President Trump General /ptg/ - Tabloid Psychiatry BTFO edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #45 1/15/18
youtu.be/jCRK5vy47v8
>Pres Trump arrives at WH 1/15/18
youtu.be/10IeJPJIv0E
>Pres Trump leaving WPalm Beach FL for DC 1/15/18
youtu.be/QGTyp7LRnIY
>VP Pence laying wreath @MLK Jr Memorial 1/15/18
youtu.be/YFct72oViak
>Proj Veritas - Twitter looks at your DMs 1/15/18
youtu.be/rgyPpsX2B0g
>Pres Trump remarks before dinner @Mar-A-Lago 1/14/18
youtu.be/wAiRoG8qCns
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
youtu.be/KUNX9KK53lA
>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
youtu.be/0mFIXQm1AJw
>Pres Trump @Walter Reed for annual physical 1/12/18
youtu.be/4RPkSJRh00c (departing)
youtu.be/eY7PO-4ARH0 (arriving)
>Pres Trump signs MLK Jr Day Proclamation 1/12/18
youtu.be/wKQdf-i8iD8
>SoS T-Rex @148th Civil Service Orientation Class 1/12/18
youtu.be/ecbPOCNL1gM
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Saudi FM al Jubeir 1/12/18
youtu.be/bXkVXscwKpI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/12/18
youtu.be/NVl0Tsf9rzo
>This Week @State 1/12/18
youtu.be/YawR_tId0aI
>DoD Press Brief (Gen Dunford/Dana White) 1/11/18
youtu.be/JkA8yP_txoU
>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
youtu.be/n-sYLZ-rQ2s
>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
youtu.be/R1qow_9Ccjo
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
youtu.be/QHow8QhzIj0
>SoS T-Rex meets NOR FM Soreide 1/11/18
youtu.be/YklCvBaGikE

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drumpf

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awoo

Thanks for baking fren.

>HOW IS A MERIT BASED SYSTEM NOT RACIST

>FUCK WHITE IMMIGRANTS N SHEEIIT
t. liberals

>US doctors vs Britbongs

Thanks for baking leaf, even if youre secretly non-white and hate whites.

4u

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can I get a lewd hand holding meme

BLESS YEW DOCTOR

GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR!

Imagine Clinton being given a mental health screen. The bitch has literally fallen and hit her head when she worked in State. Not to mention being thrown around like a sack of meat on 9/11.

*blocks Ziomerica's path*

>this confuses and distresses the neocon drumpfshit

did.... did you all just hear that?
This is true racism against whites.
Why arent we murdering these people?

No.

It was a whitey who fucked his dog in Canada no? I'm not white. I'm Chinese, we eat dogs

You can take over if you like

2 please.

GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR!

WE NEED MORE NIGGERS SARAH

What's the media going to do now? The doctor just spent an hour explaining the president is in excellent health, physically and mentally.

>that one pixel I left on the right
painful, ill redo it
>they can either say that Trump has admin members pushing his agenda and that democrats failed to address what they wanted
OR
>DRUMPF IS A MILLER AND KELLY PUPPET
>WTF DRUMPF WANTED TO SIGN AMNESTY UP UNTIL THEY SCUTTLED EVERYTHING
fucking christ

>Miscegenation memes

Umm, no sweetie.

mother fuck

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>high capacity CLIPS

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>im chinese
You play joke?

FAKE NEWS AWARDS TOMORROW

>RAYCUSS
>NUKES!
>RUSSIA!

>dat nose

KEK

>Mr Miller's fingerprints on it
They also found his handprints on the lever to the empty boxcars near the incinerators at Auschwitz

Bitch looks like a pear.

OK. Thanks for baking for a while! I will take over.

heres your payment^
give me your spiciest trump meme

>thrown around like a sack
What's this referring to?

GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR.
She's a disgusting leftist, but I bet if I could turn her to my breeding pet she'd get all that nonsense gone.

Sweet jesus

>239 pounds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're going to claim the doctor is a sham and why his physical doesn't actually prove he's in good health. They'll probably bring on some unlicensed hacks to explain why they're lying.

>MIKE DROPPING BANTZ

MAGA Motheruckers!

>he doesn't have any high capacity clips

that's how women should look

>Nice Chin

GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR.

>NationalisedIndustry.png

Jesus, that guy has a cunty condescending voice

They're going to push the obesity thing despite all other good news

hit me with a 3
Here is your (you)

MERIT
BASED
IMMIGRATION

REEEEE COTTON

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Cry moar fagit, you know you're 300+. You're literally gonna die before Trump does

>ywn be even half as comfy as one of these guys

This is the cognitive test Trump aced.

Fucking FIRE

I like Mike.

>Lindsey Graham said something happened between 10:00 and 12:00 on Thursday
>he says that the president got bad advice from one of his staff members
>perhaps Stephen Miller, perhaps John Kelly
>what happened in those two hours?
>is Stephen Miller running the show?

god damn I wish I could be this notorious
the war jew has them all trembling

This Jew blocks your path and slaps your DACA bill.
What do?

>Look, the last thing this country needs is more lazy darkies
SARAH NO

Leafbaker is a chink, get with the program

No?

ALSO AWOO

Millenials won't get this

That still game me a good laugh.

They put him on a treadmill, lel

>can I get a lewd hand holding meme

sure you can

theres like 5 jokes all in this tweet, great stuff

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Those are breeding hips, son.
They give you something to grab on to so you get that seed planted deep.

>ywn be part of the crusty space miner crew that tows a platinum asteroid into low earth orbit to have it carved into Barron trumps likeness, a permanent august reminder that He watches over us even as we expand our reach to the stars

*Throw a roman salute*

You people find this attractive?
That dress looks like its about to break open and reveal layers of blubber.
Its crying.

Why are "reporters" allowed to breathe air?

I'd let Dr Halllie give me a stroke

guys, Sarah has been doing a fucking amazing job as Press Sec. I loved Spicy, but Sarah is just better

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He's been lit up today

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Holy shit it's a rhyme from childhood you fucking young puke

I'm very confused by those hips...why are they bowing out on her upper thigh that much... somethings not right.

t. virgin

Jews fear the MAGAjew

Spicer was an embarrassment

because only wyhite people can reach the standards of wyhite people

Skin a spic in his honor.

IMPLANTS

WASTED 6 DAYS OVER ONE WORD WHEN 6 MILLION ARE AT STAKE

Please, I can only get so errect!

One day you may be!

morning joke

top kek

Honestly though I'm shocked that Jim Acosta hasnt been banned from the White House yet.

He chose wrong.

why are all these reporters so fucking slimy?

has this jew turned against the tribe completely?

beg him to spare my life

Someone earlier said Acosta was kicked out of the oval office because he wouldn't shut up about "shithole."

any sauce?