Would you fuck?

Just watched the Fake News Awards briefing and almost came when she said “I bet you’re all waiting to see if you’re big winners”

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Yeah I’d like to see her big winners.

Yes

She is definitely cute in her own way.

she's a total Dom for the Don
>10/10 would let her lick my butthole

Kek

Not gonna lie, she hasn’t fucked up nearly as much as pic related.

She's Pam from Archer.

Yes. The answer is Yes.

I'd love to sniff her pissed stained underwear

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I want her to fart on my face.

>think she's fat and not particularly pretty
>not a trumpfag
It's confusing for me, but yes. Can anyone explain this? Is it a mommy thing? (I barely knew my mother)

She turns me on for some reason.

I would stuff my tongue so far up her ass.

Phrasing!

Check out this thread and tell me if you would fuck

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would Sup Forums ?

You respect her. The culture has done everything imaginable to objectify and sexualize everything including little traps and fembenises but deep down at the instinctive level, you're still attracted to creatures that seem to have survival instincts and prowess. She has that even though she looks like a truck.

Just whack it and ponder the universe.

This made me laugh

THICC

no

Can one of you nerds make one of those stalked videos of her like you did for that jeopardy gurrl. My cock thanks you

but nobody can tell me how to watch the fake news awards

You are a retarded faggot who doesn’t know how to lurk then

thanks for proving my point

absolutely, big pale white super soft mom body southern preacher daughter. I guarantee Sarah would be a good experience.

>youtube.com/watch?v=GuxMTmGybxo

Took me 30 seconds

thanks bro

lmao stop people are gonna fall for that

>Would you fuck

Yes. I've had the weirdest crush on this woman.

i tried to find rule34 material on this sassy lady but i was sadly dissapointed.

Only with a plastic bag over her head.

FUCKIN' TWICE AT ONCE

WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AMERICA NEEDS SARAH SANDERS RULE34

Its crazy so many people seemed mesmerized by her. I mean shes not hot in the typical sense but god shes hot.

Please post any rares you have. This will now be Sarah Appreciation Thread as well.

She has style and is a pretty hard lady. I wonder if she nags a lot, or does she just sternyl remind you about things without drama.

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Maybe this is it... I dont know.

Arkansan here. She was pretty cute when she was young.

she did not say that

Yes she did

guys where do I watch it? When is it airing and what outlets are visible? Google bing etc are heavily censored here no matter what i search i get huff post and wash post propaganda but no details

Is that really how you say it?

Arkansas. Arkansan. Arkaniard. Arkanigger. I'm going with Arkanigger.

Dude her fucking eye. Eyes are what I'm looking when people talk to me and i just couldn't with this bitch

look deep within yourself user
have you ever had the desire to hit a woman in the face with a shovel?

The husband looks like he'd let you plow her if you'd just ask him nicely.

yeah, and it's like Ar-Kansan, like the shittier state.

Man, I'd bang.

Her twitter posts are always full of such salty comments. Only trump can trigger more people than her with a random non political tweet.

I like her because she's mean to the Presstitutes. And I admire her ability to help Trump save the world while raising kids and baking pies. She's a National treasure.

mom bod is probably my favorite 2bqh famalam

cuck

Fellow "No Agenda" listener?

Fpbp

She looks like she has a huge mouth. Probably gives best bjs

My girl is a virgin frumpy Mormon like Sarah. I always thought SHS was hot as fuck. Gf looks like a bitchy teacher and that gets my rocks off

As long as she's happy, then that's enough. That said, 8/10 would date.

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Oh god yes. Love to and give anything

I would love to fuck her right in the stab wound I would give her first.

She’s disgusting

definitively wife material

What did he mean by this?

Yeah, she really is.

And guess what else they all have in common? They all burn coal.

> (OP)
>>think she's fat and not particularly pretty
>>not a trumpfag
>(I barely knew my mother)
>everyone else knew her very well?

And rice and lentils. These broads all seem really into alternative fuels.

A literal 2/10. She looks like she smells bad

Oh God now I want her to go blonde so bad. Melissa Joan Hart gave me a lazy eye fetish so I could jump on the Sarah Sexpress.

>implying SHS doesn't go commando every day

Are we still doing that?

Tits look good. Hungry mouth. Big ole southern ass. I'm sure that accent comes out when she's getting the D. Yeah. Especially those dresses and garters. Something about a milf/secretary you can't beat. Not to mention she's fucking REDPILLED! Hell I even bet she's "Q" for all we know. Wouldn't you fuck a lady Q?

Of course, young Hillary was fucking hot. Doesn't mean I'd vote for her.

fpbp

Or just use "hillbilly" like everyone else.

That chocolate pecan pie tweet that triggered the journos around Thanksgiving... kek.

Literally spit my drink out....

Hnnng you will never see SHS enter the bedroom Saturday night in garter belts

She's got pecan pie and
a crazy eye
Big wide hips and
BJ lips
She got long dark hair and
lib reporters to scare

yes...I would

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Bringin the bantz iz sexy

weight loss and surgery to fix her eye. i'd still fuck her right now tho

Boobs

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Wait, did the Fake News awards actually happen???

>I would stuff my tongue so far up her ass that I could answer Jim Acosta's questions

same.

Yes I would fuck her. I've been wanting to fuck her since I first saw her. I think it might be her voice.

Happy birthday to that future president!

that's pretty funny for a left meme

>fix her eye

What, her lazy eye is beautiful. 10/10 as far as lazy eyes go.

I'd give her every inch of my dick, then we'd go to the kitchen and bake a fucking cake.

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With SHS, it's whether she wants to fart in your face that counts. I have a feeling you don't get a say in the matter.

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Fuck bro, baking desserts after we fuck is part of my fantasy too. Is Sarah mkuktra?

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already did.
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