New California

Holy shit please let this happen. Best fucking timeline.

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Well ... that is because we aren't fucking hipsters who run through the world with a rucksack thinking they'll find their special snowflake meaning in life. our society is our family, which also includes work and you could say that a lot of nords are proud to contribute to that, even though it's getting shittier because of governments being undermined by leftist radicals.

i wouldn't expect americans to relate, i certainly can't to them either. i have never seen so many ignorant, superficial and uneducated people in my life as i did in the states. your live is average and uninteresting, you don't have any culture except consumerism, your entire nation struggles needlessly because of your through and through corrupt and broken government. the most interesting thing i get to hear is that someone got shot around that corner and how the NRA is the best thing ever

t. german

Commiefornia breaking apart like the USSR. Its poetic in a way.

If you ever studied history, Congress will never allow a new state without a balancing counter party state or a extraordinary reason (Hawaii). If a projected red state were to be included, then democrats would justifiably argue to find another blue area to call a state. This would easily be Puerto Rico. Yeah, nah. NorCal isnt red or special enough to outweigh the horrible prospect of an island of socialist spics represented in congress

Upstate New York should do this as well

CALIFORNIA FIRST
NEW YORK NEXT

SPBP when will you guys think they will start crying and saying "It wasnt real socialism"

Just what we need, 2 more socialist senators.

1 - funny that leftists think this upsets Trump voters.

2 - on what grounds would this separatist state be a part of America?

Can someone fill me in? I always thought California was THE MOST cucked state in America, so what is New California? Cucked? Uncucked?

Jefferson has always been deep red and based. I’m not sure about southern fags, never been down there, never will. But anything is better than being cucked by SF and LA.

Larping, at it's best. Never gonna happen. But I support the news covering the idea that CA is "ungovernable" under Democrats.

big if true

>mfw this happens then NYC + LI + Orange & Westchester becomes its own state

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actually california is heavily republican, just like new york. But because of the cities which are heavily liberal swing blue.

The fact that NCA doesn't include the major cities on the coast is encouraging.

This is how West Virginia was created.

Don't forget Alaska
(My family will stop trying to kill each other, I promise)

This is how the revolution starts in the Turner Diaries. The whites take over California.

Have any of you chuckleheads read it?

Why is this pasta fucking everywhere. What is the original source?

You mean because most of the population is liberal it swings liberal.

And yes, liberals tend to live in the cities because that's where the money is at.

I don't believe that shit for a minute.

Even your republican politicians suck dick.

the legion will crush them

HOLY FUCK ITS NOT FAKE

>The star will gorge itself on clay

Irrelevant. America will be perpetually Democrat by 2050.

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

Didn't the civil war have something to do with that

I wouldn't be so sure, the NCR has a mailman. A very pissed off mailman.

It did 100 percent. Virigina committed treason, WV did not.

If this happens new cal will be 2 socialists and old cal 2 republicans

Godspeed, you beautiful bastards.

The NCR won't leave quietly. The legion can count on that

>tfw living in monterey county
I never asked for this

Checked

PLEASE

>LA in ventura county, oh man

witnessed
oh lordy

RINOs aren't republicans, they're temporarily confused socialists.

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>live in city
>make $40/hr
>can barely affort 2br apartment

>live in rural area
>make $28/hr
>can afford large 2000sq ft 4br house on 4 acres of land

I would work in a city but as far as living in one never would happen I would commute if need be. Only niggers and poor people live in city while the rich live out of town or in the gated urbs

Oh dear

IM TRYING TO SELL MY HOUSE AND MOVE TO TN
IT BETTER NOT SPLIT BEFORE I LEAVE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the FUCKING LEAF was right

haha, stupid california, you're not texas. because unlike texas, you will quickly die out with the lack of resources. i knew you were all retarded, but i didnt think you were THAT retarded

Sup Forums should be pushing this shit everywhere.

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Wew

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>77
THE PROPHESY
IT WASN'T RUSSIA IT WAS CALIFORNIA
WE WERE LOOKING AT THE WRONG BEAR THE WHOLE TIME

Please let this happen

Why there is part of SF metropolitan area that isn't dumped into liberal shithole? Do rural rednecks need some urban areas to generate tax revenue from? San Diego and Orange county need to go as well.

Bear has left the cave while ago. California grizzly bear has been extinct since 1924.

thats against the USAs state rules.
New states cant be made of places that are already states

So why would that apply in this situation with california? Sure the state government sucks but it's not in a state of rebellion.

No. Give me a quick run down

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT YOUR SOILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEED YOOOOOOOOOUR SOIIIIIIIIIIIL.

WAR!

that was a stupid, vague prediction that is still entirely bullshit. Single digit confirms this.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT ONE IS NEXT FUCK

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Q user is a goddamn sentient AI, isn't it?

degenerates like u belong on a cross

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE INVOKING SOME SERIOUS POWERS BROTHER THE RIDE NEVER ENDS IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

The rod and the ring will strike. I think thats the next one.

holy fuck that map, based New California is 10x better than Commiefornia

You like the sight of your own blood?

fucking WEW

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

He's here.

Won't matter, dems just inject illegal mexicunts to the New Cali, some referendum is held, (((SOMEHOW))) everyone in New Cali votes to become one Cali again. You forget that democracy fails once you control the voters.

>New California
>it's all the places even California wants to fuck off
Pottery

The flag my knee-grow, the flag

We should do everything we can to support this. New California is essentially all the White and saveable parts of the state. Coastal California will almost 100% vote to secede completely from the Union after any such split. Then, America can just treat Coastal California like America’s Gaza ie. build a giant wall around it, deport other browns there, and randomly conduct military operations there every three or four years to remind them whos boss

Do you have the full image? Someone here must. We're breaking base reality again. KEKS BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS

please happen
please happen
please happen
please happen
please happen

>based conservatives from libshit states
no thanks. we have enough of you faggots in texas telling us how conservative the spics would be if we were more inclusive, wanting to bring faggots in to the republican party because "dude it's 2018," we need women to represent our movement so liberals will like us, etc.

you guys are shit and are left of our democrats so stay in your shithole and stop ruining ours with your cuck neocon bullshit

PRAISE KEKISTAN xD xD SHADILAY MY BROTHERS THIS IS SOME TRUE MEME MAGIC RIGHT NOW RIGHT BROTHERS xD PRAISE KEK HE IS AMONG US xD

wait so i'm trying to piece this together

>Three branches will become one.
Trump presidency taking all 3
>An island will drift away.
Not sure
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
N.K. Missile launch
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
North California
>Idols will speak and move about.
#METOO
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
Not Sure, ISIS conquest maybe?
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
Hurrican Harvey
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
Not Sure
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
Not Sure
>The ravens will starve.
Not Sure
>The bear will leave its cave forever.
Caliexit
>The rod and the ring will strike.
????

Am I missing something here?

NEW CALIFORNIA

WHAT'S THE FLAG LOOK LIKE?

New California is basically the rural areas and they want to separate because of high taxes. California would be basically just LA, San Francisco, Sacramento and sorroundings. So New California would be likely less cucked than regular California.

Holy shit anons we are at Kekcon 1

Checked

>Single digit confirms this.
Okay

dumbasses ITT
It's so libshits can get more Senators since they can't geographically expand. Cali doesn't need partitioned it needs to secede.

Anyone been to San Luis Obispo? How is it?

k den

>new california forms
>old california needs money asap
>jacks up the price of water to new california
>new california gets destroyed in utilities fees

Same. I'm a right winger in Ventura county so this is just...

THE BEAR
AND
THE BULL

Eternally BTFO

unironically this
WE DUH JOOS NAO

Jesus CHRIST

The funny part is the blue cant survive on its own while the yellow can. The commies will live in their little fever dream until the taxation bankrupts them

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I don't have it saved, unfortunately. I've put shadilay on a loop for the duration of the thread to help with the meme magic. Let the chaos come, brother.

It’s nice, expensive, but nice

Name the coastal area Pozzland and wall it off forever.

can PA kick out Philly pls

Ha you have underestimated our retardation power!

Is the other way around swede. New California would be Republican (rural areas who want lower taxes).