Wait...what's his name again?

Wait...what's his name again?

Dan 'the van man" Schneider

Hitler.

Slimey jew pederast

dan "fucks your kids" schneider

Dan ‘the I fuck Carly in my van man’ Schneider’

Justice When?

His name is Dan “Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer” Schneider, also known as “Beer Can” Dan.

I honestly thought he would come right after Weinstein.

No. He comes before Weinstein, when they’re under 14. Weinstein comes after Dan ruins them in their late teens, early twenties.

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Dan “hold her tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider

Dan "see what happens when you go to long without purging the jews" Schneider

Classic.

Dan “My Balls on Your Nose, and My Tongue on Your Toes” Schneider

why haven't the iCarly, Victorious etc starlets come out with the accusations already? Must be some serious hush money being circulated

Dan "put your feet towards the cam" Schneider

Dan “the hymen collider” Schneider

Or maybe, y'know, he just didn't do anything to them.

Not saying Dan isn't a creeper, using teen shows you produce as a vehicle for your foot fetish is pretty damn weird. But I seriously doubt he abused anyone.

He didn't do anything wrong. He'd have been outed by now if he did.

>maybe Dan "if her age is on the clock it's time for the cock" Schneider dindu nuffin

no chance m8

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daddy?

Hi Dan.

give us details Dan.

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