APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
*kills your movement*
So he raped her?
Seems like an open and shut case to me. FBI has already been contacted
I never did anything to the clerk at my 7-Eleven. I'm a white man so I'm always polite, why do I need to apologize to Patar?
Fucking hell the amount of sweat coming off his mug is disgusting.
>be aziz
>go to party
>see potential candidate for jizz
>score her number
>ez
>bobs and vagana didn't work well
>dick pics manlet tier
>ohwell np
>dinner
>damn lobster made me horny
>touch me babes
>your lips say no but your hand says yes
>when you're famous you can just have them grab you by the dick you can do anything
>waiter interrupts
>''want some dessert madam''
>no thanks she's having crab juice soon
>ohVyea.webm
>sleep
>wake up to text
>she probably wants to say how sexy I was
>''I saw my morning poop and I realized I sucked something like it''
>wtf
>I thought you're into coprophilia bitch
>take some estrogen pills
>tie the noose
>''for the movement, babes''
>kick
It's not rape if you don't think it is. That's the Ansari way.
Kek she actually approached him because she had the same camera as him at an event.... while she was on a date with someone else and exchanged numbers.
>i forced myself on a woman IRL, but all you white men who fuck their wives regularly should still be ashamed for perpetuating the patriarchal societal norms and ahh i can't be arsed to even pretend
>fuck bitches get money
I'll apologize when he goes back to his designated shitting street.