I wish I was Australian

I wish I was Australian every single day of my life.

I want to have a heavenly blessed, traditional Kangaroo princess bride that I may have a family with. We'll name our kids Cunt, Bitch, Wog, Madeleine, Faggot, Zyzz, and Adam.

I wish I was living in the countryside of Australia, in a small village, with castles and splendid architecture every mile.

I love your culture, food, women, and accent. You're the most attractive people in the world. Australian women are literally all models and warmhearted and friendly too.

I want to smoke and drink Foster's and eat delicious pastries and freely be nude.

fuck off we're full cunt

Let me inside you

you'll need to get your kangaroo riding licence first though, mate

Nobody drinks fosters here

WE WAS KANGarroZ

M8, there are no fucking casltes im Autralia

>drink Foster's
If you were Aussie you would hate that animal piss of a drink.

The weather in AUS seems awesome too. Woukd I be able to enter Australia with a Federal firearm felony? Its nin violent. I would love to go the sydney opera house and go fishing and visit the parts of Aus with red sand and drink Fosters and go to Out back steakhouse and hang out with Abos sniffing petrol.

turn on 60 minutes lads

Mum forced her son to take hormones because he 'felt like a girl' now he regrets it.

it's JUST: the documentary
turn it on. now

I'll swap you my life, job and house for the same in Alaska

Fosters isn't real beer, I don't drink and even I know that.

You'll wish you were Aussie until you actually go there and see their spiders.

And dropbears.

yeah nah mate, i'll be watching Today Tonight tomorrow at 6 on 7.

I have thought about moving to Alaska from New York many times. Alaska is without a doubt Gods country and the most beautiful place on Earth. And they have permitless carry. Buy a handgun from a Mcdonalds Parking lot with cash and carry it around in your waistband legally. Mountains and wildlife are awesome too. But the cost of living is high and the weather can be intense. Also to go to many National parks and forests you cant drive you must fly. Something that looks 2 hours away on a map os actually 10 hours away too.

cunt the doc is dropping redpills. 'I dont believe in more than 2 genders'
the narrative is shifting. Even the reporter is ripping into the mum

Nobody going to point out that's Ireland?

Ahh Brus there is the Macadamia Castle near Byron Bay.

So we got at least one. Lol.

I've lived in some nice places in Australia from rural victoria where it was all dirt roads and brown landscape. Used to net farmers dams for yabbies, go rabbit and roo shooting all over the place there. An hour and a half drive saw you at a snow capped mountain with nice trout fishing at the lake by the base of the mountain.

Up here in queensland lived next to fraser island and also the great barrier reef. Live in Brisbane now with my wife and 2 kids. I think when they get older and had enough of the swimming pool we might move to Tasmania where the landscape is breath taking.

The shit-for-brains paddies wouldn't know what their own degenerate island looked like if you drew it for them.
Years of inbreeding will do that to a nation

Needs a moat

You wish you "were" Australian. God! Why must Americans butcher my beloved laungue?

Deadset i'll check it out. Watch the new Romper Stomper series, that's dropping red pills to.

Just Africans and Chinese and very expensive houses here now.

Is this RSL?

Pretty shite castle.

someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

>First the Bongs
>Then the Frogs
>Now the Aussies

If you ever do a Dutch one, I will track you down.

>Hey paddy, the caravan park's wireless is fixed!

are you having some kind of mental breakdown?

Aussies have fucked up teeth and everything costs too much.

Honestly I feel bad for the Italians sometimes. Also this joke doesn't make sense to me, since when were the Irish known for living in caravans? Aren't trailer parks the american thing.

he's calling us knackers retard.

Too bad your limey ancestors wanted to break their backs, get killed by savages and die in revolutionary wars instead of simply stealing, raping and getting a free one way ticket. Sad!

One mention of their backwards island and they swarm the thread like locusts.
Fucking insects, should have let you all starve when we had the chance.

Fuck off cunt. It’s got macadamias, mini golf and a train ride

Do one for Bulgaria ,pal.

I guess trains are pretty nice.

yeah yeah ok abdul fuck off back behind the counter and get me my kebab

you posted a picture of ireland

>should have let you all starve when we had the chance

>like you had or would have had any say
>talking like you are part of what made the UK special

Pathetic.

Aside from castles, fuck yeah.

that's the joke

the eternal Anglo

It isn't all that good.

>fosters
>Australian

pick one

Why the fuck are you using s picture of my island?

What do you drink then?

>From jew york.
Send pic of nose

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that's an abbey you mucksavage

>I wish I was Australian
>Map of Ireland
>Countryside Australia, castles and splendid architecture every mile
The American

I was wondering where that was. Half of Australia is Irish anyway.

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