I want to make Kobayashi my wife

I want to make Kobayashi my wife.

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DELET THIS

Sorry user, she's already married to me.

NO, IT'S CUTE

>husband

>wife
that is a man

You know you don't get the whole family as a package. All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.

Kobayashi is a cute girl!

best grill

That's only a problem if she's 3d.

I want to mind break Kobayashi with my dick so brutally that she will turn away from men forever and return Tooru's feelings.

So you can be Kana's stepdad?

I want to make Kanna my wife.

Kobayashi is the only sexy character from that show.

I bet all the beer Kobayashi drinks goes right to her butt.

Beer only affects the gut.

>not knowing elma is best dragon

Best at being fat.

RIGHT TO HER ASS

Sorry, you must have read "Elma" as "Lucoa"

2 5 y e a r - o l d - s i n g l e w o m a n

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A CAKE

Where is this from? I don't remember seeing this in the show

and a real human being

Plump Kobayashi lips.

Don't tell me what the fuck I read.

Good. Tohru is shit anyway.

Why's that?

Turd-horn go away.

Why does she want to show off her tits so badly?

I want to fondle those soft melons.

What did she mean by this?

You don't even know her name!

that's a perfect match to me

What a great way to convince yourself that she's not a rectangle.

Kobayashi is not attractiveee, get over itttt

I'll marry her once your relationship falls apart.

Stop shitposting, Tohru.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY MY WUFE I'M LIKE 80% THAT'S ILLEGAL

I'll take Kobayashi to Las Vegas and make her mine. There's nothing you can do to stop me.

That's so not okay.

In Vegas she'll have a one night advanture with me and leave you at the altar.

>boring
I'd have fun talking about her interests with her
>apathetic
There's a lot of shit in this world that doesn't need to be cared about
>zero energy
She's chill and when she works she gives it her all. She has way more energy than I do.
>5/10
>implying there's anything wrong with average
>implying she isn't still cute, especially combined with her competence and chill personality
I'd be a little lonely if I didn't see her a lot but we'd have many cute moments on her days off.
If anything she'd be a perfect friend and mate for a lot of people here.

>All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.

that sounds great tbqh

You seem interesting user. You should marry me instead.

But what about Kobayashi?

Look, man. The last time someone stole a dragon's most precious posession, they burned Lake Town to the ground. Water. Whatever.

And a real hero

>they burned Lake Town to the ground.
Nothing of value was lost.

That's cold breh

Don't worry, we can just shoot another lucky arrow at the dragon, especially if there's a million-to-one chance to succeed.
Now, what are the chances of a man standing on one leg with his hat on backwards and a handkerchief in his mouth hitting a dragon's voonerables?

Screw all of you, I was saying I loved Kobayashi when everyone was shitting on her and prople were saying they'd marry her.

I wanted to marry Kobayashi from day one!

Is she wearing JNCOS?

Don't worry not many people are attracted to your ugly waifu. You're free to keep her.

I want to depend on Kobayashi

She'd be perfect for me she can be the bread winner and I'll be a stay at home husband. I'm handy and do the house work I don't give a shit I work from home and I don't do it all the time anyways, So I think we'd be happy. She seem to care about a little girl dragon that isn't even related to her image a son or daughter that IS.

Shit taste.

She already has someone

Came to this series for Kanna, stayed for Kobayashi.

I want to glomp her and hear her muffled voice making a snarky comment.

>Pratchett references on Sup Forums
My god, someone else has good taste!

Just lounge-around sweatpants.

I want to make Lucoa my wife, big sister, and mother.

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I wanted to Marry Kobayashi since the first minute she was introduced.

My favorite character from the whole series.

Same.

are there more animes about completely mundane women?

Actually, using kobayashi as a example to promote family values with the average people on mind its a good idea

Drunk kobayashi is super cute!

anal mania kobayahsi.. HELL YEAH

I want to have drunk sex with Kobayashi!

What is Tohru going to do when Kobayashi does?

Keep the empty apartment clean until Kanna moves back in after Saikawa dies.

I want to make her my sex slave

Do girls actually wear the negligee inside a blouse?

>be Tohru
>wake up at 4 am
>clean up a bit
>make breakfast
>make hot coffee
>open the courtains
>realize kobayashi has been dead for 5 years

it hurts ;_;

it's called a slip.

was she wearing a skirt that episode?

I won't let you.

This. I would love to make Elma my wife.

Why makes Kobayashi so sexual?

her manly appearance

She seems more real personality wise.

By not being sexual.

>Question, is Iruru ok with giving her a dick now and then for my amusement?

Forget about marriage with that worthless human for a minute and heat out this great idea. What if instead of being a stupid human, the human female was actually a magical girl? The show would have been much better this way.

Fafnir pls

>All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.
That translates to "low maintenance" to me. Not a bad thing at all. I don't see it being a good thing marrying a woman who is hyper and wants to got out to party every night.

She and Tooru wanted to turn Kobayashi back into a man when Iruru moved in because they wanted to have Kobayashi's kids. Kobayashi says she is never going to have sex with them, end of story.

I want to hug Kobayashi and cuddle with her in bed.

Ok, how about with me though?

Oyama-san you say the craziest things!

He really gets into his role.

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IT IS NOT A ROLE, I AM A VICIOUS DRAGON THAT COULD LAY WASTE TO THIS WORLD WITH A SINGLE BREATH

Kobayashi is probably the realest nigga in any anime. She actually acts like a real human being.

When do you think Takiya taught Fafnir the joys of shitposting?

Pulling another all-nighter, eh?

>Fafnir
>joy

How do you look in a maid outfit?