I like going to open community pools or hotel pools and shitting in them I spend my entire weekends driving from pool to pool, sometimes waiting hours at one pool just waiting for the perfect time to shit in it. It’s not sexual or anything like that it’s just the thought of some employee having to grab a long pool net and scoop my shit out of the pool all while gagging from smell is just hilarious. I always make sure to have a big meal of KFC before leaving my stinkies in the pool so they have a nice big, shit smelling schlong waiting for them.
Sometimes I return to the scene of the crime a few days later just to find the pool is actually fucking closed LMAO my shit did this much damage yes!!! I always have to hide my excitement and joy when I return so the employees don’t get suspicious but I almost feel like an evil genius when I leave that big old sloppy joe in the water. If they leave it long enough they have to pay a fortune for a specialist to remove my shit particles from the filter and water that is what most excites me. It cost me the price of a zinger stacker 8.45 AUD to make multiple people’s lives miserable, ruining the pool for kids, destroying family vacation pool time and making the employees jobs a million times hard fucking normies hahahaha.
One day I will have to give up shitting in pools I worry about becoming an old man and no longer being able to control my bowels the fear of not being able to shit on command is terrifying… one day I might even get caught for doing it but until that day I’m going to spend my weekends driving to various community pools and spas and shitting in them. I plan to travel to Wet’n’Wild someday, a big waterpark and shit in every ride I can, I will shit in the wave pool, I will shit in the whirlpool springs and I will definitely shit in Calypso Beach. I think that will be my final hurrah until then I will just keep shitting along.
Brody Thompson
I haven't been on Sup Forums for a couple weeks. This is the first thing I see. Excellent
Noah Fisher
You have to go back, Pajeet.
Mason Perez
If you're proud to be an American you're a fucking sub-90 IQ moron in terms of intelligence. There is hardly anything good about this shitty nation.
Facts about America:
- Gini Coefficient (i.e. income inequality) has reached African-tier levels - Over 20$ trillion dollars in debt - Infrastructure is in poor and dilapidated shape and received a -D overall - Health care system ranked 50 out of 55 nations assessed by Bloomberg - Almost 35 nations have a longer life expectancy than America. Costa Rica has a higher life expectancy than America. - Most Americans (52.1%) of the people in the United States live in areas with harmful levels of pollution - Majority of cities in America are 3rd world shitholes infested with Negroes. Cities like Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, and New Orleans are some of the most dangerous cities in the world. - Most Southern States are 3rd world shitholes infested with rednecks, white trash, and niggers - America has 50 states yet most states in America are irrelevant shitty flyover backwater states - Infant mortality rate on par with Botswana - HIV more common in America than Somalia - 35% of the population is obese - General population is stupid as fuck - Value of the dollar has decreased precipitously
America is a borderline 3rd world shithole. If you're seriously proud of being American then you should fucking kill yourself.
Brody Bailey
Show me on the doll where Daddy Trump hurt you..
Matthew Ward
So why haven't you left?
Ayden Reyes
Bump
Low IQ morons detected.
Jacob Hernandez
Go back to Sup Forums underage child. this is for politics stop shitting up this place.
Dylan Reed
Not an argument.
Gavin Richardson
>shitting up this place but that's his thing aparently
Brody Clark
this would be a great movie. detectives catch a sighting of the serial shitter and only have 48 hours to find him and bring justice
Liam Rogers
You have to go back
Connor Sanders
You should be hung in public from a lamp post my dude. Then displayed in public so people can shit of your corpse.
Xavier Thomas
>when he’s hung he losses bowel control and shits himself one last time
Chase Russell
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Eli Taylor
One day you will be caught and that's when you'll shit your pants you fucking shit faggot.
Levi Barnes
Missed opportunity.....excrement
Robert Lewis
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Ryan Howard
hummmmmdullah
Kevin Sanders
Post a poo pic with timestamp, filthy abbo.
Xavier Reyes
jesus my sides
Alexander Watson
I'm not having a storytime, but I like to get "revenge" on people who've crossed me.
I shit in their letterbox.
Caleb Martin
BASED
Justin Diaz
Upper deck now seems like childs play I need to get on your level.
No wipe fruit shpooing ripe?nope how bout this one
Nicholas Taylor
You need to get a girlfriend and stop going around shiting on pools