Be at home with mother while i finish college

>be at home with mother while i finish college
>say good morning to her as i just get up on my day off of school
>hey user we're going downtown next saturday
>why?
>for the March on Women! I got signs for us too!
>she shows me an Oprah 2020 sign
>i tell her no and that i believe Oprah is suppressing sexual assault
>she says i'm going or i'll have to pay for the last string of my college bills
WHAT DO

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she's a woman, she'll change her mind in a few facebook posts worth of time

Hmmm difficult predicament. You could just hire a crisis actor to go instead of you like what they did at sandy hook

Pay for your own college you fucking leach.

go and lose your virginity while you redpill an sjw

Drop out of meme college. In the least you can always blame mommy and Oprah for your failures.

>take out a loan
>finish school with crippling debt
>become homeless because you didnt study STEM
>show up your moms place 5 years later, steal her telly for drug money

>meme college
im in stem

Bang you’re mom until she changes her mind

>because you didn't study stem
see

Just tell your dad it’s bullshit.

You do have a dad, right?

Shoulda told her you were busy.

he died about 7 years ago

Tell her to shut up, stay home, and pay your tuition, or you will go see a psychiatrist, and uncover all of the suppressed memories of the sexual abuse and torture she subjected you to, and that if she doesn't, you will bring it to the attention of the police.

>WHAT DO

Pay for your college. The fuck else would you want to do?

Go there with pepe shirt and maga hat

tell your mother to shut her fucking mouth or you'll beat her like your father should have, and if she continues her shit, beat her like your father should have.

>What would Eric Cartman do?

dis my brudda, your mudda does not kno da wei

I forgot to mention, she doesn't know i voted for trump.
She said if I do or ever did support him or any republican, i would stop being her son and she would kick me out and keep anything that was legally hers still, this includes my car since she wont sign it over until i finish school in 2019

aight aight lisn
>take out a loan
>finish school with crippling debt
>become big cums because you studied in STEM, actual money is no issue to you
>show up your moms place 5 years later dressed like a hobo, steal her telly just because

Just go there and ask people reasonable questions. Reasonable questioning is the liberals kryptonite.

>not being strict with your single parent mother after you become an adult
i'm telling you man smacking her is the only way.

Sounds like your mother is a complete bitch who doesn't value her son at all. In her mind she has already disowned you, she is just using you like a puppet now. Very low tier woman. Get what you can, move on in life and stop talking to her.

Go and amplify

Look terrible and cringey, shout antiwhite slogans, do everything you can to alienate normal people and create bad optics

4D chess your mom

join the military and get your college for free. Also it will make you not a bitch and if your not retarded youll come out with a healthy savings account.

Most importantly it will get you out of your mothers house.

Pic is a hint.

Go to the march and plant some pipe bombs.
Jesus Christ, hide the pipe bombs in your mums copious rolls. It's kinder this way

your a grown ass man you should pay for your own shit, letting mommy pay for your stuff is the peak of nu-male

it was your duty to take role as the man of the house.
your mother waited for 7 years for you to man up, bend her and destroy that pussy.
now due to the lack of dick she's damaged.

she needs you more then you need her. Shes getting to a point in her life when sher going to want you around more. You need to explain she really meant when she told you that. That shes holding you and your futre hostage for a dumb rally. If she still wont budge id move out and get roomates or smething

this

My dude, just go and laugh maniacally at every stupid thing you see and point it out to your mom. Hopefully she will see how retarded this 0prah 2020 meme is

Just go for the laughs. You shouldn't take the political opinions of women seriously.

>clicking intensifies

Clearly you must shitpost IRL.

This. Enlist in the military discreetly. When it's time for you to ship out, just leave with as much as your shit as you can. Use the military to pay for your meme schooling (don't do meme schooling) or go to a trade school. That, or take your veterans preference points for civil service and use them to get on a fire or police department.

Speaking as someone who was in a similar arrangement a while ago, be careful. I actually did get kicked out, and I was homeless for a year. It was rough, and I'm still recovering. If I were you, I'd try to steer clear and when you are free and financially independent, tell your mother to go fuck herself and that you'll be voting for Trump in 2020.

Right here, OP.
Stream everything as well. Bring backup batteries.

fpbp

Kill your self
That will show her

Go and hand printed images of oprah and weinstein, also you can try to grow a spine and call your mommy on her bluff and learn to deal with women manipulations

This. Scream as loud as you can halfway through the march MY FATHER ABUSED ME AS A CHILD then give your mum a really sad look, then scream it again but even more wracked with emotion and sadness and give your mum the same look and a slight nod with your lip trembling. Then just burst into tears and scream like a raging faggot FUCK TRUMP,. FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MY FATHER, FUCK ALL ABUSIVE MEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US and then look at your mum with a sad look. Whenever you shout anything, look at your mum straight away with a really sad look.

damn, now i want to go to the rally

he should become da commanda and tell his mudda to obey or she gets a necklace

dick her hard

Dis is de wae

Read the sticky and delete your thread. Reported.

Is your mom hot? If so I'll fuck the bitterness out of her.

>clicking sounds

Living at home while in college is fine. Getting your bills paid by your mother is pathetic. Your mother is a dumb whore for supporting this garbage and is a manipulative cunt for blackmailing you with it.

Real men move out. Not because it is moral or dignified. They do it because their parents may otherwise exert some power over them. This is especially true if you have a single mother. They will try to keep you there by creating a comfy enough situation while also trying to tear you down because they simultaneous need you because you are their son and need to destroy you because you are a weak man.

Can’t delete threads anymore newfag

>memeflag
opinion discarded

kek my mom was really into that Women shit too for awhile but I try to avoid politics with the family because its just a pointless thing to argue about unless its banter. Either way you're going to be financially fucked after college might as well go out swingin'.

storytime m8

Woman are evil. Get the money and pay for it. That way she won't have control over you.

Corrected ,
Show back up at mommy's house with 2 Black eyes,forever single 8 months pregnant with black man's child and exclaim Oprah did it

She is a false qween, spit on her.
>spit spit spit

Seriously though, I've been there and she's just abusing you.I'd get out fast. I waited, and it really fucked me up.

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Think of the money saved in never having to buy and mail Mothers Day cards

Best response that isn't a mutt telling him to kill her. I'd do the same thing in your situation, OP.

Scream maga as you come in her ass

I was the sole Trump supporter in a family of socialist-leaning liberals in one of the biggest blue states. I told my family I didn't want to discuss politics with them, then they would bait me constantly and get angry - every single time. Eventually I got angry back one morning and yelled at them that I'm entitled to my own opinions.
Then all of a sudden I have "an anger problem," and my mother is no longer comfortable with me in the house, and that was it. I was out.

Your mother sounds like a dumb cunt

Sometimes I'm really glad that my family is Russian despite the rampant alcoholism
Every western mother seems to despise her children in some way or another
Even in an abstract way

spbp

formulate an exit strategy
remaining in that toxic environment will do you no good
good luck

This. Single mothers become clingy and try to keep you and control you.

Also this. My mom started treating me like shit when I turned 18. She started hitting me and threatening to kick me out even when I had a job, went to college, helped around the house, etc. One day she hit me and I finally swung back. Moved out and didn't speak to her for two years. Now she caters to me anytime I visit like I'm a king. Don't ask me why. They need to be hit. They love it.

Say to her: Mom I can show you the world. Just give me 5 hours and I'll summarize the shit system we're living in for you.

Is it possible to take your university credits and apply to become an officer in the military without her knowing? You would get financial independence a lot faster and she could buckle down and have 50 cats eat her face as she dies alone.

You know how girlfriends will try to change everything about their boyfriend and then break up/cheat on him because they no longer feel attracted to him because he has changed.

That's the romantic equivalent of single mothers. They try to turn their sons into sensitive emasculated soyboy manchildren and then look in horror at the monster they created.

sorry for your trouble lad, any contact with them since or any wish for a reconciliation?

i'm in college 20 credit hours and have a part time job. i'm just saving literally all my money

Quality shitpost

This... Or just go to the damn thing. How can you talk her down from the nonsense if you're not there? How are you this retarded and in STEM?

>They try to turn their sons into sensitive emasculated soyboy manchildren and then look in horror at the monster they created.
>mfw
If anyone was in this situation like I was, get out and start lifting weights.
Not really - my mother dominates my father and has my whole life; I realized I didn't want to live like him and my mother can't handle not having control. I think weak men who let their crazy bitches run wild are responsible for most of the problems in the west today.

Legit answer user. Man up. Tell your mom no and if she kicks you out. Take it on the chin and thrive. Get a loan to do is your degree and sort the rest of your life out.

Just go and pretend you give a shit, it's better than paying your tuition, if someone offered me money to larp as a Soyboy fag, I'd do it

>20 credit hours
Bullshit.

>sign literally read
>Mum made me protest

15 credit hours for my program
5 credit hours towards my future schooling since it's being covered for me now and not then

Prove it then

Unoironicaly this, if she is going to place an idiotic ultimatum like that, you do the same.

You can't get yer mammy in line. You have to be cruel. Tell her that dad would be disappointed at how much of a bitch she's become.

Gotta study for a test. Ask her if she wants you to fail college and become a blue collar Republican that votes against their own economic interest

When the day of the rake comes, you'll be spared.
Good post

That's really fucked up mate, throwing your own son out of your house essentially because he doesn't agree with your politics.
Kikery at work.
Chin up lad, probably for the best anyway.
I hope things will turn around for you

Then find yourself a guy at college who can be your mentor or "big bro" type of friend.

>That's really fucked up mate, throwing your own son out of your house essentially because he doesn't agree with your politics.
The worst part is I wish I'd seen the truth of it years ago, I would've spared myself a lot of effort trying to find common ground with them.
Thanks m8, I'm already better off overall because I'm free in all the ways they aren't.

Don´t go, even if you went for the pussy chances are that it´s low quality beef

>"I can't. I already have plans with my friends"
This is what your answer should always be in the future.

>support me or I'll ruin your life
Literally every Democrat ever

I find the idea that a mother is forcing her son to a womans rally to support a person that is not ever a candidate hard to believe. All you faggots are playing pretend

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Do you have a gf? I it changes a lot they way you are treated
First she wont do emotional pressure, because she knows it´s unnefective as you have something to fall back to, second it´s probably a part of the angry white male/no gf or virgin male, that blames is life on others according to these commies

>Posts Homeland Security not DoD after shilling for the military.

How do i upvote comments on here?

>a that a mother is forcing her son to a womans
Go to the march, but make a sign dropping a lowkey redpill

>"Bro, why are you so mean to women man? You need to be more nice. Women have rights too and are equal to men, why do you hate them? Have you been rejected? Has your waifu ran away with Jamal? Cheer up, just be yourself."

i know a feminist whose almost 40 and had her first kid, a boy. She posted on Facebook how she’s worried about him growing up in the age of trump with toxic masculinity. Scold needs to get bridaled.

Go. Record what you see on your phone if possible, then report back here for our amusement. Infiltrating lefty protests has a long and honorable history here.

The fuck kinda family is that