Confes

confes

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I took a piss in a Catholic graveyard when I was drunk with friends

I would date a hispanic girl

I have never met an Estonian I liked.

I fucked some she-jews

Me as well as Asians, Indians, not black chicks though. Fuck that.

I am attracted to fat chicks

+1

I pretend to be socialist black jewish man on Sup Forums.

I hit and runned an abo and they're probably dead

nah boi fuck di

i fap to gay yiff

i spent a visa debit gift card on a subscription to BLACKED for one scene i couldnt find on any tube sites. the worst part was i jerked off for like a full hour to it but mistimed the orgasm. fml

I have a huge incest fetish

The hottest girls ive ever seen have been latino. White women are disgusting

im only here for the Memes and Happenings, enjoying Australian Shitposts and Trolling.

i didnt lurked enough to contribute real OC, yet im here for almost 6 years

I can't stop fapping.

>rich will never play hellboy

I shot a man in Reno

I jerked to interracial.

You must

i love asian food
and soy sauce

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You need to if you want to get a gf.

Im a furfag national transhumanist which wants world domination while having anthros as sex slaves

I'm wasting my life living with a girl I don't love.

I had sex with a guy last night

I larp as a white nationalist so you guys can talk with me

I'm tall, white and good looking but I don't think I can ever get into a serious relationship and produce any offspring in the future due to me being an introvert with a shit personality.

This wojak looks exactly like my actual priest holy shit hahaha

Am I the only one who thinks that these threads are for data mining?

Me neither.

...You other brothers can't deny

Idk it’s kinda cathartic

God doesn't care and neither do we. At least you aren't raping babies.

post pic

I piss myself at night if I binge drink and pass out without taking a piss. Last week I was trying hard not to fall asleep to take that essential piss - and passed out lying on the floor. I woke up 4 hours later, like a hobo lying on the floor with his pants pissed.

I've never fapped

Me too. But it's always white male black female. Please forgive me Sup Forums, I have my jungle fever moments.

Catholics..

To be fair, I have only met Kerli and she was a vitt.

I'm not actually a nazi i'm just here to shitpost also trump and his supporters are fucking retards

Im addicted to painkillers and sleeping pills. I bullied the doctor into giving me a repeat prescription a decade ago and now I need them to take the edge off.
>tfw "once you pop you cannot stop" does not just apply to pringles.

Pull the lever to find out

Already confessed in Sup Forums, I din du nuffin since.

I purposely shit up threads whenever I see someone expressing anti anime sentiment

I was the one who cancelled "Firefly"! I was the one who encouraged "Fred" to be an online series! I was the one who told Taco Bell to make a breakfast menu! I was the one who told John Travolta how to pronounce "Idina Menzel"! I was the one getting rid of the cartoons on Cartoon Network!

I shitpost behind memeflags constantly larping as a leftard

I'm a nigger

Singapore! How could you do this to us?!

I am too edgy for this country.

That's not a confession, that's an achievement. Well done!

It's not because I'm catholic it's because I have low testosterone. I'm borderline asexual

You are welcome to come to my country and seethe in the bile of your non-existent soul.

You're literally Hitler.

I hate myself.

I'm legit attracted to traps. I'm slowly drinking myself to death. I may have a daughter somewhere. I'm pretty sure I've got it figured out how I could go nuclear if I wanted to. I don't like black people, brown people, yellow people, red people, or white people. Pretty sure someday I'm going to kill someone. I go to bed every night hoping I don't wake up, and I am disappointed every morning.

I'm a big boy

I’ve been rather lazy lately and procrastinating about managing my property.

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theres thousands of women saying the exact same thing right now
i know several people who found love and got married thru online dating sites (not tinder)

Elias Brothers, Shoney's or Frisch's Big Boy?

I do this too but I don’t even like anime for the most part.

kek

I eat dog

...

A small part of me thinks I am helping the future ethnostate by shitposting

I heard that Iceland gives free money + wife, but how is the government there? Can I do whatever I want (even if this is very suspicious) without being "over watched".

those women are shit and they know they are, nature is aristocratic, the strong thrive, the weak are organ banks at best

I CUM BLOOD

Oh dear, get yourself together man.

Fair dinkum

If you bring heroin no one will ever find your body.

you need to see a doctor user

I made the same thread and I get banned, fuck the retarded mods

I dated a, like, 10% hispanic chick. Pretty much just had beautiful long black hair, and an amazing ass.
Otherwise, she was white.

A-are you me?

I'm talking to a girl right now with blue eyes, brown hair, and white skin and I think he's kinda eh regarding personality and I'm about ready to give it up for an asian girl that I have a lot of fun and fond memories with

Are you a guy user?

I have had sexual relations with my full-blooded Finnish cousin for years now.

That's perfectly fine user

Are you straight and only have a furry fetish and nothing else while having the urge to cleanse the furry community by gassing the faggots and fursuiters? Then yes.

dude's an artist

>Based

Haha, fuck you guy.

I live in an igloo

Well she is on the pill and we both agree she would abort if we somehow slip-up (she only wants a pure Finnish baby, not a half mutt father) and the sex is great... so, whatever. I just wish she'd quit snorting cocaine off my erection.

Good. I am actually just little freaky and manipulative. I am sure just asked a girl with OCD (who am I trying to seduce and who has already a boyfriend) does she has autism and she told me no but she told me that I probably have and I retook autism test and got a nice score.

I pretend to be a white supremacist.

Checked but you need to kill yourself.