how relateable is this to you?
How relateable is this to you?
Is this the thread where we blog?
Good thing I am not a dicklet
Well no girl has ever seen my penis before but I'm pretty sure that would be the reaction.
>Aqua knows Kazama has a small dick
>Still wants to fuck him.
True waifu.
The only thing he needs to do is buy her some good wine.
I don't know, nobody's ever thrust their dick in my face before.
I have conflicting thoughts about Aqua.
One one hand, she's annoying to the point that she'd probably push me to violent means to shut her up at times.
On the other hand, she's fun and probably makes days more colorful just being there.
Being with Aqua must be like having a retarded dog. You're really amused at their antics all the time but that doesn't stop you from getting pissed every time you have to clean up their shit because they're too retarded not to make a mess of everything they touch.
>Being with Aqua must be like having a retarded dog. You're really amused at their antics all the time but that doesn't stop you from getting pissed every time you have to clean up their shit because they're too retarded not to make a mess of everything they touch.
So, a cat?
>Still wants to fuck him.
Gonna need a source on that
She is a cute doggo
I can't wait to see her in heat
no girl ever WANTS to fuck a small dick
Not very.
I don't stare at dicks enough to relate.
Protip: She'll fuck anyone who gives her a bottle of salad dressing. She does it with old fat men all the time.
>a bottle of salad dressing
Is this a euphemism?
Kazuma knows she has a giant puss and still wants to fuck her.
As long as it's rigid enough to displace things, over 2 inches erect and he doesn't just rush to the finish they should be fine.
She doesn't give Katsuragi the time of day and he's rich as fuck
That's because Katsuragi is a fag.
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Already happened to me/10
Is 6in small?
get out
holy shit aqua is insufferable in season 2
nothing but crying and carrying on - shut the fuck up
sad that this face is her single best moment
Single best moment in anime in decades and to come.
If you cant wrap both hands around the length at full mast you should honestly just give up.
good point
What if you have tiny hands? isn't that cheating?
Well, Sup Forums?
>Can actually do that and hardly even touch the head.
Neat
16.5cm
>Not posting the full version
Not at all.
Literally never had anyone see it.
What if I have good girth, you know like the dimensions of a coke can
what about your mum
I mean fuck sure but who gives a shit.
nigga is you saying you NEVER thought about your mum in a sexual way
i mean after a while when you start losing hope those thoughts cross your mind
You've never ran around ass naked when you were 5 in the house?
17.9cm here.
Fuck my life
Im 9 inches so no.
Not that any woman has seen it so it's not like it matters anyways....
Is this why women like yaoi hands?
>drawing a straight line with a ruler
>realize as I'm holding the ruler that I have never measured my own dick
>turns out I'm 6.20 inches
Of course, my measurement was necessarily a little shorter, given that I didn't have any string. I'm more the bow than I am the arrow.
>just give up
Men can control/train the size?
>I'm more the bow than I am the arrow
I'm straight, but my dick isn't.
>Aqua thread
>People talking about dicks
dicks looking so good is pretty much why futa is master race
fortunately not at all I have a big fat veigny dick
You could slap her ass if she becomes too annoying
Completely unrelatable because no girl has ever seen my dick.
>t. nigger
I'm smug a lot, desu.
how would i casually bring up to a friend i want to see his dick?
are you a girl or a boy? what is their orientation?
is he a female (male)?
invite him to the gym, and then hit the showers
we're both straight dudes
okay i'm obviously not completely straight but i want to do a test the waters situation thing
um idk just ask casually i guess, what else could you really do.
What episode is this?
i really want to try sucking a dick. i think about it a lot and all the porn i jack off to these days is centered around that.
but i don't know if it's something i really would like or if it's just something i'm building up in my head as a fantasy
Please be in London
So, I just watched Mad Thad's two Tenga reviews. He's got a good sized penis, for sure, but why was he unable to cum? It was just so sad hearing his excitement drain from his voice.
nope
in real life for your personal experience big or small dicks?
I'd give that autistic doggo a good head pat
I would do terrible things to her, she's the type that would be very fun to punish i think
You know, I never understood why a woman would suck a dick. They get nothing out of it other than a sub-par intake of protein.
I just want to be her bro, she is the type of girl who could help you to do weird and funny things
>Aqua thread full of fags
Really gets the noggin joggin
>relatable
>a girl
>seeing your dick
Lol
you're a virgin
Unfortunately floor tiles can't give consent, and I am no rapist.
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It's an user is insecure about the size of his penis episode. You and 99% of the population.