from the constant sardine shitlife japos could offer compared to rooland.

fosters

>It's an English teacher couldn't handle the bants thread

This, everybody uses it.

I wish I was Australian every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional Australian princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Francis, Jean, Juliana, Madeleine, Pierre, and Adam.

I wish I was living in the countryside of Australia, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. Australian women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke and drink wine and eat delicious pastries and freely be nude.

>hat with cork hanging off it
pls lbrate

Why do Japanese people remove their shoes before committing suicide?

1. Black box flight recorder

2. Spray-on skin

3. Electronic pacemaker

4. Google Maps

5. Medical application of penicillin

6. Polymer bank notes

7. Cochlear implant (bionic ear)

8. Electric drill

9.Winged keel

10. Permaculture

11. Wi-Fi technology

12. Ultrasound scanner

13. Plastic spectacle lenses

14. Inflatable escape slide and raft

15. Permanent-crease clothing

16. Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines

17. Frazier lens

18. Triton Workcentre

19. Racecam

20. Tank-bred tuna system

rofl we literally invented WiFi you stupid chink.

did you even google aussie inventions you useless tool? HAHAHAHA

Atleast we have a nation Spaniard.

OP confirmed biggest self own in history.

wifi cunt

>men are all high T alpha gods because of convict past
>everyone has Big Convict Cocks
>all the ancestors of the convicts redeemed their fathers and excelled to create a beautfiful and glorious nation
>all the convicts worked hard on the land with pride

ROFL

but seriously why exactly are we attacking each other's nations? we are all white, no? this is some straight up jewish shit. disappointing guys. Don't act like this ever. it's very weak of you.

A bent stick

Fuck yourself, gook.

> Aussie Inventions
Zinc Cream
Hills Hoist
Solar Hot Water
Black Box Flight Recorder
Ultrasound
Wine Cask (kek)
Bionic Ear
Baby Safety Capsule
and on it goes.....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
Meanwhile in Japan, pic related.....

Wow, truly impactful!!!

Don't forget refridgerator, car radio and hills hoist clothes line!

to be fair mario is a fucking masterpiece.

see, i dont get all this weird division that goes on here. why don't we get along and appreciate each other? it's very weak in my eyes to want to disparage other nations like this, when those nations are doing nothing wrong. sure our governments are fucked here but our people are good and we're a beautiful nation.

we need to stand together. this is so glaringly obvious to me i cant understand why anyone wouldn't get this.

seriously, it's petty pussy shit. have some self respect.

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1. American
2. Korean
3. German
4. Japan
5. Scottish
6. Canadian
7. Japan
8. German
9. American
10. Japanese
11. Japanese
12. American
13. Russian
14. German
15. China
16. Canada
17. French
18. American
19. American
20. Japan

leave straya fren alone!!!

fuk off nigger

turn on 60 minutes lads

Mum forced her son to take hormones because he 'felt like a girl' now he regrets it.

it's JUST: the documentary

(You)

>everyone has big convict cocks
>men are all high T alpha gods
so is that why you gave up all your guns and lost war with emus?

at least i didn't lose a war to some fucking birds

Watching now. Yikes.

finally someone who is sensible and frankly isn't a fucking retard. jesus christ, man.

lmao ive never seen someone reach as hard as you. ur blatantly lying its hilarious.

agreed. saged this shit

An Australian backpacker probably slapped him on the bum at bar, and hasn't recovered yet

Kill the mother

Doctor dropping redpills.

one politican made the decision to give up guns and i dont think there was even a vote.

and yeah we're not perfect dude im just bantering.

The Owen sub machine gun, you're a Jap though so none of your ancestors lived to tell about it.

vegemite

Enjoying wifi you flat faced gook?

you can tell that selfish cunt just wanted a daughter.
ah..he ahh used to want to ahhh kill himself

also this is now a gender diswhatever the fuck its called thread

You basically are Australia, stfu.

We invented fucking your mum hapa cunt

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they are a very distinct nation.

holy shit why is every fucking faggot around here a divisionist? what the fuck is wrong with us? we can't even unify against the jew. jesus fuck you make me disappointed.

Moot you fucking weeb. Neck yourself

Take note: this is what happens to poofters when they don’t get their daily dose of pozzed out cock.
They truly are mentally ill

fuck up

A fucking abo, god damn it.

>one chance at life
>born a white 6'2 australian male

I could not imagine the torment of being anything else, God is good

On second thought give her massive amounts of tren and turn her into pic related

You bout to lose to fags in Madrid. Say hi to your cell mate

WiFi is an american invention though.

We came up with the shoey

One day we ran out of cups

>one chance at life
>born a white 6'1 australian male
You have no idea how lucky you are

Fuck off, cunt.

Silly Jap. Your Army is German. Your Navy is British. Your main export now is Hentai.

How does OP explain this?!

>tanned german spotted

Whiter than you, nigger

>>born a white 6'1 australian male

This is me and I love it.

wtf did japan invent? stupid hair styles and thongs made out of three pieces of wood?

Which American
Which Korean
Which German
Which Nip
Which Scot
Which Canadian
Which Nip
Which German
Which American
Which Nip
Which Nip
Which American
Which Russian
Which German
Which China
Which Canada
Which French
Which American
Which American
Which Nip

Heh.

But there were a few things. The guy who discovered stomach ulcers were because of a bacteria. Turned a lot of scientific orthodoxy on it's head.
Some woman invented spray-on skin for burn victims around the time of the ISLAMIC TERROR ATTACK in Bali, because she was stationed in the Australian hospital that saw all the victims.

But Australia is known for it's serious brain-drain mostly. They don't invest in long term R&D and any rock star style scientists, engineers, medical types or creatives are forced to leave and go work for other nations and add to their catalogue of advancements and culture.

There's an old backhanded saying about Australia, that it's "The Lucky Country".
Many of the locals take it at face value, but it's a harsh criticism.
They depend on others for innovation, and tend to "luck out" with resource booms more than anything else.
It's pretty much why the chinks are finding it so easy to colonize them without anyone realizing.
Australians have nice weather all year round. Beaches everywhere. Shittones of resources waiting to be dug up and sold.
I think Western Australia just had some huge windfall selling powdered formula to China (to the level where it's like a blackmarket drug trade almost).

Anything more complicated than digging something up, growing some produce, milking some cows, farming sheep, and they're not interested.
The majority of the population came threough during the gold rush era. They're not a nation of convicts. They're a nation of gold diggers.
Results must be instantly gratifying and something they can hold in their hands instantly, or they're a hassle.
Crack a beer, go to the beach. Why sweat it? The sun will be shining tomorrow.
So what if there's a few more slanty eyes or nigger faces down at the local supermarket than there was yesterday?
Who cares about those quiet news reports about nigger gangs in those outer suburban areas?
Oh but Gay Marriage. That's important. The Telly said so.

>156667910
bruh

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I've never heard someone say "let's have Australian food for dinner" what do you guys even eat down there?

wombats

What do you call this? This is the best shit I've watched in my life.
youtube.com/watch?v=1voe4u6cR0I
At 03:12 "she" talks about her african kids lol

Pls stop i dont want to tell you that everything you said is wrong

We actually did invent WIFI though, also the vaccine for cervical cancer.
Stop trying to diss your white brothers.

Roast meat and vegetables, curried sausages, casseroles, shepherds pie, roast chicken and chips.

youtube.com/watch?v=NmCQ6Z2Bt68
A must watch, only in Australia

11 is at least partially Austrian

You've never used wifi, an electric drill or a power board?

Manlet. I'm 6'5"

People don't like eating roo and I have no idea why. You can't even get anyone to try it.

Now let's post kiwi inventions

please... i can't take the bantz anymore

Australians are white niggers but with no athleticism or ability to rap.

21. Optic fiber cable that back bone of the entire internet

who was that Ian Thorpe cunt though?

Wikipedia quotes otherwise.
Give reputeable source and I will agree.

kerser is the sickest

>In his 2012 autobiography This is Me, Thorpe stated he had considered suicide

So different to normal Australians, that he had considered just ending it.

Missing the two greatest (only) indigenous inventions:
>the stick
>the goon bag pillow

crocodile dundee

>German wanting a free education
Enjoy watching your country crumble.

1. apron with tits on it
2. hat with beer holders

That is the real list.

WE

so an aussie pissed you of in some way please tell me more

Can you share blue faggots just have a massive "cool aid party" nobody's buying your bs.

Who cares.

Better question : why do Japs cover their buildings in pool tiles?

you can do that in america and more?
you're asking to move to a place that cost more and gives way less.
like your personal freedom?
freedom to bare arms?
to bed taxed out of the ass?

don't move here.

the women? fucking most of them a drug addict fat cunts. the skinny ones are as left as it gets
it's a sin to drink wine here
it's a sin to smoke here
our culture is a poor mans america that cost twice as much.
live in the country side, there is fucking nothing there.
most small villages are full of hippies.

goodluck

wifi, black box, motorised lawmower.

military wise: modern-day battle feild logistics, modern day urban warfare tactics

carrots and peas, get on your knees because my ring piece needs a tounge tickle.

big words from a flag that looks like a bumhole after curry

was born in Australia. I fucking hate this country. my goal is to mine $10,000 of ethereum a year, and profit big so I can move to fucking Finland or Denmark or somewhere low key europe. I have 2 mining rigs currently generating $2600 USD a year. Every time I can afford a new GPU I get one.

I will get out of this country soon. Its a fucking shit hole.

i legit can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

Can somebody please post the gif of the Aussie torching nips? Unfortunately I'm on my phone.

>the women? fucking most of them a drug addict fat cunts. the skinny ones are as left as it gets

you don't like blond and brunette fit chicks and facial abuse tier hapas? Faggot

>it's a sin to drink wine here

Good wine is $5 american per bottle

>it's a sin to smoke here

smoking is for fags

>our culture is a poor mans america that cost twice as much.

our wages are higher, however our real estate market is fucked

>live in the country side, there is fucking nothing there.

you'd complain that there is nothing in rural Kansas or you'd go to a place in the states where there is things happening?

>most small villages are full of hippies.

lmao what? villages?


You're a faggot, the only downsides here are 1. our irrational fear of guns 2. the increasing ricing of our cities. Europe has beautiful architecture but they stopped building beautiful things 500 years ago and are busy browning themselves. The USA is pretty good depending on where you live. The rest of the world is a shithole.

oh fuck a white knight. i haven't seen one of your kind in ages.
you must be a retarded kid with buck teeth.
fuck back off to reddit poofter.