President Trump General /ptg/ - All smiles edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Conversation w/Women of America 1/16/18
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>Conversation w/Women of America panels 1/16/18
youtu.be/3vRdmErT5RU (panel1)
youtu.be/QNTYVbpXk-M (panel2)
youtu.be/SyXyvvw8ITM (panel3)
>Pres Trump Joint press conf w/Kazak Pres Nazarbayev 1/16/18
youtu.be/8q-vizpEHa4
>Pres Trump meets w/Kazak Pres Nazarbayev 1/16/18
youtu.be/7JTM0n-LMRY
>Pres Trump Greets Kazak Pres Nazarbayev 1/16/18
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>SoS T-Rex @20 Nation Summit in Leafland 1/16/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen @Sen Judiciary Committee 1/16/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Dr Ronny Jackson) 1/16/18
youtu.be/qo80ZkAtowk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/16/18
youtu.be/4s0IqBRGjbA
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #45 1/15/18
youtu.be/jCRK5vy47v8
>Pres Trump arrives at WH 1/15/18
youtu.be/10IeJPJIv0E
>Pres Trump leaving WPalm Beach FL for DC 1/15/18
youtu.be/QGTyp7LRnIY
>VP Pence laying wreath @MLK Jr Memorial 1/15/18
youtu.be/YFct72oViak
>Proj Veritas - Twitter looks at your DMs 1/15/18
youtu.be/rgyPpsX2B0g
>Pres Trump remarks before dinner @Mar-A-Lago 1/14/18
youtu.be/wAiRoG8qCns
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in W Palm Beach 1/12/18
youtu.be/KUNX9KK53lA
>Pres Trump leaving DC 1/12/18
youtu.be/0mFIXQm1AJw

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AWOO

Also Fake News Awards when?

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GET HYPE, FAKE NEWS AWARDS

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Awoo~
MAGA
Are you going to be baking for a while?

You have 1 chance...
1 chance to avoid a horrible fate..

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Arizonawoo! If your state doesn’t end in an A, you should probably just kill yourself!

like dude...when are the like fake news awards gonna be on? maybe at 4:20?

>all those jews
nuestros mas grandes aliados!

>pink hair
>kippas everywhere
What shithole is

every time

1 busload of SEIU employees

ANIME SOYBOYS FOR DRUMPF THE CLOWN

Mexicans are not really hurting blacks because 90%+ of blacks are government dependants

Where's your RK website?
Couldn't find.

3 FUCKING HOURS!! I CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG!!

G-guys. I turned on CNN. Is Trump over? They said he has heart disease. Are pulsing for Tulsi now?

Obama is healthy! Dont worry he was a smoker!

Hillary is healthy! Don't worry about her fainting and falling multiple times!

NEW THREAD, GOYS

Music:

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BREAKING
>Apple is creating jobs and bringing billions back from overseas
>the media wont cover this

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5280095/Flake-compares-Trumps-media-attacks-Joseph-STALIN.html

Flake spoke to a nearly empty room
Fucking moron

>it's live at 2pm
>Jewlywood time

Very organic. Very grassroots. You know because organic protesters always show up on chartered buses.

they're releasing another shit plan soon

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My heart literally jumped out of my rib cage. Just got an. EAS test on my phone. I thought it was happening.

What is RK website?

I don't mind baking for a couple hours, unless you want to do a couple, since I'm running low on OP pics and creativity for the editions

Washington District of Communists

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Is it really in 3 hrs or is he talking out his ass with stream time

Koreans are fucking us on dram. Worst trade deal of all time

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user, I'm talking the earliest mentions of specifics on Trump's wall by Trump himself. Are you saying there aren't natural barriers in the Mexican American border where it suffices to watch with border patrol? I wouldn't honestly pay to watch illegals trying to cross Rio Grande in the worst stretches. Make it a webcam and people will fund the wall with the payment to watch that alone.

> look, a family of 8 is going for it
> bets on 4 drowning in the first attempt at 1.25
> bets on any of them making it to the other side at 5
> bets on not of them not getting turned back if they make it at 16

Why do Graham and Gardner look the same? Did they get the same strain from the same bathhouse?

only hawaii is based enough to run a real test

Your AR

Amnesty Six should retire already

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Jesus

Are switchblades for gays?
GAS.

Immigrants in general are talking their
Gibs
Jobs

Wish we had some better crime stats tho

My ideal method is that he makes a surprise visit to the press briefing and hands out physical trophies.

4 Salvadorans in a town near me firebombed a 44 year old African migrant’s house and told him “To go back to Africa”. He left this morning

What's (((they're))) angle today

30/30 on cognitive ability test

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE TRIGGERING TO THE LEFT?

HAHAHAHA

You cannot buy that legally, I think

many such cases

When are the fake news awards?

gibs are unlimited
and the jobs are government jobs where blacks are guarrenteed to get it

And girther is failing because it sounds like he has a girthy cock

>Finland
A shithole with plenty of shitholers.

Requesting the picture of Trump from one of his rallies, where he’s waving with no hat on and he looks incredibly fit and chad. Does anyone have it?

Watch as the party of science has doubts about modern medicine

>Bannon is coorperating with Mueller

>3 hours
Looks like I won't be sleeping tonight...

Waste of time. Go back to your circle jerk, gents.

I've created a dynamic swing calculator in excel (basically accounts for the fact that it's harder for already very dem-leaning seats to swing the same amount as Republican seats)

The FiveThirtyEight poll aggregate currently has things as D+7.9, I accounting for the fact that there has been an average error of 2 points from the early ballot averages, and a theoretical error of 5 points, here are the following scenarios:


D+2.9: R 236; D 199
D+5.9: R 231; D 204
D+7.9: R 225 ; D 210
D+9.9: R 218; D 217
D+12.9: R 196; D 239

Dems need to clear the double digits in the generic ballot before the GOP gerrymander really starts to break down

With dynamic swing, Dem's take control at D+10.3; with universal swing it takes D+13.9.

Currently haven't factored in incumbency, but that probably makes things a little easier for the Democrats to take over given House retirements.

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He will have to prove he can suck his own cock under penilty of perjury

its true

>What's (((their))) angle today?
in a nutshell: 'Ignore the rear admiral's diagnosis. Trump is not in excellent health, he's fat and he's very ill.

Shove your kids into the sewer user

like the election they will just deny is validity

liberals will never recover from November

Well they are both literal faggots, so yes

You're telling me that Bannon is not hiding under his bed calling for mommy?
Oh well, guess that's it for Trump.

>Decide to engage in subversive kikery
>Forget to take your yarmulke off
>Create a sea of shrieking Jews demanding amnesty for brown slaves NOW OR ELSE FILTHY GOYS

SAD

Any good stories of autism lately?

Oh my fuck that would be amazing

>Legally
>Brazil

>three hours
>will probably be at the gym at that time

well I guess its a cardio day than

>der Jüden
Why is Sup Forums always right?

They are becoming so brazen.

Not really. Same old

Fuck. It's now 5am and I still haven't slept

Sources familiar with the Special Counsel's investigation have informed CNN that Robert Mueller has hired an expert auto-fellatio attorney for the ongoing Russia probe

As a Democrat I'm very pleased by Trump's declaration of mental fitness. It means he has no possible insanity plea, or mentally unstable plea. He can't get out of paying for his crimes like those old SS fucks.

And with the news today that Bannon - IN REAL TIME - was communicating with the WH during a closed-door testimony yesterday, I'd say Trump is thoroughly fucked.

How much longer until fake news awards?

THEY ARE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE FROGS, TURNING THE FREAKING WATER GAY.

It's true tho. If he is cooperating it means he's not the target because targets don't get a deal. I guess it's Kushner next.

Also his big brilliant Stalin punchline was leaked days ago. At least he can go home with the "most punchable face in congress" award

I want to be wrong but damnit always right

well, there is no website because you cannot buy them legally
I'm more than sure they're out there if you know where to look, which I don't

3 burgers

damn

Rumors are its Barack Obama

Why are the left fat-shaming Trump?

Well thats.... good....? I’m not sure how a Finn defines a good day.

Meme magic, friend.

Being fat is ok unless you are a conservative white male

> 538
The same Nate Plutonium that predicted Hillary winning?

cute larp

Disbelief that his health is that good, nor do they believe in good genes.

#HealthyAtAnySize

>Finland

Mostly cold, dark and boring

Horrible place

>left
>playing by their own rules
at this point I have to call you out for not noticing sooner

No that's bad
Bad day like usual

Good days are unusual, last time I had a good day was... hmm. In 2016, autumn

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>It's true
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