Are Dutch just Germans who strayed away...

Are Dutch just Germans who strayed away? Their language sounds like somebody is having speaking difficulties or making fun of german language. No offense to Dutch anons.

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quite the opposite. the dutch are the only territory from the holy roman empire that did not submit to central rule by germany.

Instead of conquering their neighbors, they formed a republic and conquered the sea. 10/10 ethnicity.

Yes, we are the less autistic part of the original Germans. Our forefathers decided to settle in a swamp when they fled the autism.

The western part of the country is fucking filled with shitskins and niggers though. I'm really aching for a civil war tbqh.

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Yes, all scandis are literally just Germans who got tired of living in Germania or adventured too hard and decided to stay because the truck back was too exhausting

The easily flooded part of the country you mean?

I have no idea what I'm talking about: the post

The Dutch are essentially germans, yes. But, like Austrians, they get real mad when this fact is pointed out to them.

>Are Dutch just Germans who strayed away?
we can both be traced to the germanic/gaulic tribes of old.

also our languages are related.

Would be a shame if some of the dikes accidentally broke, wouldn't it?

show real flag hans! you coward!

yeah especially since our immigrant friends are so bad at swimming and all.

>no cancerous bavaria sucking its life-force
>monarchy
Not really.

We love our big brother Germany :3

lol ge moet ne keer kijken na dienen ier nazi cuck.

We are culturally similar but different enough to warrant our own identity and nation.

For example, German sense of humor does not match Dutch sense of humor at all.

Dutch are just Water Germans like Swiss and Austrians are Mountain Germans.

No!

We have no humour.

And they are prone to explore, so it may be their fault in the end, pushing for more anti-imigrationism.
Blow the dams or seashields.

Never seen blonde dutch so no.

Fuck Germans.

We've strayed away from Germans as much as the Frank's have.

>Dutch are just Water Germans like Swiss and Austrians are Mountain Germans.

what about Belgians then? lmao where dutch/french rapebabies.

I think that's what he was going for with that joke.

Dutch (low franconian) is older than German

Swiss and Austrians are not germans.

Belgians have the honour of being descended FROM TRUE ROMAN CITIZENS
AVE IMPERATOR

>Frank's

You mean those Franks who still very much live in Germany?

Ofc are the Austrians German.
They are more German than Germans (in Germany)
The Swiss are too but they have some french and Italian regions in their land.

Basically yes

The dutch speak a language that's related to old high german and they left the HRE because they were protestants and didn't want to pay taxes anymore

They had a sweet overseas empire, they're lanklets and together with the French they're the OG liberals

If/When we fix our shit and Uncle Adolf resurrects from the dead then they're getting reintegrated, same with the flemish

Franks are french dumbass.

>FROM TRUE ROMAN CITIZENS
no we existed long before that the romans named our part of the world belgica.

They're germanic for sure.

>The dutch speak a language that's related to old high german and they left the HRE because they were protestants and didn't want to pay taxes anymore
you have a souce for that?

After visiting Germany and Austria I'm convinced that mountains cause autism in Germanic people.

underted

oh no, plz don't come and take all our jews away again, what ever will we do without them

>If/When we fix our shit and Uncle Adolf resurrects from the dead then they're getting reintegrated, same with the flemish

Please don't bomb Rotterdam again. Please don't wipe out the entire population of it this time.

Not so sure about that, I heard Austria is becoming more nationalist.

I heard that one too.

That's why there is literally still a huge region in Germany named after the Franks with Franks living in it.
Now stop talking about shit you know nothing about.

Belgium was entirely CisRhinic so you were proper citizens.
You let the eternal Germanic persuade you otherwise.

Wait you have a muslim mayor? Wow, so you're as cucked as the UK.

>I'm convinced that mountains cause autism in Germanic people.
lmao.

>Please don't bomb Rotterdam again.
you forgot the famine that the germans caused.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_famine_of_1944–45

you did killed the little humour there, gj

Don't think so as dutch don't speak turkish

any dutchmen under 6ft tall?
how's life there as a "short person"?

They are FRENCH, not Germans, it's simple history, open a book for fucks sake.

Same senpai. Groot Dietsland wanneer?

>any dutchmen under 6ft tall?
where some of the highest people in the world.
with the weed to boot.

*sigh* if only we Europeans could get as passionate about removing kebab as we are about insulting each other

vuile kut collaborateur's zoals jouw moeten op gehangt worden.
lol is that sweden?

Language or the HRE split?

If about the language then I don't have any, I just remember reading about this ages ago

IIRC both dutch and german originally split way back from old frankish into old dutch and old high german

It is, the balls are Finland, symbolism.

Kees, hou mij dicht in je armen aub. De kankerwalen ambeteren mij :(.

it seems the more north you go the shittier German/west Germanic gets in terms of pronunciation
German is a wonderful language with the right pronunciation, particularly without that shitty arab-like /r/
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>IIRC both dutch and german originally split way back from old frankish into old dutch and old high german


that's treu i took a course in german y years ago and i was surprised how simular our languages are for example.
the use of sie works exactly the same as our ze.

groot vlaanderen waneer?

Yes agreed the terminology gets a little bit confusing since Germany really shouldn't be called Germany in the first place

Wow, what a great argument..

>Shrek: The Nation

>moeten opgehangt worden
is this the power of the flemish language

That jovial fraternity is precisely why you have kebab problems. Look at poor Sweden. Why have they got it the worst? Because their greatest enemy are the Danes. For centuries their biggest existential threat was a cold winter that would allow the Danish to invade over the ice. Not a terribly great threat. They began to think that the worst humanity had to offer as someone like a Dane.
So if that's the floor for other peoples, then of course it would be ok to let in foreigners. They're going to assimilate and get along just like a Dane would.

The countries that are perpetually fucked up the ass by their neighbors are the ones who have strong immigration laws. Because they know what foreigners can do.

Geen gekanker, Nederland moet blanker

It's ok, I also agree with Austria being more germanic. I believe you should move there if you're not a turk or arab.

We have nothing to do with the G*rmans (a curse upon their house).

>mixing up Germanic and German
I get what you're saying but it's a clear distinction to make.

Did you include Norway in your assessment?

Opening a history book is not a great argument? Sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to books.

You can say the same for Anglos.
Anglos and Saxons were originally from "Germany" thousands of years ago until they decided to hop on their boats and settle in Britain.

Yeah, for the english.

>is this the power of the flemish language
nee ik ga een keer plaat vlaams spreken let op albert.

ge moet je dikke muil houden kanker negers zoals gij moeten kletsen krijgen.

shit het is een van die nazi negers met hun autistische aryan fetishisme.

But why do Anglos seem alot different compared to say, Germans and Swedes?

Dutch soundscape like German being vomited.

>Go to a Muslim market
>"Oh Golly! There's women in hijabs everywhere!"

Het is patat

I'm 1.93.

>tfw brothers still taller than me

Because Britain does weird things to people.
Geography can change your culture in ways you wouldn't expect.

French influence. Celtic influence. Roman influence.
Britain was a fucking gangbang for centuries.

France, Germany, Benelux where all part of the frankish empire, because france named their country after it doesnt mean they are the only ones , Benelux was actually the core of the frankish empire

>(a curse upon their house).
>t. Achmed al-windmolen

we left the HRE because the emperor Ferdinand III (not the states) allowed us to do so,

>Dutch soundscape like German being vomited.
yeah the d*tch pronounce words with there noses like sodomites.

if you wan't to hear a real language listen to vlaams.
youtube.com/watch?v=QXB6pdkNB5I
lmao watch this.

>Het is patat
jef patat?

Stay away from our dikes traitor.
We should just solve the problem the old fashioned way.

They don't know what they are. That eats them up. Their hatred of Germany is almost like they aren't even european.

>even allowing such a thing as a Muslim market

Wasn't Prussia the most autistic?
They united Germany and such, but northern Germany is pretty flat.

What the fuck is a Muslim market

We're just a handful of the many Germanic tribes.

Only difference is we gained independence from Spain and formed a union several centuries sooner.

It's all that rain.

Best explanation so far

Nah Franks are French, period, I don't want krauts stealing french history!

In an ancient sense? Absolutely, their difference is miniscule and everyone in the world see this.

Turks Vlaams

>Stay away from our dikes
you still have problems with your dikes?
can't wait for your meme country to be flooded.

>What the fuck is a Muslim market
it's pure enrichment to be fair tho the do have some really nice food.

>Franks are French, period

Thats ridiculous.

Poor guys, I like english history, they should be proud of making a great empire.

How dare you! You can't deny it!

>Turks Vlaams
bek dicht bartje nog 10 jaar en geel ons land word turk.

>Nah Franks are French, period, I don't want krauts stealing french history!
Franks were the ruling class of France and gave France its namesake.
The average Frenchman at the time was Roman-Gaulish, not Frankish.

But that's impossible!

>Nah Franks are French, period, I don't want krauts stealing french history!
The Franks were trans Rhinish people who worked partially with the Romans for border security. But then they realized that the Western Roman Empire was just a paper tiger and they went from protecting Gaul to owning it.
But not all Franks immigrated into their new Gallic territory. Some remained trans Rhine. Which caused some conflict in the future as the Gallic Franks became more Roman as they pretty much just stepped into the empty robes of the dead Romans.
There were a bunch of wars between the new Franks and the old Franks. I forget the deets, but it's all in the early early Frankish kings

Lots of wars and overlapping empires throughout the ages.

We even have french words in our vocabulary because the aristocracy spoke french.

The norther part is called "Friesland" (Frýslan) all the nordic/germanic languages are alike

even russian has similarities to dutch


pюкзaк = rugzak = backpack
You pronounce the word in russian and dutch almost identically.

The original Franks came from Flanders, north belgium if I recall correctly

They took over what is todays France, the Benelux states, Germany, Austria and Italy in the power vacuum after the roman empires collapse

>Can trace my roots back to Franks
>some spaghetti nigger calls me French Fuck off