God doesn't exist.
No, that wasn't a typo. God does NOT exist. There is no such thing as a deity.
Right now I know what you're thinking. "LOL look ad dis fuggin dtoopid budoruh, I'll just post sum fat doods in hats! Dad'll shud dis fuggin adeist ub!". Well it won't. It won't because I have a key piece of info that you all need to know:
Atheism is the true redpill.
Yes, you read right. I know it's hard to swallow, I know it's hard to accept that your pathetic human lives mean nothing and that there is no all-powerful magic man in the clouds that loves you no matter what, but it's a pill that you'll have to take. Only a complete fucking idiot would believe in God in the modern age, anyway. There is absolutely no evidence of any sort that any sort of deity exists, this is a fact, a fact that you religious neanderthals seem to love ignoring.
And I'll stop you right now, you user that's about to call me a degenerate liberal socialist just because I don't subscribe to your ridiculously antiquated idiotic 'system' of belief. FYI I'm apolitical so all of your generalizing excuses for insults won't work on me.
Now I'll just let all of you ignorantly post ad hominem and fedora memes at me as you vomit up the red pill that you can't and will never be able to swallow.