15 days into 2018

>15 days into 2018
>0 happenings thus far

This year is going to suck, isn't it?

just like every year

Give this year a chance user, I'm sure habbenings will habben soon enough! Where do you think the first habbening will take place?

Europe is overdue for another truck of peace.

You can’t wait two more days?

Trump is an entertainer. He'll make it enjoyable.

My dude, less than 5% of the year has passed. Have patience.

Thank you for reminding me tomorrow is my sisters birthday.

SKY KANG
SKY KANG
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>Nuclear alarm goes off in Hawaii
>wow what a boring year

Get back to me once we have a hawaiian roast ham.

i almost forgot about terror attacks, what the fuck did Muslims go soft? allahu akbar

maybe we'll go to war with someone be unexpected

Burgers, who would you like to go to war against this year? The middle east is getting a bit boring, any of you got some more interesting prospects?

President Trump on the record contemplating why we allow immigration from shit hole countries.

some country that people vacation. like aruba.

Mexico or Canada would be nice.

The Ted Cruz porn post was a grade-A kekkable happening. Anime-tier redemption indeed.

>infamous chad suicide forest mishap
>someone called an irrelevant gay boy youtuber a pedophile
>Oprah the lying nigger tried running for president

What the fuck do you mean no happenings?

they say the happening on 17th

I think Canadians would be most receptive to it. Boot out the refugees AND the French.

So we aren't gonna make Oprah prez for the lulz????

>shithole

Iran. They're threatening the only democracy in the middle east and they are mean to their people yadayadayadayada.

Fucking end us.

Trump stopped the false flagging of the dems , repubs, and deep state. For too long those groups have used shithole countries ro blame terror on to make the US citizens submit more and more.

wtf

yeah north korea turned out to be nothingburger

What do you American frens think about this plan: you stop the War on Terror, you leave the Middle East, and you start the real War against the real enemy:
>War on Madagascar
I heard they've been talking shit

Madagascar is too much of a shithole to invade. The only people they hurt are themselves.

Sorry but i have freinds in military say were loomibg towards venezuela.

I'm sorry user, it seems like you've swallowed their lies. Don't you think this is exactly what they want you to believe?
>Wake up

don't the have the black plague right now?

I only want more terrorist attacks in Europe. One at least every month. Why did our election have to be 1,5 year after the migrant crisis? Wilders might be a Zionist but I prefer that dude over our current leader. Thierry Baudet would be even better.

its in the oven

It took 8 years for Hitler to do something

>YouTube faggotry
>Oprah rumours
Those aren't happenings. Happenings have body counts and sticky threads. The Vegas Shooting was the last big happening and that was 3 and a half months ago.

plz trump plz just do nothing.

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I don't even know why I didn't kill myself in 2017.

Just invade Iran already you fucking camel jockey.

Topkek

Please daddy USA come take us

Speak for yourself.

Don't worry. You're going to see lots of happenings this year.

The coming government shutdown could be big.