longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class whiskey and sake
> world class robotics
> world class automobiles
> world class motorcycles
> word class gaming entertainment
> world class night life
> world class women
> world class wives
> world class shopping
> world class internet network
> third largest economy in the world
> already selling 8k TVs
> everything made in Japan
> invented crypto currency
> no illegal immigrants
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> free to own firearms
> no mass shootings
> legally own Sup Forums

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

We da bes

dat birth rate
dat suicide rate
i would say kys, but you probably willdo it anyway

What's the best way to get a qt jap gf?

Sup Forums is a Christian board. No porn allowed.

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>invented crypto currency
maybe implemented, but even that isnt sure

Nips btfo

WOW, THE BENEFITS OF A HOMOGENEOUS SOCIETY

Where is my season four?

never invented anything in its 2000 year history

What part of anything you stated have to do with Sup Forums?

But living in a high population nation is torture
Japan is already overcrowded as fuck
Germans ate up propoganda that they need "replacement migrants" so they think low birth rate is a bad thing.
It is only a bad thing if your country is full of minorities having many kids in an attempt to replace you

Yet all their men are fapping to tentacle porn

Nothing diversity can't fix.

it has to do with the fact that white people need an ethnostate

Silence.

Though most of what you wrote is completely irrelevant
I welcome Japanese overlords, over pretty much any other potential overlord

>Birthrate
>Negative population growth
>Just came out of deflationary spiral
>Liquidity trap
>Debt that won't ever be payed
Economically speaking Japan is up there with the worst countries to live while still being first world.

>b-but muh Japan ethnostate defies all economics
Fuck off and open your borders

Japs suck, Koreans are better.

yes, that's why I got a Japanese gf, so my descendants could have some Master Race genes and not be forced to be full wh*toids

Need help with that birth rate? Give me a qt3.14 Japan gf and I'll make her pop out like 6 happas. Do don't have a problem with Germanics right?

Cool post about switzerland

>Economically speaking Japan is up there with the worst countries to live while still being first world.
retard alert

>Fuck off and open your borders
Jew detected, you cant be serious bro

Mmm nice body alwaysways a sucker for thighhighs and fishnet

> zero sjw problems
Load of shit right there
Cant name any examples off the top of my head but i know there are pocket groups

Nip, I'm planning a visit to Nip sometime in Q2 of 2018. Is staying in Tokyo during the whole trip a good choice or are there places that should pull me away from Tokyo?

Friends that went there last years said Tokyo is near perfect and you can spend your entire vacation there and you would find something to do/see all day every day.

Yes I'm serious.

Name a first world country with more complex economic problems than Japan.

>People love living in the UAE, a middle eastern shithole
Odd

Mexico looks pretty good, why are they all coming here?

Delete this

I thought firearm ownership was restrictive af.

Japanese birth rate is in a trend of increasing.
Japan can solve the issue by 2030.

Japan has the world's biggest communist party in the world. You're not perfect, nip.

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You can almost see some particulate matter from her previous meal. Possible she did eat some corn or other food with high roughage.

UAE is a paradise for the upper/middle class there. Worked there for 2 years. Was paid 560k/year for what im only paid 110k/year here for and worked 1/10th the hours.

Shut the fuck up, man. This lifeboat isn't big enough for everyone.

chinese women are better looking. japs squeel like rats during sex

Problem is they gotta fund those retirement pensions somehow
So they'l go into a massive deficit until all those old folks die

>Source - Washington Post

Your countries greatest accomplishment was an episode of the Simpsons

I'm very happy for you my friend. Keep fighting over there.

>Some smelly portuguese dudes land in Nagasaki
>They spread Christianity
>Suddenly emperor realizes that Christianity could easily weaken his already loose grip over his subjects
>Result: Close the country to foreigners for 200 years, until some rowdy Americans show up with guns 200 years better than your own.

Japan's suicide rate is decreasing.
It's now 26th in the world, not the worst level.

Notice how all these countries are either islands unto themselves, literally or politically, have vast tracks of land or are mostly ethnically homogeneous.

guns are illegal in japan

> falling birth rates
kek. all that and no one wants to fuck them.

But they can’t stop killing themselves. There must be something that your list isn’t telling us...

only beta dweebs get japanese gfs

real chads fuck traps

they send the shitty mexicans here to clean the place up more
Mexico is great actually

People are unhappy and suicidal as fuck there despite all this. Also your birth rates are abysmal. Your people are so miserable that your government can't even convince them to fuck even with extra incentive.

>world class women

Sorry for the nukes, Nippon-san. I hope you all continue this trend of being 2nd best country in the world and our best ally.

No need for a third nuke Sven.

yup, that what happens when populations shrink. Its okay, it does not actually spell disaster just the whole west thinks it does

>Source: Ministry of health, Labour and Welfare, National institute of Population and Social Security Research
Our greatest accomplishment is 21 years without a recession, the greatest stretch of uninterrupted growth ever. Probably has nothing to do with the fact that one third of our population are immigrants though.

>Your countries greatest accomplishment was an episode of the Simpsons
Kevin the english teaching weeb bringing the heat

>fighting
No you moron, they're supposed to be fucking.

tfw your dad wants to take you on a trip to Japan and you almost don't want to go because he is 100% oaf every second of every day

Eikaiwa go home

>haha japan has a low birth rate
>uh oh, ours is low too, better do something about that
>*imports muslims*

I suggest you plan your trip so that you're visiting areas that are near each other to minimize travel time each day. Travel can add up quick. Most awesome areas are all along the same local train line, the "Yamanote" (but not all). From East to West... Asakusu -> Akihabara -> Ueno -> Tokyo Station area (outside Imperial Palace) -> Tsukiji (fish market, but may be moving soon...) -> Odaiba (Don't skip this) -> Harajuku/Shinjuku -> If you have time you can take a small day trip all the way west to "Takaosan" (Mt. Takao) for a nice hike. Tokyo Disney is East of Tokyo from Tokyo station if you're into that too.

>our birth rate is fine
>Imports a bunch of mexicans, chinks, poos, and niggers

"how australia broke the record for economic growth"
>shows a picture of china
get cucked aussie we own australia now, weather you like it or not, australia is china's playgroud hahaha

USA mutts Okinawa rapeist must go home

The article refers to trade with China

Everything you insectoids have ever bulit, has been copys of european (mostly German) Tech,. So KYS, you slant eyed half bug half fruit.

SAGE
>>in all fields.

>free to own firearms

Except thats not true

Just think, boys. Our stats are a composite of a population that is 12% niggers and 20% spics. Imagine how fucking good it would be if we were 95%-100% white.

that faggot toyotomi had a Mexican crucified back in the day, fuck that gook.

at least they don't have surstromming

china owns australia cuckboy, how does it make you feel knowing that your "great" land now belongs to me and my ancestors

I taught English in Osaka for 2 years after college. That was the best time of my life. If being an ALT paid enough to raise a family there, I'd have stayed. Oh well, I could probably move back now that I'm fairly established in my field here...

Zero natural resources
Radiation hazard
Tsunami hasards
Earthquake hazards
Overpopulation
Fucking expensive anything
Weaboos everywhere
Everyone hates you in secret.

Try again OP.

You lost a war to fucking birds.

Also, kys.

Full of neckbeards that browse Sup Forums daily?

Ahahah you Japs are sub human. Even worse than the good old USA. Ni-hao, you squinty eyes.

Because murica is Mexica clay nigger.

nah thats what is happening...

We put up a fair fight, damnit.

Yes I love Belgium too (except the part about Japan)

>20% spics.
You mean 40% spic friend

Lol ok if everyone nations main trading partner 'owns' them then sure.

>dat birth rate
>dat suicide rate
Erhm... Germany?

>has no how the world truly is outside of his Sup Forums bubble.

That's what happens when your media is run by Jews. They tell left wing retards that we do it because we love diversity, and they tell right wing boomers that we do it because Paco and Pajeet taking your job is ostensibly good for the economy. It's called the Kosher sandwich.

>its a Sup Forums tries to give me yellow fever episode

we dont have designated suicide forests

Wow, Japan, great work. Proud of you!

This 100%

I mean they're your main trading partner in citizens too and you're running a bit of a trade deficit...

Did you forget that Japan has literally been jewed by ben bernanke you know how much national debt you have and yet you keep printing money

sho us da wei

> only country in the world to ever get nuked in anger
> most sexually repressed culture on earth
> Inferiority/superiority complex after having asses handed to them in WWII
> shit-tier language and writing system
> Had to steal half its culture from the chinese
> insanely low birth rates
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yeah, nah.

NO NO YOU NEED DIVERSITY!! WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?

oh and of course
> still effectively occupied by the US

So you finally are allowed to get maternity leave?

UK's our main immigrant 'trading partner'

Also why would I oppose Chinese people working and studying in Australia? If they provide a service or consume services they can stay.

>World class food
nah,they taste like shit

What is Japan thinking?

life is good