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thank you trump, this should be fun

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How funny would it be if he was kidnapped and held hostage.

These numbers that grace us say Conan will be a prisoner in Haiti.

>coordinate entire show around "shithole"
>president and officials debunk it calling it more fake news
>"WHO CARES WE ALREADY BOUGHT OUR PLANE TICKETS ANYWAYS"

What a complete fool.

Mexico is one thing, they have pretty decent cities in the country, but what is he going to show of haiti? the fucking nice hotels and resorts they keep nigger free?

trump curse gets its first cholera victim, can't wait

Jesus what did these idiots do before Trump came along?

it would certainly prove trump correct! so it should happen then! yup, otherwise our president will look like a moron...again!

Rawlin for rape and tortura....

Again for chimpout

Oh look, another DNC pays a faggy redhead to shill for them episode

Unpleasant experience

He'll have an army of private security. They won't show that though

Circlejerked over how amazing Obama was and made fun of Tea Partyers and libertarians

Haiti? What was up in Haiti again?

any "haitians" they feature are guaranteed to be paid actors

So he's going to stay at some resort, protected from the cannibal nigger hordes, and REEEEEEEEEEE about Trump. Oh boy.

This. These celebrities talk shit in public, but you know this guy is going to have a fucking platoon with him at all times because he knows that Trump is right.

Nothing of import will happen and it will be a fluff piece partially funded by the travel industry to attempt to make money off of anti-trumpers

wouldn't be surprised if they just stage the entire thing out of some shitty area in miami

If correct numbers Conan gets attacked by Haitian pirates.

>be Conan
>be tall and a redhead
>go to Haiti because muh Drumpf
>get kidnapped and sacrificed in a voodoo ritual because they think he is a demon

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wow, meme magic opportunity. Make a bunch of fake quotes from Conan in the 90s about Haitians. Try to troll Haitians into attacking him when he gets there.

Conan isn't usually overly political

His wife will be a widow and his children will be orphans. How hilarious would that be?

roiding for conan and a few of his staff getting kidnapped for ransom

they are not his kids

>Try to troll Haitians into attacking him when he gets there.
internet access and literacy figure to be obstacles to this idea, but worthwhile nonetheless

Maybe he has turned
Make the libs think hes anti Trump, then let america see what a shithole haiti really is

I'm rolling for some good old anal HIV. Few years to come and he is going to blame blood transfusion or white privilege for it. Please cap if get.

Literally whenever westerners are doing things in Haiti, they'll be watched by the Haitian army so they won't be robbed and killed by locals. Making Haiti not look like shit is effectively impossible.

i kind of hope he, his soundguy, and his cameraman all get necklaced.

yea what board are they on?

How different is the French language in Haiti vs that of Quebec or France?

winner!!!!!!!!

>Conan gets AIDS, the episode

Holy fuck, going all the way to a shithole nation just to try and disprove how fucked it is to mock a president who may not have even called it a shithole in the first place.

Leftism is cancer, and I'm honestly beginning to hope for civil war so I can shoot a few faggy liberals just to blow off some steam.

fuck off Conan social media intern

if they leave a white female intern outside at 9pm and she's still there in the morning totally un-raped, I'll be convinced it's not a shithole.

This

i'll roll just for a mugging nothing more

Cuba 2.0

You don't need to troll them. They will attack you if they think you have money or food, and Conan already looks the part.

>canadian memeflag
>our
fuck off

Isn't Conan using any opportunity he can to stay relevant? His show is watched by like 12 people every night. There have been rumors, denied of course, of taking Conan's show from Monday-Thursday to one night a week.

Please Kek make it happen

Nah Quebecois is just a dialect of Colonial French. Kreyòl is a language in it's own right. Like Jamaican Patwa.

I bet they wont show anything the average hatian goes through, like having to eat dirt for breakfast lunch and dinner and only for delicacies eating catterpillers

Exploitable

if it even happens at all, these people worship bureaucracy and can't take a piss without signing 17 different waivers, there's almost no way this will happen on quick notice, even if they actually wanted to

>bring an entire TV show to Haiti because of the word "shithole"
Seems excessive. I hope they plan on bringing an audience too, I don't know how funny starving Haitians are going to find a goofy ginger giant.

...what dirt do they have on Conan?

We aren't getting the numerals because we aren't PRAISING his holy name. You know who I'm talkin about

tweet spam at wyclef jean about how conan is exploiting hatians for entertainment.
Jean has large influence on Haitians and can mobilize their chimp out.
Send a few user tip offs to the hatian mafia too telling them there is gonna be some super rich, unarmed pussy whytpipo in town soon.

Don't go Conan!! Africans EAT albinos!

No survivors

Rolling for fire tire

He's stabbed in his hotel room. Media blames his white privilege.

TCS Trump Curse Soon.

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he is dead, he shall suffer greatly

it shall be done

It's true, this board hasn't been praising due to the heavy shilling.
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Maybe the network wants him to get some of that trump bashing ratings. I do remember he did go to Cuba a few years ago.

>go to haiti
>fund and plan staged events with actors
>never actually delve into hait without armed security off camera
>haitian politicians provide secondary protection unit and plan safe course
>get hiv from toilet seat

Bet Conan is raped or robbed within the first 20 minutes of arriving in Haiti.

Jesus?

PPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE

That won't be the only one he'll bump into. If he pisses of the locals they'll invoke the saints.

He turned to shit when he left NY for LA

>Haiti
>Not a shithole

Get someone famous in a suit it get act all flustered and upset and boom suddenly whatever they say is the current liberal opinion. You people are ruled by Hollywood.

No one is more vomit inducing than 2 scoops Colbert, this faggot cannot go 3 seconds on his show without mentioning Trump.
Amazing part is liberals are not sick of it yet.

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Most of them aren't. Their Jewish puppetmasters are just demanding more now. No choice.

Rollin for random machete attack

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>Conan isn't usually overly political
And yet here he is shilling.
Think of the ratings and money a late night show could make if they attempted to appear apolitical.
They just can't help themselves.

I wonder how many guards he’ll have and how well armed they’ll be,
Rolling

Or ends up as a Zombi for some Voodoo priest.

>d his cameraman
Tony

That is like woman doing a run through the middle east on foot in order to prove that she won't be raped. Ridiculous. Someone who would attempt to do such a thing and get raped in the process should not be surprised.

inb4 his PA Sona gets raped or murdered

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I'm sick of Conan going on breaks. He's there for one week and mysteriously disappears to do a live broadcast overseas. Two or three weeks of absence is too long.

bye bye conan

Conan will be pozz'd.

Hey! You leave Sona out of this! She's a beautiful and lovely creature.

It'll be like that time we asked Emma Watson to spend a week in a migrant camp with no security.

Google Haiti. Click images.

Perhaps Hillary has an order for some fresh kids, seems like a good excuse.

TRUMP CURSE TRUMP CURSE TRUMP CURSE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

And they'll vet the "locals" they meet

Cirno get best get

he will be necklaced by niggers if they have any gasoline or tires left
czexh em kunts

His will be done.

wow, didn't know you could do that

Someone get an E-celeb to follow him and report on the armies escorting him and clearing zones before he enters

I would donate to expose his sham

>thank you trump, this should be fun
inb4 he doesn't leave his 5 star hotel and claims that's how all of Haiti looks.

Or he'll go to the absolute shithole places and blame their situation on Whites, Republicans, Trump and/or Capitalism.

>it would certainly prove trump correct! so it should happen then! yup, otherwise our president will look like a moron...again!
Why do you believe the media's propaganda without question?

Conan isn't even a newscaster...he's a talkshow host that used to be a writer on the Simpsons.

no digits so far because youre forgetting haiti is in the underworld, vodou reigns supreme.

to pull digits call upon the dark spirits,
RISE CITIZENS OF AFE
come OGOUN, revered as a god of WAR, protector of good over EVIL

Reminder that Conan is a Jew.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I
Look how genuinely angry he gets.

>BAWWW, people are "mocking" someone with a high-profile, public service job, as if dealing with that shit isn't widely known to be a part of that job
You should print and fill out pic related.

lol - that red-headed faggot will spend big to fake it and make it seem like it's NOT a shithole - It would be great if he got killed during a strong-arm robery on his way to the Hotel. Fucking liberal faggot.

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>conan heads to haiti to mock Trump

yay, another whore for the jew