>be me >20 years old and Italian culture VP of big Italian organization in state. >enlisted for expensive heritage DNA test for Italians. >can’t shut up about it >need to wait till I turn 21 next month >my mom tells me she needs talk to me >go home for 21st birthday >mom:sit down user >mom starts crying really loud WTF.gif >mom: user, do you ever feel different? silence.jpg >mom: I know you really like the whole Italian thing, and it’s good, grandpa is really proud. But the truth is. > bitch starts crying again, runs out, takes car and leaves >20 min later get a phone call from dad >user, know that we love you and are really proud. Wtf2.jpg >have no clue what is going on, neighbor comes by. >neighbor: hi user, your mom and dad want me to wait with you. >freak out and starting asking questions about situ. Think my mom is dying, cancer or shit. >mom and dad come home in dads car. >dad on soothing tone: sit down user >dad: we are worried about the DNA test cause you might find the results disturbing >mom: dear, we love you no matter what cries.wmv >dad: you might find you are not related to Italians >what you mean? We’re from Italy. >dad starts crying >mom: we are,but you’re not >dad: you were born Libya. Pause.exe >dad: we adopted you when you were very little >neighbor: I’ll just leave now >mom: I’m sorry user, please forgive us >why didn’t you tell me? >dad: no one knows, remember, we lived in Turkey when we worked there
Turns out mom and dad bought me from a 15 yo homeless refugee when I was 2 months old. They worker at a local hospital att. Told the whole family I was theirs. They ask me to keep it a secret, only neighbor Susan knows now.
What do? Whole life is a lie. I’m 100 percent certified sand nigger.
carry on with your life like a spaghetti nigger would
Carter Nelson
You got downgraded, from light shitskin to full shitskin.
Jonathan Gray
Suicide is always an option user.
Lucas Gutierrez
pretty sure that actual shitskins are too fucking stupid to care about shit like this
Adam Brown
No difference desu
Easton Bennett
What if it’s just culture. I feel, think, act like an Italian.
Tyler Nguyen
At least you’re not a Jew I guess
Jordan Nelson
Look on the bright side. At least you're not a nigger!
P.S. Stay away from our women. Find a nice Arab girl and try not to throw acid in her face... Unless she really deserves it.
Josiah Foster
Oil up your hair like all greasy Italians do.
Jose Robinson
holy kek that must suck so much I'd either keep up the façade or drop the Italian thing entirely, you won't be treated the same if you admit you're lybian but "feel italian"
did you never doubt based on your appearance?
Nolan Foster
Post hand to r8 shitskiness
John Long
Already do that
Cooper Jenkins
Dude just go accept their culture. Join ISIS, get a turban, slit a sheep's throat, gangbang a little afgan boy, you have so many things you can do now.
Gabriel Lopez
what, you mean "you" are like the loads of other disenfranchised shitskins out there, who after having their parents crawl out of some shithole just to shit out them out as anchor-babies, is having trouble "fitting in"? yeah, you don't belong in the west because you're literal dogshit either off yourself, or get the fuck out because your silly non-white mind is not suited for it you won't do this of course, but hey
Asher Barnes
Probably something most won't agree on, and it's hard for me to say too. But, you grew up Italian, you were raised by actual Italians and you're probably a nationalist, etc.
As far as I'm concerned, you're honorary, and there's definitely a few Libyan-Italians who've helped the Fascist state under Mussolini's rule.
Caleb Perez
I was a bit darker yet quite light and they always praised my handsome jaw and big nose. Yet grandpa has a big nose too and mom has a nice jaw line. So not really.
I do have two sisters and everyone always tells us that we look alike.
Ryan Cook
as far as I'm concerned, non-whites like you should be murdered without a second thought
Austin Barnes
>do have two sisters and everyone always tells us that we look alike. are they adopted?
In any case, if they're southern Italians and you're one of those light north africans there might not even be that much genetic distance Not very Sup Forums approved, but it sounds like you can marry an Italian woman, have kids and raise them Italians and all would be fine (if you're comfortable deluding yourself a little)
Adrian Walker
Update:
Mom just came into my room and gave me the name and photo of my birth mother with me. Apparently she died a year after they took me in, on a train track. She stayed with my parents for a few days but then left. They only found out she died though the hospital they worked. WTF yesterday my life was normal. My sisters also never knew and we’ve decided not to tell them for now.
This does explain why my twin sisters had such lower SAT scores than me.
Noah Edwards
Mussolini and Evola didn't reject people on thee basis of skin color, but rather "spirit". A proud Italian nigger lik yourself is better than a greasy wop who doesn't give 2 shits about his culture.
Did you get the results yet? Your bio dad could be an Italian sex tourist like your parents probably were.
Austin Clark
OP you get the DNA test and see what happens. Thought of Libyan descent, you could have substantial Southern European blood. Get the test.
You might still end up being like 5% Italian or something and you can still run around like a dago
Wyatt Hernandez
this, lybia was an italian colony, I bet the horny Italian soldiers had some fun over there don't lose hope OP
William Hughes
be grateful with your "parents" you have an opportunity of life thanks to them.
Camden Edwards
Don’t blame them but my whole life is built around Italian culture. As if somewhere deep inside I knew my dad just old me.
Chase Sanders
So you're a real life Uncle Ruckus. Congrats.
Get over it retard.
Logan Gray
You almost born there, educated there and lived all your life on that culture, probably youre more italian than a great % of em. stop criying, this is not an excuse to act like nigger and took easy path.
Ayden Cruz
> literal euromutt [n]generation migrant-trash trying to help out some pakistani shitposter good luck in the civil wars, shitskin, holy fuck
Julian Thompson
you cant be more wrong lmao
Andrew Hill
It's not so bad. You're not that far from Italian genetically.
Nathan Brooks
>I will nevar forgetti I am not mom and dad's spaghetti Cry moar bitch, at least you are Lebanese and not like most trash in that region. I bet your DNA test will surprise you.
Lucas Rodriguez
My mother was dark skinned, but she had a French name and spoke French and always told us kids that she was French and we believed her until the day she died.
Then we found out she was actually an Arab from Tunisia, born there in 1948 in Tunis.
It's bizarre to think that I'm half Arab and have family somewhere in North Africa, but as I become older, I have less of an issue with it.
The time will pass and the feelings will fade, user.
Henry Fisher
Kill yourself. And, I don't mean with a bomb vest.
Landon Peterson
Do you look italian? If yes, who cares...
Just don't do like your srupid mom, don't tell your children/ grandchildren because this may be the difference from them being good italians to LARPing muslims muh opressed PoC bullshit leftists/foreigners.
If you're any sort of nigger you have to go back tho.
Easton Reed
you honestly have to be one really dumb fuck to not just shit on the OP of this thread barring the fact that he chose one of the most popular shitskinroach "tropes", ie larping as an italian (50%+ arabs do this), you sit here and unironically listen to his shitposts even without asking for the alleged picture the arab found what are you? a moron? a non-white roasti? come on pablo, what's the answer?
Jaxson Jackson
>at least you are Lebanese Ah yes, muttposting
Charles King
It's not. But you look enough like other Italians for it not to make a difference I guess. And ffs get rid of that meme flag you pasta-dune-coon
Ethan Cruz
Show flag and then fuck off back to Libia
Isaac Gomez
>a moron? a non-white roasti? come on pablo, what's the answer? every fifth spanish poster is a shitskin: either a browned andalusian, a spic/moor [n]generation migrant as you said or a gypsy
Mom and Dad and neighbor Susan just came in. It was a joke!!!! To teach me a lesson because of my nationalism and pride stuff..... taking it too far they said.
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FUCK THEM!!!!!!
Jason Hall
don't reply to me without reading my previous comments, silly memeflagger I have already accused this OBVIOUS shitwipe of being a non-ethnic, please keep up you think a WHITE person would encourage some genetic trash on the internet that "everything is ok, ur 'honorary' white"? HAHAHAHAHA
Thomas Cox
lmao reminds me of when my best friends parents told him he had a nigger grandpa because he said nigger so much.
No és pas una memeflag, sóc Català, amic austríac ;^)
Also I tacitly encourage OP because I'm pretty sure he's an american and they're all LARPing mutts anyway. If it was my own country or Italy I would not be pleased. Don't be so angry all the time austriabro.
Gabriel Flores
Use this opportunity to commit acts of liberation by targeting """refugee""" camps or socialist politicians / journalists.
Just blending in will do nothing except group you in along with all the other useless barbarians. Unleashing democracy against Europes enemies will make you honorary us.
Kevin Nguyen
RARE
Tyler Long
N E W E W
Alexander Rivera
>my nationalism and pride stuff
What did you did?
Kayden Brooks
Probably has posters of swastikas, hitler, and mussolini in his childhood bedroom.
Jason Sanchez
are you a burger though or not? reveal flag
Luke Moore
post your flag if you are Italian
Benjamin Ortiz
go troll leftists as a "muslim" you dumb arse
Jeremiah Price
Nice larp, Amerimutt
John Butler
Kek. The moral of the story is Italians are indistinguishable from sandniggers. 4/10 bait
Zachary Diaz
At least you are not in Libyaaa you fucking ungrateful shitskin. Go say thank you to your parents for being kind enough to take you out of that shit hole.
Nathan Russell
Don't worry too much about it. Once more Euros start taking these DNA tests, a good chunk of you will find that all your shit talk should have been directed at the mirror.
Jack Mitchell
I get this. I found out when I was 11 my maternal grandparents weren't my biological ones. I'd been told I was half Serb, but it turns out I'm half Irish. My name is Serbian too, so that's another kick in the teeth.
Jaxon Perez
Live the lie. Eat spaghetti. Ask people "What's a'matter for you"
Aiden Lewis
You're on pol hermano, general statistics dont have power here. Find a nice autista girlnovia and have autistitos who you will make sure they hate narigúos and everything will be fine.
T. The Absolute European Mutt who is a follanegras and will have abrown autistitos
Wyatt Lewis
HOL UP So are you a refugee or an identitarian?
Austin Morris
>What do? live normally but ask for a sperm donation to have white babies
Aaron Cox
> certified sand nigger > implying that italians are white
Brayden Cook
que sàpigues que per això volem la independència manolo
Nothing changed. Humans always seek some sorta identity. Now you get to be you. Be Italian if you want, you love the culture enough. Otherwise, you are you. you stand entirely on the merits of the life you lived, not the identities you assume. Stands true for any man if he likes it or not.
So man. Nothing changes. Get back to shitposting on Sup Forums and beating off to anime.
Jacob Rogers
>Libya,Turkey,entire north africa, Italy etc. You’re all shitskins anyway. Are you stupid? Look into the mirror, do you really think diarrhea brown skin and black nipples mean white?
Evan Johnson
Better stop identifying as an Italian and embrace your shitskin culture.
Henry Thompson
Now you must join ISIS and start jihad against the spaghetti infidels
Gabriel Thompson
HAhaha...jokes on them. Being a Sup Forums weeb you probably already acted out your favorite manga fantasy and fucked your "not blood related sister".
but we all know this has been a long shitpost. even me, though i usually try to throw out some good words just in case. We are all human behind the text. usually.
Jackson Jenkins
>my handsome jaw and big nose. >I do have two sisters and everyone always tells us that we look alike.
Ouch. RIP your sisters.
Ayden Jackson
relax, we had one nigger at school, everyone considers him a serb because he knows nothing else, you're itallian.
Logan Rivera
>le 0% disgusting
Chase Long
Say to your both parents, I just get a job and says I'm a trucker.
Jacob Lee
best european truckers are bulgarians and bosnians, he has no chance competing in that area
Jackson Scott
Go to Sweden and live like a Kang. Blonde Swedish roasties are waiting to serve you and accept your seed.
Gabriel Williams
Relax. I didn't know I was a mutt at all until I was like 14 and I didn't know I was part gypo until the 27th December. Still very few people other than me know. Nobody will ever know you're a shitskin except you, your "parents" and Susan.
Nathan Nelson
So your parents are child traffickers who bought you from your homeless underaged mother and deceived you your entire life? You have horrible parents. I'd stay the fuck away from those evil people.
Juan Jones
>>neighbor: I’ll just leave now lol lost it here. That cheeky bastard.
Dylan Cruz
This honorary nonesense needs to stop
Nolan Ortiz
>thought we wuz northern muditerranigro >turns out I wuz southern muditerranigro so what? it's not like you thought you were White anyway
Tyler Robinson
Exactly. We only murder kikes.
Kayden Miller
What do you care. There's little difference especially if you are in south italy.
Josiah Hill
Afghanistan and Libya are thousands of miles away. Nigger education.
Andrew Taylor
Puoi sempre abbracciare le tue radici e tornare nella tua terra natia.
Nolan Nelson
Arabs and North Africans are white. I'm Tunisian and I am considered white in both America and Japan.
Kevin Reed
just chill out, as long as you don't do crime and shit you're an approved sand nigger
Brody Brown
>Italy >Susan not Susana >Don't believe you
Kevin Ramirez
>I am considered white in two shitskinlands doesn't tell us too much
Leo Moore
Trips of truth
Julian Miller
>tfw isis is some sand nigger small terrorism organization. sandniggersdie.jpg
Hudson Fisher
First off, you shouldn't be on this board sand nigger. You are as bad as niggers. You should know by your shit skin that your not italian. You and your ilk invade countries like roaches, but those days are coming to a close. At least in America. Take your disgusting muslim ass back to Libya or whatever other shithole you crawled out from. You muslims will soon be taken care of.
Alexander Wright
It is just culture... For the most part You bring one nigger in a homogeneous white society and he will adapt and act like one. If you bring many many families, they might never adapt, stick together in ghettos and live in their warbands to raid stores.
Now you had luck you was raised by Italians so you adopted their values from early on. Just try not to think about your heritage and think about what you was able to become. A european. Good luck mate
Joshua Stewart
IT'S LYBIA FAGGOT! NOT SUDAN. You're still Mediterranean Larp as Carthagean or something.
Jaxson Gonzalez
We need to make a board for anyone who is not white so they can go talk about nigger, spick, and all the other stupid shit they talk about
Eli Martin
Are you a kike or something?
Liam Mitchell
I tell you the same Türk.
Noah Hernandez
North Africans were able to make decent societies (Carthage, Alexandria, etc) before the Arabs invaded and introduced Isl*m
Ian King
Si. In una guerra civile.
Wyatt Cook
Yet somehow you pass visually as an Italian after twenty years of living there. Wow, makes me thank.
Adrian Cooper
Overcompensate by becoming literally Luigi. Become a chef who specializes in Italian cuisine, start singing operas and make your own wine.
If your looks in any way pass for an Italian, I don't really see the problem. It's the Muslim culture which is the cancer. As long as you partake in any of that, you're ok, Mario.