Hawaii Incident

What happened with the Hawaii incident? Who was responsible?

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Does it matter ?

Whole milk, honeycombs, bloody eyes, runny nose
Maybe guilty of collusion with a couple cuddly folk
Money or a gummy bear, succumbing to a puppeteer
Penny for your lost cool up in here

How could it not, retard?

m.hawaiinewsnow.com/hawaiinewsnow/db/330510/content/r1O0baf2

Body found near airport runway believed to be a stowaway, sources say
HNN Staff
Jan 14, 2018 02:33 PM
HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - Honolulu police continue to investigate the discovery of a body near a runway at the Daniel K. Inouye International Airport.

Transportation officials say the body was discovered around 12:15 p.m. Saturday near the reef runway.


Homicide detectives are investigating, however details are unclear. Sources tell Hawaii News Now it appears the body was a stowaway in a plane. The body apparently fell onto the runway.

The DOT temporarily closed the runway for the investigation. It has since reopened.

The person has not yet been identified.

Hawaii got nuked.

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The unnamed employee has been re-assigned lmao

You fucking cunt

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Keep us updated user

An old comic called "The Far Side" (1984) got it right

Hillary and friends attempting to launch blue beam before they’re thrown in the can. Too bad daddy Drumpf foiled their foul Zionist plot!

What are you even talking about?

Heard something on forum about a guy who knows someone on hawaii and apparently the cops were driving around taking the licence plate of the people who didn't panic. Also they told people there were 3 rockets coming from north korea and people should see their families, and then they drank coffee. Not saying this is a conspiracy, but in the light of hawaii pissing in the punch the last year more than once this probably is conspiracy to generate distrust.

If I'm some janitor in the army and I have to make check up calls after getting some order over telephone it's probably fair to say some guy can't just fall on a missile alarm button. This doesn't happen.

Lay off the bong uninformed user

This wtf.
I was off Sup Forums all day when this went down and I missed the thread. Was it epin?

Japanese Americans. They want revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We should deport them all.

how many doom pauls got posted?

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>This is not a drill
>Actually it was an exercise j/k
>Wait, no someone pressed the nuke alert button accidentally
>j/k we got hacked

Seems legit.

Bump. But according to the the Emergency Mgmt. Office and Hawaii Gov., it was a male employee who fucked up by "hitting the wrong button before shift change," and it is not clear what punitive actions will be taken against the individual employee, as the admin. is taking "full responsibility." The Fuck-Up had meant to activate a systems test and instead activated the real deal, finding out only after he was alerted on his own phone... Furthermore, there was no recall procedure to void the warning, inadequate fail-safe measures, and they are only now considering two-step/-person auth. to activate this same warning in the future. You buy that shit, senpai?

reuters.com/article/us-usa-missiles-falsealarm/hawaii-says-lack-of-adequate-fail-safe-measures-led-to-false-missile-alert-idUSKBN1F403A

My favourite one was the people stuffing the baby in the sewer and some bitch is standing there snapchatting that shit. Like holy fuck you got a warning you were about to be a glowing crater and you stand there filming shit? Species is doomed.

I like this one cause the thought of playing golf while a nukes coming to obliterate you just sounds really cool.

They shot a missle off to test US response..... hint their is none. They could nuke us all.

Bump

A overweight Samoan man accidentally hit the enter key before selecting the correct radio button.

Doesn't matter but the guy who made the mistake got repositioned instead of being fired...

It was a fasle flag. youtube.com/watch?v=kkWR36WylPo&lc=UgzgO7f5MBYdZ_bNXUZ4AaABAg

The Governor apologized, took responsibility, then started ranting about how Trump needs to stop fighting with North Korea. Seriously, just nuke us for real. We deserve it

yea this

How could it, faggot?

GET IN HERE WW3

Was it russia?

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.