You are born in Japan as Japanese

You are born in Japan as Japanese

What do?

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Buy a Rem VR and spend the rest of my life there.

Live a productive life while trying to avoid contributing to the vegetarian man problem.

Kill myself because your country sucks my fuck

>study hard
>fail to get into top school
>kill myself
>logan paul films my corpse for laughs

>study hard
>work hard
>get married to 2d virtual waifu Liru
Die in suicide forest

shitpost about koreans on japanese Sup Forums.

Immediately commit sudoku

this, or kill my family

...

Get swoll

That depends
Boy or girl?
If boy then grow up to become a salaryman then kill myself
If girl then learn English and find a Sup Forumsack to leech off from

man or woman?

Get a qt nip waifu, and become engineer, so I don't dissapoint my family.

Well, I would do what I would always do. Start an anarcho-syndicalist underground website, spread convincing lies about the authority, raid corporations, government buildings, and the like, and finally, organize either a Blanquist revolution or Marxist revolution, and propel the new world forward starting with Japan.

Same thing I do right now, only I'd be speaking Japanese. I'd just live as a middle management wage slave and fap to trap porn.

お母さんのおっぱいもらう。

俺は赤ちゃんだべさ。

>be nip
>be 2018
>shakai has degraded
>commit seppuku

Japan could have a trillion dollar porn industry with this type of creative genius driving them, if only they didn't have blurry vagoos

Become a Yakuza and fuck Jap cuties.

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annex korea again

cock carroussel?

Go to Thailand and get ripped off and overcharged by prostitutes like all the Japanese here do.

Enjoy my ethnostate before the heebs ruin it all. Slap around some fat jap tiddies. Play crazy games. Watch crazy tv. Eat well. Get a good education. Shitpost on pol.

>live in small rural town close to the coast
>spend my days fishing, hiking and shitposting
>avoid the geopolitical nonsense that is consuming young people around me
>rejoice in homogeneous uniformity and be happy there are no muslims here
>actually grow as an individual instead of getting butthurt by far left or far right drivel

South Koreans are the new Japanese so I would pretend I was Korean. I might even make up a cool story of how I escaped from the North and fought for days.

Literally fill up windex bottles with my semen and impregnate passerbys

Smoke me some of dat green tea

Compose anime intro and credit music.

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Tokyo and Los Angeles are the two porn giants of the entire world.

Honor my emperor

I commit sudoku for i am 35 with out a wife or high school deploma, and must restore my families honor.

>This

Join Yakuza, lost finger, have sick tats

spread Islam all around Japan

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Karoshi desu

how attractive am i on the japanese scale?

rape and murder my classmate and get away with it.

>Be me Pajeet, but luckily born in Japan in another dimension.
>Small eyes, can't see much.
>Very small penis but can't complain because ashamed I'll be laughed upon.
>Watch anime all day.
>Parents don't love me because I don't know addition and multiplication tables.
>Get bullied in school everyday.
>See my qt crush getting railed by Yakuza boss's son.
>Masturbate to it everyday.
>Sleep in despair.
>Can't play Cricket because nobody even knows cricket in that shit stain country.
>Immigrate to India on a boat.
>Suddenly everything is so nice and better than Japan.
>Ideal Fascist Hindu Society.
>Everybody is Religious.
>Qts are traditional and very beautiful.
>Already jizz all over my pants.
>Follow my Dharma.
>Get allotted toilet scrubbing because I'm apparently a low caste.
>Love it cuz it's the best what I can do.
>Gets paid in Rupees.
>Life is in easy mode.
>Flips to inferior Japs monkeys.

THE END

japans lifestyle and dedication to work is too much for me

Sit in the safety of my ethnostate and practice Kendo. Also get mommy BJ's to help me study for entrance exams.

I work hai

I et dah noo dough

Get penis extension.

Nothing. What is there to do? This is so retarded

>toilet
this is how we know its fake

GAY

I wasn't born a Nip to be degenerate all over again.

I murder anything with a tentacle and have some Nip babies. Try and find some affordable place to live to raise a family.

Not as retarded as believing race doesn't exist.

Well its not Just me even members of the Alt-Right are starting to get away from the term "race" and are starting to use terms like "sub-species"

Mend a Samari sword.

Work 17 hours a day in school/university. No gf. No social skills. Get job where you work 17 hours a day

Kill yourself or Become hikikomori because life is too much pressure

Work hard in school so I can get into a good college so I can get a good salary job at a successful company and use my money and social status to impress a japanese woman then raise a family and encourage my children to work hard in school so the cycle can continue.
>or the pressure and high standards will be too much for me to handle so I will develop social anxiety and continue to live at home playing 10 year old video until I hang myself and my poor mother (who shouldn't have enabled me) has to bear the agony of losing her only child.

Uh huh...

Talk about a sex party

Its true im not talking about the guys on youtube like alternative hypothesis or even JF who is a biologist but dosen't currently work in the feild, but says stuff like "just beacuse its a social construction dosen't mean it dosen't exist, we can scan brain and skin and see unique genetic differences"

Stay there and never have to deal with niggers!

>study
>apply to us school
>Get scholarship
>get job in america
>become rich because iq is legit
>marry another Asian

>be me Anontarou, luckily not born in India
>shitpost my way into learning english
>into Sup Forums stuff so I get jimmies rustled when I see indians and their lack of care into what they produce
>"about right, close enough" -- the country
>daily reminders in the youtube comments, always the laziest, plain obvious, most stupid comments are from indians
>Always wojak tier rage reactions "Sir the indians are Asian dear sir. Please." whenever the subject of Asia is brought up.
>Whenever I try not to be biased, scams, "several vs. one" raping get me back to my initial views on the issue.
>(hiroshimoot is a fuck head tho, fuck his scamming spyware on Sup Forums and the clickbait ads)
>mild curry is practical though. Useful to conserve the leftovers for several days and lazy dinners.

By far the worst thing about being Japanese is how hard they have to work at everything. School up until college is extremely hard compared to Western countries, and once you're in the workforce you are a slave working 12 hours a day even though it's not "required" - due to Japanese culture you have to appear as though you're working hard all the time so you stay late at work just staying busy and accomplishing nothing.
If I could steer my life even as a kid I would go to the easiest, most prestigious middle and high school possible so that I can actually enjoy my childhood and adolescence. No competing to get into the best high school, no cram school, etc.
I would be the most delinquent I possibly could without actually getting in trouble with the law or seriously embarrassing my family. Then I would focus on girls, because we all know Japanese schoolgirls are the best thing in the universe.
After becoming an adult I'd study for the SAT and then go to college in the US if I had the financial means, since I wouldn't be prepared for Japanese college at all. Would continue to date Japanese girls as well as adding Americans into the mix.
After college I'd pursue my passion of writing while working an undemanding job in Japan, maybe working at a cafe or something where I can meet a lot of people. While I wouldn't be wealthy I'd be happy as I'd have plenty of friends and former sweethearts around from my carefree days of youth. Maybe I'll marry one of them and live a simple life while trying to make it as a writer.
...Fuck that sounds great, I need to re-evaluate my real life.

>easiest, most prestigious
Meant to say *least prestigious

Become a NEET.

>be me
>light skinned Indian
>6'1
>High caste

Probably be on 2ch instead of Sup Forums

doesnt matter

Vaginas are the least attractive part of the female body. If you really enjoy looking at flappy lips, you might be a degenerate. There's nothing sweeter than the curves, the tits and a beautiful face.

What caste? Im curious as to how that stuff works. Tell us how it affects you?

Drink sake and smoke seven stars.

>be mechanic and work on cars
>become touge king
>develop doujin games in my free time

Pretty chill plan tbqh

>become salaryman
>shitpost on 2ch until balding middle-age
>grow out my wiry japanese body hair
>put on weight
>stop showering
>blackmail someone's schoolgirl waifu for sex until they fall pregnant
>bleach hair and move out of town

Become a samurai

>be jap me
>still a virgin
>no friends
>mediocre grades
>no gainful employment
>consider visting yosemite where i plan to FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Probably either drink till I die, or kill myself in the forest and some gaijin films me

I want to live in Japan anyways

But, not happening.

Enjoy the ethnostate and run for office to keep all the gajins out

>What do?
fugg japanese grills

>realize I’m Japanese
>buys Samauri Sword
>gets on both knees
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.jpg
>proceed to impale my stomach with sword
>die

Start groping girls on the train

Move to Hokkaido, befriend a elderly potato farming couple with no children, during the summer I farm potatoes and rear cows and in winter I run a coffee van beside a ski field.

Deny warcrime
Troll Koreans
Pretend to be Indian

What I'm trying to do now while as a black American.

>Working hard towards one day opening my own engineering firm.
>Owning a fully restored and modernized 280z
>Living as close as possible to work
>Having my NEET tier battle station.
>Actually try and go out and get laid.

I'd be more happy there then here

>Deny warcrime
Japan committed no war crimes. The mass rape of your islands was a great service to humanity. They should have raped your people out of existence, you damn dirty flip.

masturbate to top quality hentai

Get a nip qt gf and go camping

Japanese farmers turn rice fields into paintings
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Mystery Island in Tokyo, unknown: Aogashima
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seppeku

Japan is a dying country ripe to be raped by nuclear weapons once again.

right..

Not reproduce

wait what is happening to the signs?

Probably get a faggy haircut.

Speak the most beautiful language.

Commit seppuku upon birth

>Qts are traditional and very beautiful.
right, the beautiful ones only have a mustache and sideburns while the ugly ones have unibrows and bears, too.

>What do?

Remove kebab.

Join far-right organization to deport all gaijin.
Including married and children. Including all of you.

>glorious Nipon
>the sun rises above both the bustling modern cities and small rural towns alike
>plains of grass and majestic mountains glow brightly with the sun's ascent
>I am born as birds begin their morning choir, heralding my arrival into this world
>mother Nanako and father Tatsuya beam with joy as I am placed into my mother's arms as the dawn breaks through the hospital window and softly kisses my yet to be opened eyes, reflecting gently off my father's slicked back hair and black framed glasses
>I am taken by cab from the sterile and well-staffed hospital to my new home, father cradling me gently and beaming with pride in the back seat of the stylishly furnished transport
>my first real smell is that of a pleasant dew provided by the cab's air freshner
>we arrive at our home - a modest two-story house on a street lined with similar modest two-story houses
>a name plaque out front reads "Nakamura"
>a man on a bike rides past on the narrow one way road
>I am taken inside
>the home is clean and modern, furnished with western carpeting instead of traditional mats, a large living room with pictures of loved ones and outdoor sceneries on the walls, white leather couches line the walls around a flat-screen TV and a low cabinet underneath it
>I am brought into what is to be my room for the foreseeable future and placed into my crib
>my parents beam as they watch me sleeping calmly
>mother is as exhausted from giving birth as I am from being born
>when I awake, I promptly shit myself
>commit sepuku immediately to spare my family the shame

wait for kek's prophecy and commit sudoku