The Big 4

So? Who's better? What would they talk about if they were together in the same place?

le totally realize what's going on but have amazing restrain power in the face of succubus menace in order to keep on with the tradition of the main character being uninterested... men

I can make out the personalities of Kyon, Araragi and that Index moralfag, but the OreImo MC is as generic and bland as it gets, I have no idea what he would talk about.

Oreimo MC is like the index moralfag except he doesn't have super powers and mostly just wants to fuck his sister and help people

You have this guy who deals with aliens and gods, and this other guy who deals with vampires and gods, and this other guy who deals with vampires, wizards and espers...

but the bravest of them all, he had to deal with the ugly beast known as Ki ri no

How can they even compete?

literally who

So a whiny bitch, a spineless doormat, some guy who's fine with his girlfriend sleeping with other men behind his back, and some super special snowflake faggot not even gods want to die. Pretty awful lineup.

You must be a thrill as a friend

Childhood is hating the main character

Adulthood is realizing that they are the soul of the series