Maybe he'll take them to the Superbowl and fuck them up again. That's always good for a laugh.
Eli Cooper
I have definitely had some good outcomes in life where it seemed like a bit of divine intervention was involved.
I dont think God would ever directly control any situation because that would interfere with the free will he gave to us. If he is real, its not like he would take control of a voters thoughts and put the thought in their head they HAVE to vote for somebody, but perhaps influence their feeelings, like urging their feelings more towards an outcome. Like taking a gut feeling and intensifying it x10
William Myers
The NFL has wizards. How else could they make a perfect FG go flying off by 45 degrees?
Isaac Foster
SKOL
Parker Campbell
God wanted me to catch this thing!
Xavier Sanders
I 100% believe this. Only because i witnessed the Tebow statistic anomaly
The 316 game ADVERTISEMENT
On Jan. 8, 2012, three years to the date that he caused millions of football fans to Google the meaning of John 3:16, Tebow played his first NFL playoff game, against the Pittsburgh Steelers. And
Tebow threw for 316 yards.
Tebow averaged 31.6 yards per completion, the highest single-game postseason completion average in NFL history.
Ben Roethlisberger's second-quarter interception, which led to a Matt Prater field goal and a 17-6 Broncos lead, came on 3rd-and-16.
The Steelers finished the game with a time of possession of 31:06.
And at the time Tebow threw the game-winning 80-yard touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas -- the NFL's longest postseason pass in overtime history -- CBS's final quarter-hour overnight ratings were, yes, a 31.6.
Yes, because some god / gods / whatever totally care about some stupid ape scoring points in a made up game, rather than people who actually contribute positive things to the world. The ego of these niggers is insane.
Blake Roberts
Its cause they dont know that jews are the ones who gave them everything they have
Basically Black success is like the holocaust
A jewish fabrication
Landon Reyes
Poor Minnesota -5.5 bettors
Lucas Johnson
That is how it works is how our destiny unfolds. It is all his will, although he suffers with us during our hardships. Every second is his will.
Adrian Ross
WE
Jace Stewart
I also believe this is a fufillment and proof of proverbs 36. In all ways acknowledge him and he will direct thy path. Nigs making millions playing a game yet acknowledging God over and over is not by mistake
Jace Anderson
God created Earth for the express purpose of watching Tom Brady play football
William Hernandez
God grants you fortitude and the will to overcome if you devote yourself to him and keep his commandments. He doesn't do gibsmedats. Fucking shameless niggers.
Daniel Price
I watched it live. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in sports. God is real. The NFL was so Tumblr-tier triggered that they had a witch hunt to kick him out of the league.
Brody Flores
If he does He loves America, and the New England PATRIOTS. I just wish my Bills with the Red White and Blue could just have one.
Ian Green
they kneeled
Jaxson Clark
Predestination is an immoral philosophy.
Jace Brooks
how do you not just wrap up and tackle him? Marcus Williams went down as one of the all-time dumbest humans tonight
Owen Hall
Who the fck cares about the national felon league?
Jose Carter
From what I can gather, Christian theology says that while God does not directly intervene (as this would contradict Christian free will, which is necessary because God made us just to follow him, we would have no free will or, for all biological determinism advocates, we could not believe we have free will), following God obviously has good benefits. When people say stuff like this, it should be more like “I’m glad God has led me here” or “God was with me there” (which are both variations I can remember hearing).