My mum is obsessed Russians, twitter bots, the vile corrupt sexist Drumpf, Putin dividing Diverse Britain...

My mum is obsessed Russians, twitter bots, the vile corrupt sexist Drumpf, Putin dividing Diverse Britain, to the point of mania. How do I calm her?

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She also overheard me listening to TDS complaining about Nigroes and now she thinks I'm being programmed by Putin

assert yourself - ridicule her notions, then provide the sane alternative

Is that HUNK from Resident Evil?

Put her in a reeducation camp.

it's NCR ranger from fallout new Vegas it's times like these that I'm happy that my mommy taught me about the Jews

>internet starts being slower than usual
>mom: "this must be because of what Trump did to net neutrality"

drop the hitler redpill then adress the JQ

like tree of logic trz to do whe disxcussing the jq with enoch

Beat her

Milk her.

Your mum is your mum, she doesn't need to be told politics or what to believe by a snot nosed kid like you.

>t. cuck

>How do I calm her?
Xanax?

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>How do I calm her?
Give her a glass of wine and massage her feet. See where it goes from there.

1. Overthrow the Jews
2. Eliminate all of the foreign colonists
3. Establish a goyish media
4. Force your mum to watch
Women aren't capable of independent thought. The only thing you can do is control what type of propaganda they are manipulated with.

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get her to start watching different media outlets and shell change her tune

Boomers please leave.

This

Your mom sounds awesome. Putin and Trump are evil pieces of shit. Britain should remain in the EU.

t. baizuo

I've never seen that Groyper before

TELL HER YOU'RE A RUSSIAN BOTPOSTER

ridicule her, laugh in her face.

Tell her you browse Sup Forums and she will see how retarded the average person is when it come to politics

Throw away the tv
Get her a box of wine
Leave a Hitachi magic wand by her bedside
Put a few layers of tissue under the scale feet
Stretch out all her clothes
Putt lower wattage warmer light bulbs in vanity mirror

Do as the Jews do.

She's a woman. There is no hope for her. She's just doing what comes natural.

redpill her on race, she may not accept it to your face, but she'll ponder it and accept it when you're not there

>My mum is obsessed Russians
>How do I calm her?
You can't. She is just fantasizing about big bad ruskie liberator raping her, she is craving it.

Her Russian overlords will send her a coupon for 50% Trump Brand Opi-Yumm!, the first over the counter opium based smoothy. It was all part of his genius plan to addict specifically your mum. He gets an intelligence briefing about her daily. Only by removing her fillings and destroying all her electronics can she be free of the CIA plot against her. BTW, the strawberry Opi-Yumm! is the best.

fuck that sounds dank
gimme dat

this thread is giving me an erection, stop

Good shit yo.

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Stop stealing her tablets.

>dividing Diverse Britain
If she thinks it's a bad thing, she's a lost case.

I can send her a letter from Moscow which will calm her down.

Fuck with her mania, start speaking Russian and shit that'll show her.

Acid attack her fammo

That would actually be hilarious

Yeah i imagined that too)

Heh my grandparents and uncle sees russian spies everywhere. Just make fun of it

It's already too late. Put her out of her missery with your assault spoon.

If you are being serious though and she say something about you being programmed, ask her if she thinks it's really so easy to program someone to think certain way without them noticing. If she says yes, point out that has she considered that maybe she is being programmed on her own right and poke holes to her new sources. If she answers no, then tell the cunt why she'd worry so much?

Very good advice ITT, thank you anonyfriends

I called her the coolest monkey in the shithole and she laughed, was comfy

Time to reprogram the TV to only receive Russian news channels and media and start sending her spam emails in Cyrillic

Doesn't help that we live in Cornwall, where a few years ago the Ruskis actually did an unsanctioned fly-by in a bomber jet that freaked out everyone in Devon and Kernow

Privyat comrades, time to do some nefarious Russian deals with Kushner (it's alarming how much she willingly obfuscates Israeli politics to herself, weird because 12 years ago she was dropping the redpills to me about the pesky kikes in the Senate that were blocking Brave and Stunning Obama from doing his Good Socialist Work)

Guess that's the power of constantly listening to the BBC. When I went round hers, I laughed autistically at this BBC radio 4 programme interviewing this old kike yenta who was literally guilt tripping the whole audience and interviewer about not taking enough Jew refugees in WW2 and, to atone for it, we need to take unlimited rapefugees - she was shouting over the presenter and panelists every time they accidentally called them migrants, "they're children, they're refugees fleeing for their lives, it's just like 1940 again"

Clownworld is pretty funny sometimes

would be 10/10

Your mom is retarded and so are you.

At least I'm not from Ireland

Your mom is retarded sorry

Sounds like my mum, they're a product of the cold war era. Anti Russian propaganda has been fed to them from a young age.

>play STALKER
>get into gunfight with bandits
>record all audio
>focus on cheeki breeki
>tell her this is what's going on at the old Chernobyl NPP
>if playing CS or CoP, get audio of a blowout and say it's a nuke

Does she use the internet to get her news? Use DNS or static NAT rules to redirect all her BBC connection to Russia Today.

It's time to put some parental filtering in place.

Start learning russian and greeting her with "privet babushka"

My mum voted Brexit but she is obsessed with Jews being oppressed and Trump being literally Hitler.

Women aren't smart. She only voted Brexit cause of my Dad

Good. Let her enjoy it. More people need to feel exactly what your useless mother feels, pure fear and horror. If you are not woke yet then your life has been too good and you need to get your fucking ass out of the comfort zone.

manipulate her emotionally.