>New neighbors just moved in
>They finally got all their stuff put away
>I'm just a quiet guy with my gf living with me
>gf insists we go over to introduce ourselves
>Fine
>They invite us inside their home, they looked middle eastern at first
>Turns out they are from Israel, they speak perfect English minus the accent
>They have an Israeli flag magnet on their refrigerator
>They have a little son, maybe 8 years old
>He doesn't really talk a whole lot and keep running around the house
>He finally comes running back to his father with a piggy bank
>"Father I picked up all the duct tape from the boxes like you asked, can I have my allowance now?"
>His dad drops in a couple quarters
>"But father you said you'd give me two dollars, you only put in 5 quarters"
>He looks at his sun angrily and goes back into his wallet
>"Oh it looks like I don't have any quarters on me, sorry I'll have to get you another time."
>I can see his wallet, it is literally full of quarters and dollar bills
>After a little while later we leave and go back home
>gf says they were nice, I'm not so sure
>Yesterday the Israeli guy came over to my house asking to use my lawnmower because he didn't have one
>I saw a lawnmower in his backyard the day I went over to his house to meet him
>He returns my lawnmower with almost fucking no gas, I have no idea how because it was damn near full when I gave it to him and he only had it for like an hour
>Sup Forums was right
What is he plotting? What should I do?
Sup Forums was right AGAIN
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>He returns my lawnmower with almost fucking no gas
He is trying to dismantle you by stealing your gas, never live next to the jew without any gas
Larp more
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you wasted alot of time on this op holy shit
>>I can see his wallet, it is literally full of quarters
Riiiiiiiight.
check'd and praised
KEK
true , look at channuka, jews love extra gas
damn goys
praise him
if yet more tribs opie gets to gas his new neighbor
He is here
Kek'd
Check'd
What did kek mean by this?
...
slap your girlfriend. Say no next time.
>"Oy vey! $1.50? What do you need a dollar for?"
>Takes a quarter from the child.
>"W...why?"
>"Special assessment fee"
my sides
I have a Jewish neighbor and a black neighbor. (California.) I’m nice and polite in passing. I have 0.00% interest in being friends with them.
Now and again I talk to the Mexican guy.
Knock him out, drag him to his garage and turn on his car, locking him in. Not only will he be gassed to death, but the car will waste petrol
GAS GAS GAS
>0.00% interest
ov vey its another shoah
GAS
fpbp
the Israeli kid talked to his dad in English?
Also there are alot of Israelis in the USA most of them are doing their post-doctorate and they will leave in like 3-10 years.
my family lived in America from when i was 1 to when i was 6