Last Jedi SJW crap doesn’t go down well in China

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Put ridiculous chink in stupid side plot to get Chinese market.

Chinese see through it and tell you to fuck off.

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getting pulled from theaters. Made less than Rogue One.

Since Luke got killed off in a horrible way, I bet Episode 9 bombs in the west as well.

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Chinks here hate the black guy and the fugly asian

everyone here hates the chink and nigger and the jew kylo

They could have removed that chink from the movie and it literally would have been the same. Except maybe Finn would have killed himself and been actually useful for once.

If you want that movie to do well in China, you gotta make that white chick in that movie bang a Chinaman. It would rustle a lot of people but that's what they gotta do if they want Chinese money.

There is a fan edit floating around online that removes most of the female characters. Apparently it's a big improvement.

More like its 90% references to 30 year old movies, that the Chinese haven't seen.
This Star Wars mania that the USA experiences doesn't exist elsewhere, and certainly not in Asia.

Fun Fact: China can browse Sup Forums.

But we need China for diversity. Not a damn thing else, just diversity. Because it makes us stronger. Especially when we force them to learn English because we’re not interested in learning Chinese.

Heard about it here, been looking for the video with no luck, sounds like an improvement though

terrible casting

You don't need white guy bang chink gal, just white guy and white gal sell. Although that pairing is more Haram in jewood.

chinese r not retarded sjw

>Since Luke got killed off in a horrible way, I bet Episode 9 bombs in the west as well.
its less about luke and more that everyone is so damn ugly in the movie. personally i can get around protagonists not being models and stuff
but the script sucks and none of them being good actors in the first place

>personally i can get around protagonists not being models and stuff

On the other hand, it's so fucking clear that the cast of new Star Wars main films is unattractive by purpose. Kelly Marie Tran looks cuter in many of her promo pictures than she looks like as a character she plays in a fucking Disney movie.

no that's still ugly

didnt watch, is tht the asian in the movie?

also of course she's gonna look better in her promos
that's what gets shown potential directors

yes

She's one of the new main characters. Pic related. She blacks herself in the end by suddenly confessing her love and kissing Finn which was stupid, there was no romantic tension between her and Finn at all.

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why

episode 9 will do badly in the WEST because Luke Skywalker was aborted from the franchise.

As for China, they want to see pretty White People in Hollywood movies.

>Chinese haven't seen
>star wars mania doesn't exist outside the U.S.
ASAINS FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS

>As for China, they want to see pretty White People in Hollywood movies.
they actually said they like Will Smith because he's handsome

>just white guy and white gal sell
exactly this, The Chinese watch a American film expecting it to be White People and no diversity at all, in fact they they don't really care nor want asian in the film otherwise they would watch chinese films

no they don't

Disney just had to inject sjw bullshit into a fantasy world. Those dummies are in the movie business and they don't understand that people go to movies to escape their daily lives, not for Shlomo the kike to jam his anti-White agenda down our throats. Does anyone really believe there were niggers beneath the stormtrooper exoskeleton? Jesus, they'd have been covered in chicken grease and watermelon juice. Fukk (((Disney))).

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Not really.

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Is there an edit that puts it in the trash, because that’s where it belongs.

The movie would've been better off letting fin aloha snack bar the cannon thing. It would've been a good conclusion to his arc an poetic in a way.

>former storm trooper single handedly gives the rebellion a chance to escape


But seriously why did purple hair think that cornering themselves would've been a good idea? Literally no part of her plan would've worked because eventually they would've ran out off food/water and or the first order decides to bring in a door buster, like they did.
They actively thought that allowing a superior force to lay siege to a fortress heald by a severely diminished force was a good idea. Albeit the thing was nigh impregnable, but then the Not!empire pulled a mini death star out of its ass.

It's been said before, but this whole trilogy is just bad fanfiction.

The slope was Vietnamese, not Chinese.

Chinese HATE south east Asians, and think they're basically animals (the same way they think niggers are animals)

Star Wars is the brand of brands
they think they can get away with it because it is Star Wars
Its so popular the masses will eat that shit up

But what they fail to understand that you have to be careful with it because it is Star Wars
Did they forget how fucked George Lucas got by fanboys?

EA thought they could put in the worst pay 2 win system because EVERYONE LIKES STAR WARS
Disney thought they could pull any shit because EVERYONE LIKES STAR WARS

now what you're left with is a highly successful movie, with everything it after not being profitable at all. look at any toy section and no one is buying

keksemus maximus

makes sense why they love Transformers so much

Wow. I love China now.
Fuck that purple haired chick (((capitan)))

>now what you're left with is a highly successful movie, with everything it after not being profitable at all. look at any toy section and no one is buying

Let's not forget all the fans that decided to give Disney and Kathleen Kennedy an arse fucking after that last debacle of a movie. Who's still going to pay to watch those pieces of shit films Kennedy puts out? I mean fuck they can't even be arsed to make a proper plot.

Why'd they choose an ugly chink? There's so many hot ones!
In China, good looks are really important. China hasn't endogenized the idea that ugly/diverse = beautiful. They still believe in aesthetic principles.
Seems like a weird oversight. If the Rose character was hot, they'd have made like $200m more. Disney should hire me as a fucking localisation consultant sheeeit

episode 9 and Han Solo are still going to be commercially successful
but Han Solo is already looking like a mess lol

Yes, she is, but she fucked what could be a nice end. By the way, all womans in that movie fucked everything, without them the movie would be much more enjoyable.

Absolutely average woman, dude. She's not above a 5/10 for women her age in Asia. And that's with the benefit of a pro photoshoot, lighting, and touch-up.

Those ain't superstar good looks, I'll fucking tell you that much.

Poor ole nigga got saddled with a real dog. Couldn't even an hero out of it.
The film made me feel some real sympathy for the black man's plight.

>Chinese see through it and tell you to fuck off.

The movie received just as much criticism over here, the only problems are the (((marketing))) companies, (((SJW))-infiltration of journalism and man-children in the west that waged a massive internet shilling battle to appease their slave masters.

(((They))) don’t have the time or want to spend the money to do this with the Chinese market.

I see no one is mentioning that chick in the shiney armor from game of Bones? Was she just not in it or did they kill her off pretty quickly

Doesn't the chink they put in get BLACKED too? I haven't seen the movie. I had chalked up this movie to an instance where kikes sacrifice shekels in order to push as much pozz as possible to get their shekel's worth.

They didn't hate it because there was a chink kissing a nigger, they hated that the chinks were Vietnamese and not (((Chinese))).

>Fun Fact: China can browse Sup Forums.
I'm pretty sure Sup Forums is blocked access in Chinka

all the actors are ugly
choosing below average looking actors to be protagonists honestly isn't that bad of an idea
it's less superficial, and more nuanced. i mean why do all heroes need to be unreachable ideals? shouldn't heroes be heroes for who they are and not what they are?
but even doing that the characters are still very superficial. i mean Rey doesn't go through any strife, she's literally CHOSEN BY THE FORCE because fuck you she's special just cause.

Because they want all characters to be ugly and/or "normal". Their fucking goal is to make everyone believe they can be a jedi

Yeah, but it's coming. How long can they actually shit on the saga if they piss in the face of all fans?

The Han Solo film is dead, methinks. Kathleen Kennedy fired so many directors investment bankers should start betting on it.

It would be a shame to see a pretty Asian girl get so calluously blacked at the end of the movie

Damn. I'd fuck that.

Wait, her tits are fake, right?

thing about star wars is that it was about the adventures of a small and close knit band of heroes and friends. with all these side characters who are wiser and smarter because reasons they've lost that. now it's just mediocre sci-fi, rather than a mono-myth samurai epic in white face.

Rian Johnson fucked her off at the end of the film with a shit death. That character was so fucking useless.

Sup Forums itself isnt blocked, but captcha is.

Even with makeup she looks like an abject pan face. I can't even imagine the morning after

with there literally being NOTHING worth a damn in Star Wars expanded media i'll give it 3 years after Episode 9
once that trilogy is gone Star Wars won't be profitable
the movies suck
the games suck
the books are worthless
the toys are overpriced, over saturated, and just poor quality
the cartoons are boring
nothing in Star Wars is worth a damn

This is how you kill a brand

You're white, right?

Fuck that sucks like she could have been a really interesting character

It's on piratebay titled
>The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

Very interesting. Thanks for teaching me something new, you filthy commie

I don't really agree with you, to be honest.
Reality is for real people - wallmart sharters, hobos, crackheads, and old balding salarymen.
I want my heroes to be paragons of beauty.

Of course, if it's some kind of naturalist film, set in the real world, then heroic beauty doesn't make sense. But this is fucking space wizards. I don't want a wallmart lineup in my space wizard film. I want Orlando Bloom and Scarlet Johanson.

The mythic tradition should be populated with heroic beauty. The idea that EVERYTHING must be ugly is just fucking tragic. Civilisations need ideals to aspire to, and that includes aesthetic ideals. To think otherwise is practically to subscribe to the fucking fat-postive movement. You may as well strip naked, write the word "beautiful" on your blubber, and harass hapless commuters on the BART.

Fair point
On the other hand, I'm pretty curious about what Asian coloureds would be like. I hear a lot of Chinese farmers in Africa have black wives, much to the salt of the locals. What are the children like? Can the ape be bred out of their bloodlines?

>china cucking google

wtf i love the chinks now

I think the yakiniku one gets the benefit of the doubt, actually.
Might be a couple of bras in there, granted.

frightful

As snow.

>episode 3
>impressive western swordsmanship after three movies of training
>episode 7/8
>uncontrolled monkeys swinging clubs because of muh feels

yeah i get that, for a marketing giant like Star Wars, the actors need to be good looking because the toys need to look good, so people will want to buy. (or they could just have the characters actually be worth rooting for, making you want to have your own figure of them)

I'm still mad they wasted the Raid actors. Though I suppose if they actually gave them a fight scene they might have actually killed old man Ford on accident

That or they get rid of Kathleen "I'm a powerful woman" Kennedy. I'm not sure Disney executives are directly responsible for this catastrophe, but Kathleen Kennedy clearly had a huge say in making this piece of shit film.

The cartoons are shit to be honest. Star Wars: Rebels is slightly better because it's still Dave Filoni holding the reins, but he's clearly forced to act like a faggot by his overlords. His team put out such great job under Lucas, it's hard to believe they came down to this. As far as I know, other cartoons aren't even worth looking at.

Haven't read the books, but they fill the gaps left by Jew Jew Abrams and I'm not even going to bother because every film should stand on its own merits, not on the back of a team of writers forced to retcon little Jeffrey's shitty writing.

The games were made by EA Games. What do you expect?

>Reality is for real people - wallmart sharters, hobos, crackheads, and old balding salarymen.
I want my heroes to be paragons of beauty.

I completely agree with you on this. Especially considering the genre we're talking about. Fuck this naturalist shit.


>Civilisations need ideals to aspire to, and that includes aesthetic ideals. To think otherwise is practically to subscribe to the fucking fat-postive movement. You may as well strip naked, write the word "beautiful" on your blubber, and harass hapless commuters on the BART.

This.

>The cartoons are shit to be honest. Star Wars: Rebels is slightly better because it's still Dave Filoni holding the reins, but he's clearly forced to act like a faggot by his overlords. His team put out such great job under Lucas, it's hard to believe they came down to this. As far as I know, other cartoons aren't even worth looking at.
the only good thing about the cgi clone wars were the comfy clone episodes

Chinka Trump

>episode 9 will do badly in the WEST because Luke Skywalker was aborted from the franchise.
bugmen in the west don't care about the actual content of the movies, "star wars" is the last identity many people have left, they won't let go of it so they will watch any turd with that stamped in it

pic related except with 40 year old guys

Shhhhh, don't tell them.

Still, I fucking love their faces. I'd facefuck them till my cock falls off.

This. It doesn't even look like fighting. Rey hits the air all the time and Kylo looks like a drunk police officer failing at crowd control. They also overswing like crazy.

>the only good thing about the cgi clone wars were the comfy clone episodes
I don't agree. The first 3 seasons were a bit meh because of bad CGI and a lack of actual structure, but the show really starts to pick up speed in its fourth season and all the big dark plots. Admittedly, the Clone stories were the best part about the series.

>kathleen kennedy was hired to fill quotas
youtube.com/watch?v=GahikRvi-80
>quota feminist ruins star wars
>quota feminist ruins halo

how to create a misogynist in 2 easy steps

I think it goes deeper than just selling toys, though, dude.

You'll notice far-lefties and liberals absolutely hate the implication that some human bodies are more beautiful than others, whereas fascist regimes are fucking obsessed with perfect physical bodies. I think it's because the right embrace hierarchies in nature, and see them as natural, and competition as good, whereas the left hate the fact that some people are better than others in any arena.

I honestly think that the aesthetics of hollywood actors is a sort of ideological battlefield where this age-old conflict is playing out.

The fact is, commies and lefties make everything FUGLY, while rightists at least appreciate beauty. Even the fucking morons on T_D have a sense of this; they love nothing more than stock "sexy white girl in american flag bikini with trump hat" pictures. They understand, on some level, that admiring beauty and aesthetics is anathema to the left.

It's no coincidence that it's capitalistically good sense, obviously.

Kylo was actually the best part of the movie.

Space Monkeys Are Real Godammit!

>Chinese character stops the most noble act in the film
>Does it in a way that risks his life anyway, as well as her own
>Does it so she can kiss an African
>Expect it to go over well in China

Yeah, I hear cramming multiple forms of dishonor into one scene really sells well there.

>I'd facefuck them till my cock falls off.
A true poet of the noblest romantic tradition.

>because every film should stand on its own merits
True for the entire star wars franchise, the EU and all that other shit is fun from time to time, but you can only watch so many "hardcore" fans defend shit writing by bringing in books, comics or other promotional material before you get tired of that shit.

Kathleen "I'm a powerful woman" Kennedy is probably one of the factors to blame for this massive fucking shitfest of a film, I'm fucking convinced of this shit after see her in the "the force is female" shirt. But then again the Sony leaks basically proved that companies like these are infested with nepotistic retards that couldn't make it anywhere else. Not to get all preachy and shit, but Hollywood is where creativity dies and milked out in favor of more dollars.

I think its pretty objective to say that storytelling in movies as gone to shit over the last decade, or even longer perhaps, most major franchise use bland stories; no interesting characters, too many quips, no overarching story, gritty realism or exploring anything remotely provocative (unless we count SJW-bullshit which I wouldn't call provocative in any way).

is this the phantom edit for the current year?
>2001
>remove jar jar binks
>2018
>remove women

>Hey I owe my career to the fact I have a vagina
>Somehow that makes me competent to lead the future of one of the world's most bankable franchises.
>Watch me ruining it like a boss.

Jesus Christ.

No he wasn't, the actor did a decent job of playing the disgusting script he was given. That's not the same thing.

>why did purple hair think that cornering themselves would've been a good idea?
OK so in defense of the film's story:
She didn't think it was a good idea, just better than any of their other options.
The transports were apparently cloaked from scanners and the stuttery safecracker guy specifically told them the plan so they'd start actively scanning.
The actual plan was they slip away in the transports to the planet, sneak into the secret base and let the First Order trash their cruiser and leave assuming they'd killed everyone. SA plans go it's actually fairly decent assuming no one in the First Order knows what you're doing, the plan only fails because someone explained the plan to the safecracker, who flipped them to the First Order as a plea bargain.

He's a regular Lord Byron

>You'll notice far-lefties and liberals absolutely hate the implication that some human bodies are more beautiful than others, whereas fascist regimes are fucking obsessed with perfect physical bodies. I think it's because the right embrace hierarchies in nature, and see them as natural, and competition as good, whereas the left hate the fact that some people are better than others in any arena.
on some level i think heroes need to be reachable or heroic despite their looks, not demi gods you want to worship

then again i don't agree with the left either since they think not being fat is unreachable

>>Chinese character stops the most noble act in the film
>>Does it in a way that risks his life anyway, as well as her own


Yup, the single most retarded thing in the whole thing. Somehow single individuals surviving is more important than protecting the rest of the rebellion. The moronic cunts who wrote that clearly never had a look at historical warriors. Hell, Scandinavians and Arabs had instaured a system of rewards for warriors to be willing to make this kind of sacrifice because it could help them in battle and it definitely could've been useful there. Are they deconstructing things or really just attempting to destroy any value worth talking about?


Who's that semen demon?

Name a part of the movie that was better than Kylo

god you yellow fever fags need to bring your shit everywhere

The previews

Dunno.

>True for the entire star wars franchise

Mark Hamill's acting to a shit script he hated with a passion. The CGI in the 10 first seconds of the film. I think that's it.

Those specific ching chongs are hot, fuck you.

Even Hitler wasn't a sperg perfectionist. Idealism is about recognizing ideals, not making perfect the enemy of the good. You could even be a fat ass in NSDAP Germany, you wouldn't be executed for it. Yet the ideals still existed and were promoted.

>Middle aged, frumpy women
>Casting attractive Asians

Hehe nice one.