Is he 'our guy'?

Is he 'our guy'?

(((he)))

that effeminate soyboy ?
fuck no.

>JEW
>DEAD

Jesus is definitely "our guy." He's also the only guy that lets you commune with God.

>Jew
>Long hair
>Wears a dress

No

Jesus is the ovenman. Burning all the jews out here alone.

He is the supreme deliverer of comeuppance, the true beta uprising, and the agent of the ultimate happening

Jesus was a carpenter, scholars suggest he was a lot more more muscular than his typical portrayal.

He was actually a carpenter and masonry. He was a house builder. He was ripped. Check out His impression on the Shroud of Turin.

Nope. He is Jewish faggot and multicultural ancient SJW

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Wrong question. Are you his.

>>Jew
Kikes hate real Jews
>>Long hair
not true, long hair is sinful and Jesus hates you if you have long hair. 1 Corinthians 11
>>dress
Jesus never wore a robe, except for the purple robe he was forced to wear when he was being killed. In fact, he hates faggots who wear robes too.

Those believers who did that, did so on their own. They failed, hard. They all went broke. Paul and company ran around taking up collections so that the idiots in Jerusalem could buy food.

Jesus never told anyone to be poor. The rich young ruler was told go give away all of his earthly possessions so that he could be RICH in heaven, where it actually matters.

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>Ancient SJW
>Bad
Being SJW was good in ancient times, because everyone was a fucking savage back them.

He has one on now.

Revelation 19:13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God.

He is /OurGuy/ unto the whole planet.

It's never been good. Individual justice brings about a just society, not groupthink justice.

Never wore one on Earth, he thinks they're gaudy.
Mark 12:38
And he said unto them in his doctrine, Beware of the scribes, which love to go in long clothing, and love salutations in the marketplaces,

>STOP WORSHIPING A DEAD KIKE ON A STICK

Bet you bend the knee to Jesus when he comes back.
Hopefully he lets me throw rocks at Varg for lulz

Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took His garments and made four parts, to each soldier a part, and also the tunic.

>Now the tunic was without seam, woven from the top in one piece.

They said therefore among themselves, “Let us not tear it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be,” that the Scripture might be fulfilled which says:

“They divided My garments among them,
And for My clothing they cast lots.”

Therefore the soldiers did these things.

Are you saying Jesus dressed too gay for you to follow him? That's just how men dressed dude.

(((jesus)))

Jesus was a commie

A tunic is not a dress. A tunic is just a long shirt.

As to your pharisees, you'd have to study their clothing. They would make their clothes very broad and sweeping if they thought they were more important than other people, because other people would have to get out of their way. They liked having very wide borders because the larger the garment, and the greater the border, the more the righteousness (self-righteousness).

I'll take some of that action.

Look at everything Jesus had. New, hand crafted and unique.

Nigger you don't know Jesus. Jesus is God, the same God that said stone faggots with stones. Jesus was a capitalist and a rightwinger that'd make the average Sup Forums fag blush.

>strawman: the image

>The first documented cuck in history.
>/ourguy/
Hell no.