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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #45 1/15/18
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>Pres Trump leaving WPalm Beach FL for DC 1/15/18
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>VP Pence laying wreath @MLK Jr Memorial 1/15/18
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>Pres Trump remarks before dinner @Mar-A-Lago 1/14/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
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>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
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>Pres Trump @Walter Reed for annual physical 1/12/18
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>Pres Trump signs MLK Jr Day Proclamation 1/12/18
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>SoS T-Rex @148th Civil Service Orientation Class 1/12/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/Saudi FM al Jubeir 1/12/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/12/18
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>This Week @State 1/12/18
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>DoD Press Brief (Gen Dunford/Dana White) 1/11/18
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>Pres Trump leads Prison Reform Roundtable 1/11/18
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>VP Pence @Grand Opening of AFWERX Vegas 1/11/18
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>VP Pence @Nellis AFB 1/11/18
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>mentally ill
>cant read
>score 30/30
MASAKA SHIMATA

they hide it well. We don't HAVE history in school anymore user we have "Social Studies". Think about that for a moment

AWOOVEMENT

From Obama's doctor no less. They have nothing to fall back on but incoherent screaming.

Friendly reminder that "degeneracy" is just a meme buzzword for people who don't like to have fun.

Everytime I see a "all non-virgin girls are useless whores" post all I think of is a 19 year old virgin incel who's incapable of getting laid so he wants to ruin it for the alphas that can actually get some pussy. Either that or it's some 40 year old with a fat wife and 3 ugly kids who's just whining about sour grapes because he can't slam 18 year old emo girl pussy on Tinder.

I mean, I would get mad and jealous too, it's a natrual reaction but try not to be so obvious. Or better yet, learn how to play the game and stop being a salty little faggot.

I love Kellyanne.

I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Sup Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.

I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero.

Reminder that Twitter has been told many times to implement 2-factor authentication to prevent attacks like this, but refuse to because "it isn't perfect" and "we have better uses of our resources"

What kind of shit-ass commie school you go to?

>Yeah, Joe, I read a lot, a lot of variety in what I read. For example, one time I read this autopsy report, and there were so many things that didn't add up.

>does your no-link include bullet-points?

>thehill.com/latino/369242-bipartisan-group-to-introduce-daca-bill-in-house

Any drawfags here that dont mind adding an awoo to this photo?

Nice try degenerate

How red are these areas?
Is dividing California worth the risk?

>We don't HAVE history in school anymore user we have "Social Studies
Depends on the state; but a lot of places you have social studies til hs, then actual history classes (MI standard is 1 yr world, 1 yr us, and a govt class req iirc)

I will but only for your rarest joe

>they put it in the "latino" section

rhodesia wasn't mentioned once in the entirety of my schooling

Dividing Cali would be great.

>degeneracy can only be decried by the morally upstanding
Bullshit.
t. degenerate

>mexican intellectual

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haha. The orange area would still be a democrat state.

did joe is joe's brother ever get the apology he wanted from trump

excepting the northern coastal areas they are all quite red
inland is farmers and south coastal san diego area is huge military

look up the jefferson state proposal and educate yourself. this is inevitable

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How? Did your lectures on modern Africa just not mention decolonization?

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They're both dem states, it's a trick. JEFFERSON OR BUST

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>I now recognize fellow Michanons by their images
It's a comfy feel

Don’t trust this man! He’s a known Joe thief!

There's enough red there, and enough lack of instant win from LA and SF, to galvanize the republicans to turn this into a purple state at the very least.

someone has to

You'd get more traction if you just posted key points here.

FISA VOTE (WIP):
Republican caucus voting in favor:
Graham
Corker
Collins
Cassidy
Toomey
Risch
Crapo
Alexander
Shelby
Young
Rounds
Roberts
Kennedy
McConnell
Cornyn

Democrat caucus voting in favor:
Hassan
Cortez Masto
Klobuchar
King
McCaskill
Shaheen
Manchin
Jones
Duckworth
Warner
Heitkamp
Reed
Nelson
Whitehouse
Donnelly
Casey

Hey its that secret service agent with the fake hand

> "degeneracy" is just a meme buzzword

Back to your drug den, degenerate.

reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/7qpdhc/rep_pramila_jayapal_will_not_be_attending_trumps/

Look at this entire plebbit thread. The amount of pure salt Trump causes these people daily is enough for a lifetime

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>comic sans
Are you from /tg/ britfriend?

how rude
Great Michawoo, thank you!
Let me look, I think I have a super rare one on my laptop. Worth transferring.

Republican caucus voting against:
Heller
Murkowski
Paul
Moran
Lee
Cruz
Daines
Gardner

Democrat caucus voting against:
Schumer
Schatz
Cardin
Wyden
Bennet
Sanders
Murray
Harris
Kaine
Hirono
Coons
Brown
Stabenow
Smith
Markey
Warren

Indeed.

>rato was 2 years ago

>a blue state and a purple state is better than one blue state
How is Colorado turning out?

Dementia Don narrative BTFO, will Joe is Joe disavow himself?

If you could add this awoo: to the photo, I have a super rare Joe incoming. I'll deliver just give me a sec

Purple minimum, high prob red. The very fact that CA would no longer be guaranteed 55 EV would permanently cripple the Democratic party.

Sweet

No, sadly, so all those memes I made are useless now.

>Schumer is against it

Jesus this was two years ago people were calling me dumb for betting on Trump.

This is the superior model. At least 1 guaranteed red state (Jefferson) and East California would be pretty even.

>Is dividing California worth the risk?
I am prepared to take the risk
we got nothing to lose

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such a powerful interview

>Great Michawoo
It's the wrong colors; but nice to see one with Tahquamenon in it

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what would you do for a Millie gf?

You guys will still shill for Dementia Don when he becomes Amnesty Don too

>Agent Wojak r-reporting for duty sir

>Trump on morning joe
haha... ;_;

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Hey goyim, I hope you’re enjoying today’s episode of Tucker Larperstein Tonight.
Our guests tonight will be Ben Shapiro, Sen jeff flake, future senator Mitt romney, and Richard Spencer
Tucker will again autistically yell over fake guests and embarrass himself, but Sup Forums will claim he won the argument as always.

If we kick out San Jose.

quiet time now, user

Your narratives are dead.

when is the real vote?

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You're daft if you don't think they would still have mid- to low- forties. I just don't have that much faith in the state of Jefferson

reminder

These shill threads need to stop. No one supports the Dotard.

Colorado was a red that went purple. Which is bad because it hurt Reps. The other way neuters Dems.

Grosse Pointe reporting in

Come back in 30 minutes. No, wait. Dont.

I don't know what I'd have to do, but doesn't she have children?

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Sacramento and Santa Clara are in the wrong side. It's a trap

a lot

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>Pres Trump @Conversation w/Women of America 1/16/18
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I'm glad for her, she seems like a very sweet girl. I hope she's happy

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>tfw only became a Davi fan after seeing this interview
How many other musicians/actors are raking in the Trump cash?

Fuck. its over guys

Thanks bud

2016 presidential election results, showing a strong Republican presence in the proposed State of Jefferson

100% accurate

No dice. East California would have voted for Hillary.

Tbh, Jefferson is the only part of the state we can safely break off. Even the Central Valley is at risk of being lean-Dem in a decade or two

i think i was still "nappin' with carson" back then

Just got home from the doctors, about to have a large rapidly growing hard lump in my neck removed and biopsied. Slightly worried.

I saw that Trump just had his medical including a demanded cognitive test. How much coverage is it getting, and how hard are libs seething?

Fuck nevermind about Sacramento, not sure where I got that.

This always makes me smile

yes, today she mentioned her two year old
some video of her in red here
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100% because of all the beans in san diego

It's not Jefferson you dingus - the north, the central valley, the High Sierra, the Mojave, Orange County, and San Diego would all be splitting from the coast of Los Angeles to Silicon Valley. Everything outside that small strip leans red, hard red if you exclude illegals, which San Diegans want in spite of Hollywood and San Fran meddling. California is a state of 40-50 million people, of which about 20-25 reside in the LA and Bay Area Metros alone - the rest is spread across the state, and that's why Republicans lose CA.
"Old California" would have about 30 ECV and New California would have about 25.

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>we can never go back to the /comfy/ morning joe featuring Trump getting mika wet
feels bad man

More than I'd do for a Brooke, much less than I'd do for gargoyle feet

I want to believe, but I just don't think it would turn out any different than a deep blue state plus a purple state, resulting in status quo. It might even get us another Flake and McCain in the Senate