What if ExHentai goes down and dies next?

What if ExHentai goes down and dies next?

Would be a big loss of data

Guys what if the internet goes down and dies next???

I wouldn't give a single fuck,because i use nhentai

Guys what if Yahoo goes down next?

nyaa, sad panda and chans is like the whole internet for me
god help us

who the fuck uses yahoo?

For you.

Sup Forums would be happy i guess? They ban sadpanda threads after all.

we'll still have each other

Japanese people.

how are other anons supposed to help me jack off

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Guys what if Sup Forums goes down and dies next?

I go down and die too

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Then after thirteen long years I'll finally be free.

sit on your hand for 10 minutes til it numbs, then stroke it and pretend its me

Where do you think nhentai gets all their shit from you retard?

When did a couple faggot mods == Sup Forums?

Would be an unfortunate loss, but I already have years worth of loli backed up just in case.

...

When pigs learn how to fly... 5 or 10 years from now.

I would unironically kill myself.

>he doesnt buy his erotic comics from trusted distributors
>he cant read his ero "doujins" in their native language
>b-but who will translate muh nip ding dong cause i am too lazy to learn a new language
>waaaaah

It would be tragic, but at least I wouldn't spoil myself on game cg anymore.

Isn't most of it on nhentai and pururin?

shit site with a forum full of cancer that shouldn't exist, no losses.

Use a different site and if everything else gets nuked I'll kill myself.

>hentai
Just watch normal porn

Vanilla or rape? Those are the most normal I see.

>Just watch normal porn

Disgusting.

Yeah, then you could download the games from sukebei and experi--wait a minute.

Normal porn honestly isn't as good. 99% of the time, I can tell that the actors are just going through the motions, are actually dead inside, they're just there to earn money, and it takes me out of the experience.

Japanese is the hardest language to learn.

Normal porn is genuinely disgusting.

I hope you get STD for real.

Can't be harder than Mandarin.

They're pretty bad at themes too...
>uniform/lingerie/whatever
>video is not different from any other porn 5 minutes in
>has are skanky af

Have you ever seen an IRL dick? They're fucking disgusting. Not only that but the women look like pigs.

I've downloaded so much shit that I could live without sukebei for quite some time.

Western porn producers really, really dislike clothes.

Mandarin is not that bad dude. Plus there are way more resources for it.

Yahoo owns tumblr so it would be a good thing

Is it a sign for me to get a real life?

They are unironically illegal in the UK with 6 months sentence and unlimited fine

Mandarin isn't full of wacky rules. Japanese writing is fucking convoluted as hell compared to chinese.

ah, I forgot that they decided to buy dumblr. It would be very ideal.
It is a sign for you to end your's.

ExHentai has been going to shit for years anyway, it hardly ever gets any good new content. Wouldn't be a huge loss.

Pururin is back so ill just go there

>They are unironically illegal in the UK with 6 months sentence and unlimited fine
not that surprising since Orwell's vision has almost been realized, but source on this?

It's not that bad if all you want to do is read manga, play games, and watch anime. It just takes time, is all.
Of course, if you're aiming for actual fluency, prepare yourself for hell.

>3dpd
Sup Forums certainly has changed in the last few years

>Just watch normal porn
>After 17 year of fapping to nothing but lewd 2d lolis

where did it all go so wrong?
Some one help me.

Sure only if your porn as crazy & expressive as my hentai.

>Half of the doujins on exhentai got purged because of fakku's jewery
>Even fucking nhentai isn't afraid to upload fakku stuff
>Despite that its still missing a shitload of it
How do we stop fakku? They are doing the same thing to doujins/h-manga that crunchyroll did to anime. Thanks to them fansubs are fucking dead.

Go full aloha snackbar probably.

Draw your own porn. Exchange with with other anons.

all you have to do is literally memorize a chart and you're already 75% there, learn some basic kanji which is basically names, people, places and things and you're already a full nip by then

if you really want a hard language, try learning arabic fucking pleb

Dangerous Cartoons Act 2009
Coroners and Justice Act 2009
Obscene Publications Act

you can just download all the fakku releases. problem solved.

Funny story.

Police have my PC right now (had it for almost 3 months) because of suspected lolis. Except I'm not even into actual little girl lolis. Some of the stuff on my PC depicted Japanese school girls who if not for the school uniform you couldn't tell the age.
Picture related, the police are going to fuck me up the ass because I had pictures like this on my PC.

In the UK real and fake are the same thing and age is irrelevant. 7 and 17 are the exact same in the eyes of the law. So I'm facing charges which are equal to someone with real hardcore CP of a 7 year old girl.

Which is a maximum of 3 years in prison.

Living in the UK is great.

>normal porn

We nuke Japan again. Followed by drone-striking UN headquarters for the chaos.

>threads devolving into blogposting about IRL sex drama
>Naruto threads daily
>People casually admitting to streaming
>Majority of threads are template threads or generals
>Daily threads whining about how every MC isn't a pussy crushing alfalfa male
>Threads about watching anime with their gf
>People using normies instead of normalfag (likely because they feel that normalfag is too offensive)
Gee user, what gave you that idea? If you need any more proof, watch me get torn to pieces for so much as implying that I'm not a normalfag.

>Dangerous Cartoons Act
>Obscene Publications Act
as an american i dont feel the least ounce of sympathy for you

also dont they still have sex shops and shit in the UK? how do they allow the sale of dildos and sex toys but not pictures of cartoons having sex???

If you violated copyright you can now also get ten years in prison

How did they even find you?

Please, don't. I am too close.

how do you eurocucks manage holy shit

I'm more worried about goddess and AB going down.

I think soon we will have to learn to use tor to upload and download hentai stuff.

yikes
how did they come across your dangerous gyaru porn, user?
snooper's charter?

I thought nyaa was the Alamo, but I guess it's ex now.

At least when you come out of prison there will be definitely a new alternative to Nyaa.

Nicu baitu, user-kun
10/10

It went wrong when you did not learn to draw.

>uk
>euro

No thanks
I don't want to get blind neither have a shit taste

It's still euro until 2019

t. normie

Torrents apparently, from almost a year before they came and took my PC. I honestly have no idea what I torrented around that time but it almost certainly wasn't still on my PC since I'd gotten a new PC by then.

The only "questionable" stuff I had on my PC were those fakku collections. 1 to 1200 or so I think (I forget).
They did an initial, very vague scan (it checks for words that could be related to CP like "boy" or "girl"). It got results and I got a phone call from the police telling me they'd be keeping my PC to do a full scan of it which will take 6+ months.

If they find anything they deem illegal on my PC, the absolute least I will get is a community sentence of up to 180 hours community service, I'll be a registered sex offender for 5 years and my name will probably make it in the local news paper as a known local pedo.
But that is only if I admit to being guilty. If I fight the charges I can face upto 3 years in prison, 10 years as a sex offender and still be branded as a pedo.

I'm basically waiting now to see what the fuck happens, but it's almost certainly not going to be good.

>Losting precious time hunting down fake ones.
I'm adding UK into the list of country to not go.

Countries on the list:
Canada
China
Korea (Both)
UK
Euro zone
All islamic countries.

go full a hero on the ass of the queen bro

Haven't been keeping up with that.

Their weirdo obscenity laws are far worse than any euro country I'm aware of though.

+9000% research bonus to research of robo waifus?

Google Answers.
Gmail.
Whoever buys Tumblr.

tsumino would still exist i guess

You have that backwards.
>Nuke UN HQ
>take out Jew York as a bonus

Don't you dare death flag the panda.

Now would probably be a good time think about running away. Even if you had nothing, they will plant something there just to bust you. You don't detain people's stuff if you don't intend to bust them.

Don't forget India. Also, assuming you're American, it doesn't leave a whole lot of the world to visit.

They're basically the same as any of those (((hate speech))) laws

Sounds suspicious as fuck

>not killing yourself
Your life sounds like a literal nightmare

>Be naughty American
>Send UK cuck loli doujinshi with box labelled as loli doujinshi
>UK cuck gets unlimited fine
Could this be the next level of US and UK shitposting?

Missing Australia there mate.

We need to save greentext from nurse-kun, ohk, ziploc-kun and exiled-kun for posperity.

what are the chances of you being able to fight the charges successfully
>My lord, as you can see by the curves of the girls featured in my Taiwanese black/white comic books, they are clearly above the age of consent and are thus fair game.

>sadpanda goes down
>"so... did anyone archive all the doujins at some point?"
>"nope"
>"nope"
>"nope"

Bravo
Bravissimo

In recent years the UK has had lots of issues with famous or high profile people being pedos. Because of this there has been a witch hunt on any and all suspected pedos. The laws were changed to purposely be vague as possible and to give the police as much power as they want to fuck you over. You're basically treated as guilty until proven innocent (but most people just admit to being guilty).

Even the police are starting to admit the law is fucking retarded because it's wasting so much time and effort going after people who are barely doing anything while real, actual, dangerous criminals are not being caught because the police are so busy with retarded shit.

If you want an idea of how retarded the new laws are, I remember reading once about how a father who took pictures of his kids at the beach. He ended up going to prison for CP for these pictures because in the UK there isn't actually a definition of what CP is (no really, there is no concrete definition of what constitutes an "indecent image of a child").

Thanks for the list, user.
Good to know my country is fine (even though the recent growth in retarded fucking laws is alarming).

Shit, user, that's so retarded. Why these laws even exist? It's not like any kid is harmed in the process of drawing pictures. This stuff completely got outta control.