I hate strip clubs

Back in the early nineties, you could watch REAL women get naked.

Now they are tattooed, have fake tits, and shaved pussies.

It's made a degenerate pastime even more degenerate. How can I see REAL women naked nowadays?

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Look in the mirror.

Holy oldfag how is life in boomerville?
Did you create soldiers for the great war or just fapping to stripprs and wasting away?

What a non-reply.

>How can I see REAL women naked nowadays?
Go to Bucharest.
There's a reallly nice place called The Buddhist.

I agree. Strip clubs in America are dogshit nowadays. Waste of money. You need to travel out of the country.

Travel to Tijuana, Mexico and visit Hong Kong Gentlemans Club. Pussy is cheap ($60 for 30 minutes of sex) and the women are pretty. $1 tips goes a long way there...

kek

>strip club
>more degenerate than before
dude I don't know what to say
Try joining a masonic lodge or something; probably has more tasteful degeneracy

Tats are fucking disgusting. Just stand back until a normal girl comes out. If that doesn't happen, go home. Nobody wants to look at 'empowered' women shaking their pussy flaps all over the place.

I want to see sad young women who literally can't get money doing anything else. None of that bullshit 'it makes me feel strong' bullshit.

you heard the man, lady

make them robots

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If you're 40 years old and have to spend hundreds of dollars to watch someone that shovels cocaine to keep from killing themselves undress, you'll never see a real woman naked ever again.

>Hungry, haven't had a big meal in a while
>Go to a restaurant
>Handed a menu, you select a juicy steak
>It is brought out, paraded all over the table and near your nostrils, maybe even pressed and ground against your lips
>You cannot eat it though
>While this is happening you open your wallet and start throwing money at the steak
>They take the steak dinner back to the kitchen
>You just paid $150 to not eat a steak
>You are still hungry

This is a strip club in a nutshell, only even worse. You're there to get a boner in the company of other men. Pretty gay.

Stop going to strip clubs you filthy degenerate

Stop going to chlamydia-infested low rent whore houses, poorfag. All the expensive gentlemen's clubs in big cities have some good looking women with zero tattoos. If the cover is under $20 you're going to be looking at moms with belly fat.

kek
good analogy
strip clubs are only fun as a once in a while shit-to-do with friends
the only thing you can hope for is a bomb ass lapdance and those are pretty much forbidden depending on jurisdiction and the vibe of the place at the time you went

>paying money to glorify pussy that is LITERALLY on a pedestal when porn is free or you could get a hooker

Jesus fucking christ

ive never been to one. montreal has good ones. i do like the sauna and nudie beach cultures too though. it's like in nature. male species are pretty. female versions are always fucken brown. nothing like a good male stripper. it never gets boring

Aren't most strip clubs just front ends for escort services?

>digits chekt
>op rekt
>i kekt

Not true at all user...I used to go to one by my house all the time to just get a beer and shoot the shit with the bartenders and girls. Never once did I get a private dance.

Here's the secret go on Sun-Thurs night to any strip club. Act like you're there just to drink and chill. At first the girls will come up and ask you to dance but be like no I'm just having my drink for now, but maybe later. If its slow they'll stick around to talk to you. Chit chat and at some point let them know hey if you gotta go do your thing to make cash go for it, I'll still be here later. Also at some point during convo let them know you're not a civilian, one of your exes used to dance. Once you get them thinking of you as not a mark or customer you're in. I banged a bunch of stripper while I lived by that place.

Anyone who thinks a strip club is restaurant where you can't eat the food is a natural born mark.

I don't know. I had two friends who would go to one in college, and I'm quite certain they were not getting laid. Append something to my analogy:

>after 150 dollars spent not eating steak, they offer you the ability to actually eat it for 500 dollars additional
>you pay it
>the steak looks good but tastes terrible
>the next week you realize the steak gave you mouth herpes from eating it

Apparently a business which exists openly to get men to pay women to dance for or on them has to hide that fact and call their sucker customers "marks"??

What an excellent place to spend one's time.

Don't hate the player and the game. If you know how to play it right, they aren't bad places. You are only in control of your actions. Make your moves accordingly.

>youre there to get a boner in the company of other men

Obviously never been to a high class establishment and expierienced VIP service before. Theres a HUGE difference between some truck-stop style side of the road titty bar and a high class gentlemens club.

At the former you pay $20 entry fee and elbow your way past sweaty hicks competing for the opportunity to stick dirty singles down some tired looking trailer trash princess trying to capitalize off the the 2 or 3 years shes got left before her looks fail and she gets fat

In a high class gentlemans club you are escorted to a private secluded booth and have the hottest woman youve ever seen straddle you while you play with her tits and she dry humps you, and if you pay good enough or posess some attractiveness she'll blow you or let you fuck her. In one you drop $150 to pop a boner with other guys, in the other you pay $1200 to get fucked by some chick who looks like she could be a victoria secret model.

Low class strip clubs are just cheap knockoffs of the real thing that most people cant afford, which is why going to them is a waste of time.

why do you even care? im there to see tits, if i see tits i pay and leave there happy

why the fuck would care about what they think of you? they are whores, literally.

>hes never fucked a stripper in the back room

FPBP, also checked

MGTOW University Department of Fake Women is on it! youtube.com/watch?v=BGFNWJ16LT4

Women have been shaving since like 2000, how the fuck long have you gone without sex oldfag?

Vegas ones can be pretty top notch depending on the night
There used to be a pretty nice raunchy viet cafe in San Jose that was basically a lap dance place.
Although the girls weren't nude the lap dances were Vegas level since California laws make it hard for legit strip clubs to do that shit.

>why don't you be high class and pay some thot money to fuck you

>paying 1200 USD for sex

Do they not have cheap sex houses in the US? You can get sex in Korea from a cute girl who wants spending money for 60000￦ here (about 60 USD)

Whats wrong with shaved pussy you do you fuck animals

only in chinatowns and massage parlors

It's pretty hard out here desu; street hoes are cheaper but riskier (sometimes you like a lil danger though...)

high quality girls are found at high quality clubs. they are places where you have to have a tie and be respectable. i don't know what kind of clubs you're going to, but trashy cheap bitches are only at trashy cheap places.

>tfw cant buy premium puss in USA
>tfw artificially inflated pussy price

I mean are you retarded? Strip clubs and bimbos go hand in hand, even so i still see plenty of women without implants, good luck on no tats and bush i guess though.

I can understand chilling at a strip club drinking, but you paid 7 dollars a beer or 11 for a mixed drink.

yup; pussy prices are way inflated. Inflation of pussy is just too high in america. So high that shit tier bitches think their stankhole is worth more than single digits. can't blame MGTOW ppl...it's crazy in the USA

Sad to say you've been doing it wrong, or have never been. Mostly you're gonna pay for that pussy, but there's pussy to be had at a strip club. Helps if you aint ugly and weird obviously.

>high class "gentlemens club" in las vegas
>pay $300 door charge
>get 45 minutes of time in private VIP room with "texy-mex," a drop dead hot as fuck half mexican half white girl
>room comes with very own bottle of greygoose and cocktail set
>demand they replace grey goose with Chopin because greygoose is for tryhards
>texy-mex starts grinding on dick sans clothes inbetween serving me perfectly made cocktails
>takes my shirt off, straddles me with tits in face, were biting eachother necks and practically fucking
>try to finger her
>she stops me saying "im half mexican, if you even look at me down there ill get knocked up"
>toss $150 on top of the table
>"that oughtta be enough then"
>start finger blasting her while we make out
>bouncer comes in "HEY! NOT IN HERE! THATS AGAINST THE LAW!"
>ask him if $300 is enough for him to leave and close the door on his way out
>it is
>offer texy-mex $450 for a full fuck
>she wants $500, but only if I have a condom
>I do
>we fuck like spider monkeys while she tells me all the things shes paid to say like how big my dick is and how hot I am
>finish
>tip both her and the bouncer an extra $50 bucks
>go find somwhere else to drink and maybe score some more strange that doesnt need to be paid

Theres a HUUUUGE difference between shitty truck stop titty bars and the real deal. You just need to be the kinda guy whose suits arent off the rack to afford to get into the actual good ones.

I can see this taking off
>plastic tits that don’t need paid
>plastic tits that do need paid
Pick one.

I definitely got bitches numbers there; but they seemed way too sketchy and fucked up in the head for a one nighter

One time me and my friend were there and got this ho a petron and she straight up said we could both do her in any hole ... even at the same time. I mean I'm a perv but at that point I just was grossed out.

>BYOB clubs

Thats the goods on cheap clubs. Get a bottle of nice liquor and share with the girls.

This user knows what he's talking about.
A strip club isn't like going to a restaurant, it's like going hunting.
Sit at the bar, not at the stage or a table.
Never buy a lap dance. Never buy a stripper a drink unless she's bought you one first.
If one of the gals you regularly chat with is dancing and there's no one at her stage, go hang out until her set is over, and let her know you thought she looked lonely when she crawls over to wiggle her tits in your face. Don't tip her; just buy shots for both of you at the bar later.
Picking up strippers is easier than picking up normal broads at a nightclub—they aren’t out with a gaggle of their friends, they’re just drunk enough but not shitfaced, no fatties, if they sit and chat with you often you know they’re interested (they’ll sometimes even try to pick you up), and they approach you which already puts her in a position the opposite of what gals are used to so they’re more open.

The only thing more fun than hunting strippers is hunting BPD girls, and often you can get a 2 for 1.

>$350 to make the bouncer move over a little bit
what is this i cant even

>1400 dollars for sex
what do you do for a living to waste that much on ONE FUCK?

And now you post here...ummmm

>Going to strip clubs
>Ever
Why? I never understood why anyone goes to those places. You throw out money, a whore dances, and that's it. No touching or anything. It's like you're paying to sexually frustrate yourself.

>$1250 to fuck a stripper
jesus christ mate

Word nigger

yup it's still like dating so don't play things like elliot rodgers and expect hoes to line up for you just cuz y. You need to still have a modicum of game

TL:DR $1300 to fuck a "drop-dead 'half'-mexican" escort with a condom

>No touching or anything
cant be going to those shit ones where they just grind u m9

>but they seemed way too sketchy and fucked up in the head for a one nighter

Roll the dice if you want, dont give your real name is all i can say, and obviously dont go by yourself and get robbed.

I never understood strip clubs. Why would I want to give money to so degenerate whore who is just faking interest.

I know a guy like you. He boasts about how many women he has paid to fuck too. Truly pathetic. You ain’t kidding anyone but yourself user.

I got $1350 for all of that action, is my math correct?

>line up just cuz you paid

Yeah I never did it. Way to weird. I know a friend of a friend that ended up with a stripper gf...let's just say don't stick your dick in crazy

It's definitely a waste of money on paper but when you do it right it's fun. Also helps if you have girlfriends or lesbo friends. It can get REAL fun

I was private maritime security for a while, then did some contracts as a military adviser to assorted militaries across the planet. I did a one year contract in jordan, then a 6 month contract in republic of georgia, then an 8 month contract in kuwait, but got asked to go up to iraq and do overwatch on top of an embassy for another 6 months.

Typically made anywhere from 6,000 to as high as 10,000 a month depending on negotiations and expected duties.

going to a strip club with a girl who's down is great cuz no matter what you still get laid that night

Whats a good way to tell them apart then? Last one my buds took me to was nothing but shit food and worse scotch.

>No touching or anything

Kek. Ive been to fronts for escort services with private rooms for fucking, where they're up front about the price and all, I've been to sketchy clubs where you can fuck out back or after hours, you are simply ignorant of what you're talking about.

>REAL fun
Elaborate please

300 door charge? which club was this? Sounds like you went during CES or some shit...

never liked them, even back in the 90s.
They all are filthy fucking whores, and men who go to these things are a fucking pathetic embarrassment. Throwing hard earn money at these whores while they dance around in their birthday suits, and rub up on their crouches. brain washing them and finally leaving them broke and blue balled.
Fucking sad, almost half of any strip club all prostitute themselves and charge way more then they are worth.
Fuck that, give me a fat bitch who cooks and does dishes and knows how to suck a cock.

use your imagination; too damn lit right now to give you a play by play

the one i used to frequent is in the heart of a major metro area - they work for their money (prob cuz they're all on heroin or crack)
dont want no suburban princess whores
got my dick sucked like 3 times, offered a bunch more, fucked one bitch, made out with a dozen or so others

300 door fee
150 for fingering
300 pay off
500 for fuck
then 100 tip, 50 each
so 300+150+300+500+100=1350 yes, you right, I just fucked up the first time. lol burger education.

>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Found the Arfcom member.

>I know a friend of a friend that ended up with a stripper gf

Oh yeah, that's always a damn fool thing, but hell i got introduced to strip clubs by a guy that was dating a stripper. She sucked another friends dick for coke in the alley behind the club one night, good times all told.

I dont think there are nice clubs in Wisconsin.

also got a pic with riley reid and had sophie dee, gauge and aurora snow grind on me on diff occasions. place is pretty decent actually

degeneracy gets worse with time, stop the presses

So the ones downtown? Will give it a try thanks user.

>first time at a club
>OwO, lady with pierced tits
>tells me to come back since she’s moving to a different pole as I walk up
>talks to me for good 10 minutes as she’s bullshitting around on the pole
>gives me a couple lap dances and lets me man handle her pierced tits as much as I want with my hands
Great night, lads.

nigga I live in cuckfornia I can't even have a gun without at least 10 pieces of paperwork

Let me guess: Portland Oregon?

>implying that tatted, fake tittied sluts are better somehow

>How can I see REAL women naked nowadays?

take peek at your mom when she's working her way into the tub.

Couldn't say, but seedy has a quality of its own.

Here in Texas BYOB is allowed, been to plenty of clubs with a liquor store next door, hell bouncers will even run over and grab what you want for a few bucks.

I don't even remember my first time all that much

We had some dudes distant relative/friend of relative whatever from the UK over. We got that ginger a tall ass pale bitch for the private room. He came out all happy as fuck...lol now that musta been fun

>Let me guess: Portland Oregon?

Syracuse NY as it were

Roastie BTFO!

i met some dude from ireland at a pub and brought him to the strip club, nigga near lost his damn mind and musta bought like 4 private dances

>strip clubs are only fun as a once in a while shit-to-do with friends
This
When my friends and I go out to the bars we'll end the night at a stripclub just for fun

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

>you have to have a tie and be respectable.

Kek found you faggot.

>but you paid 7 dollars a beer or 11 for a mixed drink.
Go during happy hour on off nights (Sun-Thurs).
$3-4 call drinks for 4 hours.
Make friends with the regular bartender (a guy, NOT a chick). He'll introduce you to the security guys, the waitresses, the DJ, the floor manager, and the GM. Within a few weeks, all of them will be buying you shots at the end of their shift and shooting the shit for 10-15 minutes.
Dancers you've made friendly with but who have boyfriends will bring over the new meat and introduce them to you.
If you do it right, titty bars are cheaper than neighborhood dives with better scenery and music. Just be very very discreet when taking a gal home; the clubs have rules against that shit, plus strippers are just as catty as normal broads and look for shit to hold over the other girls' heads. Tell her to take a taxi to a nearby bar or restaurant, and meet her there in a taxi of your own.

Stop being a faggot. If you have any self-respect, then don't patronize sex workers at all. But, if you insist on degrading yourself, then find your fucking balls and see an escort. That same $200-300 you spend to be cucked and blue-balled by strippers could get you laid with a girl just as hot (if not more so).

Strip clubs are sucker-tier.

Fake News. I went to strip bars in 90s. No stripper would dare have a hairy mit. Lots of fake tits & tats. OP is a larper new fag.

fuck,

Spend $500 to $800 on camera shit
Spend $100 an hour on models, photo shoots last about 3 hours

The camera gear you keep forever, the pictures you keep forever, hang out with model for 3 hours and make fuck tapes.

Sounds like colombia. The bouncers run errands at the whorehouses/stripjoints like crazy. They really try to surcharge that shit but it's still cheap.

Never been but I'm guessing the same vibe. Does Syracuse also not give a shit about zoning strip clubs also? Portland basically has strip clubs in random ass spots cuz they don't zone them.

LOL shiiiet. Hope he didn't drain his bank account

well if you're ever in vegas when I'm in vegas I'll show ya

You were still fucking women that make a living for themselves by dancing naked in front of other cucks, why are you bragging haha holy shit

I hate strip clubs

>full of minorities
>a lot of the chicks are gross. If they aren't, you often can't touch
>you get kicked out if you aren't constantly drinking
>they play pretty much all rap and butt rock

I'll go to one for a buddy's sake if he's having a bachelor party or just wants to blow a bunch of money, but I'll never go on my own volition.

Met a stripper outside of work once (at a house party). I have absolutely no game so I'm not bragging or anything she just attached to me like a magnet for some reason and I fucked her for a weekend. She was totally covered in tats and was completely insane, but weighed like 95 pounds and had a pretty face and asked me to bust inside her. Luckily I didn't knock her up and my dick didn't rot off so yolo I guess

what's her name? she looks underage

200-300?!?
They had a spaghetti & steak dinner special at French Maid in Cowtown. It cost $15. We would buy one drink. My greasy friend would throw a few loonies at their mit. Then we would fuck off.
You are the fool faggot if you dropped that kinda coin on floozies.

now that's a ho! Got anymore?

>only in chinatowns and massage parlors
This.
AMP's are alright. Just don't be a fat shit slob and expect to get some top tier whore snatch in there.
More or less your first visit they'll feel you out and whatnot. I've never had a problem getting my dick wet but I know the drill when I go in.
Once they figure out that
A - you're not a cop and
B - You're not going to act like a fucking retard.
Then you'll get access to the cute Korean QTs.

>strip club
Literally why fucking bother? You can just get a cheap hooker off Craiglist or Backpage and have way more fun that throwing wads of cash at a bitch that you can't even touch or jerk off in front of.