China NOOOOOOOOOOO

7 Days Into Its Release, Chinese Theaters Abandon 'The Last Jedi,' Dumping 92% Of Its Screenings

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It may be 'The Last Jedi'... literally.

why

They won’t learn From this...

This is bigger than most people realize. The bread and Circuses are finally coming to a halt. I got dragged along to the new Star Wars and it was no worse than the previous one, but people are just getting tired of it all. This is great.

In China they have a word for liberalism literally meaning "white left" (i.e. western left).

Hopefully at some point red-pilled Chinese movies will replace the kiked Hollywood crap.

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Lol and to think they shoe horned that Asian actress into a leading role in some pathetic effort to appeal to Chinese moviegoing audiences.

Partly, but you have to remember that China won't have starters fever like most westerners.

In 1977 they were starving and couldn't be expected to be up on any of the films that were actually huge hits.

They may have gotten the later ones which were shitty ...at best they could be considered stock science-fi movies. nothing magical about them really. Its just the memories that keep people interested. (and they are killing those too)

Unfortunately it’s already made enough money in 56% audiences to kill episode 9.

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She's smiling so hard it is almost becoming a frown.

It has to be painful doing all those interviews answering the same dumb fucking questions and acting chipper for 6 months

This was easily the worst star wars since attack of the clones

is this trick a vampire?

holy hell shes like a retarded robot trying to human.

You just have to take a moment to admire that level of insanity

Ultimately the day is saved by Luke Skywalker (a man) being so powerful he doesn't have to leave his home to beat the Empire.

Need I remind you as well that Finn soundly kicked the ever living crap out of Phasma and all this is portrayed as being heroic rather than "the evil man, hitting a woman" as it would have been in a "feminist" film.

Finn also shitted up the casino of cunts and got them to where BB8 (a male droid) was waiting with a ship to escape.

There was also a lactation scene where Luke showed he was a real man by taking sup from a tit, just because it was there and ready. The only way to improve that scene would be if that woman who wants Finn's cock had been there and got milk on her giving her a wet tshirt visibly showing the contours of her nipples then said "I'm lactose intolerant" because most oriental people are, including space oriental people. They could have then made a call back to it later in the film and had Phasma squirt her with her milk later in the film (she could have refereed to it as her "Phasma plasma" or something) and it could have become a running joke in the franchise.

All in all it balanced out its feminist stuff like a woman getting high up in the rebel army (we don't know how she got there, it might have been she was just good at slurping Ackbar's salty fish schlong) with lots more promale stuff then you get in most films these days, so it gets a pass from me.

It was also a good film, which helps.

pic unrelated.

>Acting Chipper
>Acting
>6 months
>Literally her job

Not just Solo, but Episode IX is fucking doomed

Their arrogance blinds them

There’s a decent chance the ginger fuck could save Solo. There is no chance for 9.

>You hate TLJ and Roastbusters because you hate women
>You loved Aliens, Lara Croft, and Wonder Woman because...

it's because it shows a black guy and an asian woman kissing, lmao

Go watch The Great Wall(2016). Whites and Chinese joined forces to make a movie about whites and Chinese joining forces to fight a monstrous foreign horde. Also involves a really big wall.

This isn't anything new; the previous Star Wars films were also box office failures in China. China just doesn't like Star Wars in general.

But I dont..

But the movies are shit.

I would probably help if more than half of them were any good at all, but that's not the world we live in

the pic is from called virus.
It was a horror film,
but the special effects were utter shit. acting too.
It had big names too.
Jaimee lee curtis and Donald Sutherland.
I remember seeing the film on t.v. a long time ago.

>movie shows a black guy and an asian woman kissing
>chinks dump it like steaming turd

>movie shows a black guy and a white woman kissing
>white people clap

really jogs the noggins

I wish Wonder Woman hadn't been ruined by the garbage final third.

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This is a big deal because the secret in Hollywood business these days is they rely on the foreign box office more than America, even if it's an American company. China's the biggest one, they are constantly changing things or fucking franchises up for China and now China totally rejects them... That's who they really care about them and where they are getting hit the most...

No they won't. It's a woman in charge and women are incapable of taking responsibilty or seeing themselves as "wrong" in any way, so they'll just double down on doing things the way they've done. The next movie in this triology is going to be the biggest flop in Star Wars history...

IF normies don't give them another chance. But normies will. I've seen normies say they thought the movie sucked and then saw it again just to make sure... given Disney TWO TIMES the money for a sucky product. They're that fucking stupid.

Reeeeeeee!!!! China is sexist for not paying billions for a shit movie about uppity cunts!!!!!!!

No one really like it outside of China either except for a bunch of paid shills to make it seem like the best Scifi ever created. The only reason it made money was because people went to go see it, just to go see it. But seeing public non-paid reviews all over the world are rating it as garbage, the proof is in the pudding.

how do we blame the Russians for this

How do I hide freedom boners? Asking for a friend.

Were were u wen star lasers dyd
.?

>>You loved Aliens, Lara Croft, and Wonder Woman because...
Oh, they have an answer for this. If the movies do well it's because they were just male characters given breasts and a vagina. If they push their agenda through it and it flops, you hate women.

Well I mean the comics but yeah

I remember that movie and was just about to ask where the pic came from because it looked so familiar. That movie scared me as a kid to be honest. Pretty good movie though in my opinion.

Ill wait till it comes out on redbox, along with black panther or any other SJW propaganda bullshit. I just love how this will be the death of the franchise.

This bitch is a cunt too. There are several videos where she whines about people calling her character a Mary Sue and calling them sexist while completely failing to understand what a Mary Sue is.
I absolutely hate everyone involved in the making of this movie, from the director to the nigger actor who ooga boogas to Mark Hamill who is a whiny SJW.

Fucking Star Justice Wars.

Am I the only one who finds Rey's actor really ugly?

Fuck Seriously. And justice league was such shit outside of Superman fucking with the flash and Batfleck being a fucking dick to ww.

Everyone's just gonna bitch and whine and cry and civil war is prob gonna be the last decent movieof the entire abortion of a genre. Fuck even gotg2 was an acceptable amount of childish camp.

How the fuck can anyone stand behind destroying star wars?

What's this? Why is Poland there?

nope, no idea how but I find her extremely repulsive

The Jews fear the red dragon.

ahahahhahaha

get rekt kikes!!!
based dog eating gooks reject the baizuoo

Nope she looks like a circus clown out of makeup with that smile, and she has a mans body.

At least Attack had cool Saber fights, intro to Clone Wars setup, and a reason to care. This new flick was pure crapola

You're definitely not alone. She's fucking hideous. They really dropped the ball on the new cast. There isn't a single likable character.

>If you don't love the Mary Sue then you're a sexist.
Thanks feminism.

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Looks like they made around 1 Trillion USD with one movie. The Number looks fake tho.

Aliens, Lara Croft, and Wonder Woman were original stories with female leads. Star Wars and Ghostbusters were original stories with male leads and they are now being rewritten with female leads while the writers boast to the MSM that they are purposefully getting rid of men in movies.

I heard it was anti male agenda driven movie.

That's a recent thing. She was a qt in the first one.

I seriously think they're pushing ugly androgyny with both her and Kylo. Or maybe Sarah Silverman is the new master of the illuminati so she's pulling out all the stops to make fridge bodies hot.

i think the lack of bangs makes her forehead look big. that might just be me. she has good basic geometry i think its just bad hair

(((White people))) shouldn’t be allowed to write movies anymore.

I don't believe this because Asians are literally the eorst demographic to try and make movie sales with. Only like 5% of ticket sales come from Asians because they are too cheap.

I loved the monster designs in it. The Borg as envisioned by (((Cronenberg))).

Oddly enough the chinks are the savior of the white race because the jews know dumping millions into black/not black characters destroys profits.

I guarantee you Black Panther isn't going to get a Chinese release. Chinks are gonna find the premise of a technologically advanced African country ridiculous and won't want to see a cast full of nogs.

It was far worse. Are you fucking kidding me? TFA was bad because it didnt try anything new. The last jedi was bad because it shits all over star wars and then eats the shit and shits it back out all over star wars again. Dont even reply to me you soy boy fag

To be honest, i found it disturbing.
Because there was a scene in which the robots started peeling off the organic tissue and organs of dead human beings and started grafting it onto their bodies.

That is the greatest fear I have of the future.
Robots with A.I, getting curious and wanting to be human. And they start reenacting Buffalo bill from silence of the Lambs.

Those fights were dogshit. I can't believe that there are people who actually have nostalgia goggles for the fucking prequels

Why would I pay to watch some fat asian bitch get B L A C K E D. Give me some fucking transformers hollyjew!

I 100% agree. We should focus on literature, research papers, and presidential speaches. Leave the make believe drivel they put on screens even more hurl inducing

That movie scared me shitless when I saw it as a kid.
Story is garbage of course but the SFX were really well done.

Also despite being old and obscure apparently there are still active torrents of it in HD available. I checked a few weeks ago.

I remember that movie when I was in elementary school. Thought it was cool. I wonder if it holds up in a campy sort of way. I love body horror

I rewatched the prequels last year you mook.

I used to greatly dislike them until I rewatched them. Now they're decent movies, with some cool fights and scenes included. Also, there is a ton of cut content on the movies that greatly helps the story and narrative.

>There was also a lactation scene where Luke showed he was a real man by taking sup from a tit, just because it was there and ready. The only way to improve that scene would be if that woman who wants Finn's cock had been there and got milk on her giving her a wet tshirt visibly showing the contours of her nipples then said "I'm lactose intolerant" because most oriental people are, including space oriental people. They could have then made a call back to it later in the film and had Phasma squirt her with her milk later in the film (she could have refereed to it as her "Phasma plasma" or something) and it could have become a running joke in the franchise.

this is what happens to people deprived of normal porn

Or, that hollywood could say that the reason why that African country is so advanced technologically, was due to the Chinese.

People have known China doesn't like Star Wars for a long time now. If American audiences weren't eating it up then Chinese ones sure as hell weren't going to. They eat dumb shit like Battleship with a spoon and ask for seconds but for some reason they just don't dig Star Wars.

total mary sue
i need to find the article where the chinese reviewer said "it insulted the IQ of the audience"

Goddamn. Them chompers. Is she a werewolf or something?

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Well, I know what my new favorite insult is.

Read that as attack of the goose

She reminds me exactly of the mass effect andromeda main character.

More like jewish left
Or better yet, just left
Or just jew

Hey China. Im proud of you.

>Thad Mckraken

Surely this is fake with a name like that

So sad. Chinks really dodged a bullet with that steaming pile of shit.

she's hungry for a snack

I haven't seen any of the movies so that might be influencing my perspective so while I don't find her ugly I find it incredibly confusing as to why some people treat her like she's hot. She's a complete middle of the roader. Not even compared to other women in Hollywood but just ranking her against women in general. I've gone out with women that I would honestly say were more attractive than her and those girls were like 7's. She on the other hand is a 5. Almost genetically engineered to be completely unremarkable. If she had a nice personality it might bump her up a couple but on her best day she's shooting for a 7.

The jew fears the chink.

Wrong. Didnt give them my money specifically for that reason.

t.100% white anglo guy

The chinks know their kinks

Might have been the excessive advertising, from cars to paper towels. We get it, star wars. This year seemed especially irritating.

BASED

I fucked up and pirated this shit tonight. I want my time back.

Something within Disney must be broken. They push this same sjw/political bullshit in Marvel and in even ESPN, but dont seem to understand the core audience doesnt want the shit. Worse, they double down on it.

The chink market is large enough that this will hurt them, but the soyim elsewhere will still eat this shit up and encourage Disney to keep at it. Walt's spinning fast enough to generate a singularity in his grave at this point with all the jewish bullshit.

oh god pls lets get started with the mars colony already

Is she ugly?
Yes
Would I still bang her?
...also yes.

but i do hate women.....

Perfect. What's her face was only in the movie for china

This. That is most definitely what sent them into full autism screech mode.

>Roastbusters

The movie was bad

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There is nothing I would love more than a woman to hold in my arms. The movie sucked though.

Which is bullshit since Ripley in Alien isn't a male character, she's just a sensible professional. Is being a sensible professional a male trait now?

Ripley in Aliens, particularly the extended cut, has motherhood and loss of her child as a key motivation. She's the prototypical female action hero.