Bet she frowns when you say "tranny" instead of "transgender". Bet she tries to hide a smile when you call Gok Wan a "chink fag". Bet she makes bad arguments for the wage gap, and then tries to end the argument when you're clearly winning.
Bet her hair smells nice. Bet she'd be warm to snuggle next to in bed. Bet she'd try to get to know your mother and be really nice to your dog. Bet you'd feel a real connection. Bet, as you're gently drifting off to sleep, you'd think you could be married and grow old together.
Bet you'd try to kill yourself when she leaves you because she doesn't feel satisfied.
who /wishes she had never left/ here
Aaron Martinez
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Eli Sullivan
she wouldn't get past date one if she was like that
me 2 user
Chase Reed
Woke up this morning and i left the telly on from last night it was like a 7am footie match and when i heard the commentators i could fucking swear they were saying MUNGOWUNGO MY LAAAD, i was on mdma though so there it is
Tyler Lewis
based
Kayden Robinson
>mdma
Mason Morris
There's a suprising amount of anons in the middle of the drugs user and britpol venn diagram
Jaxon Long
UKIP racists BTFO! You 4chinny channers are next. Every post here has been logged and attributed to your real identity for years. We have extensive files on all of you. Usually we only threaten to bring this stuff out for important people, to other them from going too far. But 2018 is the year we start nipping you in the bud. Say goodbye to your lives as you know them. Things for you are going to become different very soon.
Eli Carter
went to london today lads... shit hole
Ryder Gray
>your lives i do fuck all
Alexander Rodriguez
I started taking 5-HTP recently. It gives you extremely vivid dreams for some reason.
I started dreaming about her again. This isn't fair.
Alexander Adams
Same
Landon Roberts
I started taking ZMA and got the exact same
Nathaniel Phillips
Honestly i fuckign agree with hitchens that drugs are degenerate and should be kept out of society at all costs, but weve gone past that so the best option is regulation
Connor Morales
Where did Eddie go lads?
Jaxon Jones
Body Face Frame Personality Height Wealth/Job
Rate how important these things are to women
Luis Flores
Ben Franklin loved London. Music, literature, pussy, social life, food and drink... he loved it there more than anywhere. What the fuck happened?
Jaxson Davis
It's so obvious that the police collude with criminals to get drugs into the uk. Look up the life story of Curtis Warren.
Christian Mitchell
Wealth/Job Face Height Personality Body Frame
Jayden Wilson
Do you get your shit online or in person?
I'm wondering how the DNM's work these days what with BTC transaction fees being like $25, not sure if other currencies are accepted much yet.
Camden Richardson
It's truly the worst kind of suffering. I lose consciousness, and I feel like she's right there with me. And then I wake up and she's gone all over again. But the heartbreak is still sharp.
Is this what purgatory feels like?
Nolan Reed
you sure that wasn't Paris?
Adrian Russell
Body always above personality
Noah Young
(((open borders)))
Body 4 Face 1 Frame ? Personality 2 Height 3 Wealth/Job 5
>avoiding the gold digger meme
Lincoln Martin
yes but i was literally disperate and paid the £12 transfer fee anyway. BTC is a ""bit"" coongested right now so i would wait or use monero which you can use on dream
wishing my granny and grandad had been thieving bastards lads
then I could have lived down under, in the outback, with nothing but the deadly beasts and a cold lager for company
Daniel Sanchez
I don't know what to say user. shits fucked cunt
Carter Rivera
maybe
John Powell
no
you will get over it, man the fuck up and sort your life out you complete spaz
Parker Price
>dream I heard it's all scammers and shit now.
Jacob King
it's like waves. you always feel it but the waves get further and further apart.
Tyler Johnson
it is, buying anything even from a top rated seller is a 50/50 gamble.
Hudson Scott
At least the dreams are fun.
It's been 4 years. She stopped speaking to me a while ago. You don't understand how vivid these dreams are. It's really unnerving.
Josiah Williams
fuck sake lads got travelling to syria webpage on my search history by accident
Thomas Gonzalez
...
Easton White
on a chamomile tea comedown trying to stay positive
Henry Cox
le 56% face
Easton Long
>come back from a cheeky pint with the lads >slip on dog shit on your way home but make it back in one piece >munguwongo has set fire to your car again, oh well they make bloody great kebabs eh'? >look down at your doorfront >see this on your doorstop >watdo
Jack Morris
s-sorry
Jose Thomas
? so not like waves at all then
4 years? well then I suggest seeing a therapist.
Leo Howard
Go about my day as per usual. I am a Londoner.
Julian Russell
soundwaves
Daniel Perry
>I suggest seeing a therapist Tbf we were together for a very long time. And we were each other's first.
Julian Lewis
Does anybody else here have violent fantasies about race riots? Just imagining that riots broke out in London again, and the commentators shit themselves as they realise it's race-based, and just before they kill the feed the cameraman catches me smashing a bunch of nigger heads in with a cricket bat.
I want to know if I'm the only one, don't wanna mention this to my psychiatrist because he'd probably report me.
Chase Gonzalez
>4 years are you me
Hudson Bailey
I spend all my time thinking about how much I don't want that to happen
Bentley Thompson
...
Liam Bailey
sounds bad all around, user.
Michael Harris
yes, i dream of something higher scale though
Zachary Adams
He stayed in Paris a lot and enjoyed it no doubt, but that was more business, and London was more his style.
Elijah Bennett
Very interesting information user. Please, tell us more about your secret violent political desires.
Cooper Russell
do you reckon you could beat ben franklin in a fist fight
Jonathan Rivera
Not really man... Apocalyptic fantasies are pure ego trips. They're all about having visceral control over other people in a life or death situation. Are you a narcissist?
Probably not. Unless you wake up every day knowing that you'll never be as happy as you used to be, and endlessly wishing that you would be able to die without making your family sad.
Landon Hernandez
not me nostalgia is for dummies
Isaac Long
First Jewed, then 56%'ed. It's almost like a little Haiku about the story of the USA and Britain
Ian Gomez
Tbf I also have a dead-end job and no prospects, so my suicidal fantasies aren't just about my failed relationships. That's good, right?
Jace Edwards
you're less white than us mehemt
Jeremiah Nguyen
what sort of a name is nonoo
Jace Johnson
i have literally never known someone from with a degree who works above a call centre job or council job for 25k a year
Brayden Brown
wealth/job face height personality body frame
Andrew Evans
>physics PhD >Reading Really not worth the crippling debt
Isaac Gonzalez
I don't have a job I've got a third in the shittiest meme degree imaginable from the eighth worst uni the country i've isolated myself from all my friends and i'm still a happy cunt
Robert Ortiz
Be a maniac
Or a cuck
Why is there never balance to life? Jesus
Christian Johnson
GREAT MINDS LAD
Easton Mitchell
Well, like me, Franklin was a lover, not a fighter. So we'd probably get drunk and call it good.
Jason Kelly
You're already starting to sound like a burger. Watch it.
Michael Clark
>niggerball
Wyatt Davis
He was 5'9 and probably watched sargon videos
Joseph Lopez
W-we're still gonna make it, right?
Mason Morales
>shittiest meme degree media studies with internet culture?
Bentley Perez
no
Brody Cook
smart. was hesitant to put height above personality but such are the times we live in and the slags decide
I've still got hope i'll make it you'll make it too user
Jace Powell
OH MANE MANE
DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
MANE MANE
Jeremiah Diaz
is earning 25k a year at 18 gppd?
Charles White
D r a m a
Jaxon Phillips
EERIE I did the exact same thing
Ayden Russell
>music spend spare time developing more useful skills
Jayden Davis
that's good
Camden Lewis
unironically females are so fickle that if you're a manlet, you best have at least 2 or 3 of the categories good listed else you may as well not bother
Ethan Clark
Still feel like i should go to uni but it looks like such a fucking meme
Oliver Sanchez
Unless you specifically need it for a job you want I wouldn't bother
Noah Walker
There are no jobs.
>Both my sisters have PHD's one in neuroscience and the other in biology >Both live in fancy houses with rich boyfriends Christmas was fucking weird.
Isaiah Williams
i can imagine
Bentley Brown
I'm so glad I have no siblings. My hypothetical brother/sister would probably be a fucking brain surgeon or rocket scientist constantly making me feel inferior.
One of them said that I had little life experience and I banged my fist down on the table and said 'I have the MOST life experience at this table, I've had my nose broken 3 times..' and everyone laughed at me lmao
Jordan Wright
You are still free to feel inferior about yourself all on your own. This freedom is the beauty of being an only child.
Hunter Ross
3 times? how
Lucas Foster
Well yeah, but at least you aren't constantly comparing yourself to someone else/seeing the different way you are perceived by your parents.
Eli Richardson
Instead you've just got us. In saying that I'm oddly fond of your existence. Sort of like a really fugly garden gnome who through custom and becoming part of the well worn path I walk through life, is now something I treat with friendly contempt.
Gavin Ortiz
life experience is a subjective thing, but people seem to only count it as "real" life experience if you have commodified it
Kevin Russell
First time I got mugged walking home from uni at night Second time I got battered walking in Edinburgh at night Third time I got punched in my home city
