She steps on your penis

>she steps on your penis
what to do?

Cum furiously all over the room.
Then clean my dick with her sock.

I'm from the Eris cult.

cum water everywhere

Let her do anything she wants to me.

Jizz.

Get hard.

Feel scared and recoil to my room in fear because im too beta and insecure to respond to sexual advances

Cry like a fucking bitch. My dick is not a fucking lego you know?

...

This idiot dared to step on my penis? Really?

Can you do it again?

>hating best girl

Nice Sup Forums thread, idiot.

I haven't even watched her show. This thread just doesn't belong here.

Confess and marry, then spoil her until I die

I just squeezed it as hard as I could and felt nothing. Also retards way less on average so I welcome it

Jizz out a fucking gamma ray of dick juice.

>This thread just doesn't belong here.
(You) don't belong here.

Oh, she's about to step on you Sup Forumsnon.
How do you proceed?

>funny anime reaction face
>incorrect use of (You)
This thread has very little to do with anime, which is why it belongs either in /h/, or /trash/(off-topic board).

Pee on her foot.
Then lick it.