Why haven’t you ordered a sex doll yet?

In case you needed some convincing...
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because I'm not a degenerate

two words
uncanny valley

Because it's a fucking rubber human-shaped fleshlight with dead eyes

I have a real Asian pussy to smell and play with. Why would I want some doll?

Because I have a good looking wife that doesn't give me a lot of problems but a lot of babies.

I don't have 2000 dollerydoos to throw at it and nowhere to hide her
maybe some day

For now, in time it will be more like this

Because I already have one that I can talk with and makes amazing food.

Nah senpai, I'm gonna wait until the companion androids. That's where the real future lays, but this is a good foundation.

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I keep seeing this model, but what's the source on it?

>tfw no qt hapa synth gf
m.imdb.com/title/tt4122068/

Eminem fucks Black African blow up dolls.

>carpool lane
I'm sold

Does it simulate the warmth? Without at least that its shit.

OH NO NOT AGAIN

Your body heat transfers to the doll

so far, if they get cheaper, ill probably buy one. not to treat like a wife or gf, just something to fuck when im bored and single. assuming they arent sentient.

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noice b8

>Shilling this thick model only 56%ers and blacks are attracted to.

>being so low test you go after a child like sex doll
Sad!

Call me when they look like this.

>Why haven’t you ordered a sex doll yet?
I haven't lost all hope yet

No pony sex robots yet.

another Sup Forums thread on Sup Forums, not moved by mods. used to report them, but mods rarely act on shitthreading

this was spose to be a containment board to keep Sup Forums anons from spreading over the net. but now looks like the kike mods want to us to spread.

How far away do you fags think companion gynoids are, realistically? Probably decades still, right?

Unfortunate, but I'm willing to wait.

These things will be banned the second women realize betas won't provide for them anymore kek

I want her dressed as Velma. So hard.

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How is that bait? It's true.

disgusting pug face gook

>Not dressing her up like your mother/sister

Wouldn’t she just fall over in that position? Like as soon as I started thrusting she’d just collapse

Because i have a wife

Not degenerate enough, I'm making my own furry/scalie life sized versions instead.

nigga that means it feels cold lol

>tfw im reasonably handsome so this only means im gonna get even MORE pussy

Thanks, fags

I swear some day bad dragon will get in on the lifesized doll meme, it's only a matter of time

Stop shilling sex dolls. It's never going to be anything more than an expensive masturbation toy.

>LARP: the reply

Okay, have fun with your harem. But know that you will be low on people who keep your society going.

I'm not ordering one until they figure out how to make it BRRRAAAAAAAAAPP

>It's never going to be anything more than an expensive masturbation toy.
you mean like women?
lmao

You can get well over 2 dozen fleshlights for that price, pic related

>make it BRRRAAAAAAAAAPP
see >BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP-apapapappapapapa

>we are redpilled we must secure the fututre for our white children!
>mgtows haha you guys are betaFAGGOTS who can't handle real women
>stop racemixing you jew shills!
>bah fuck these coal burning roasties!
>FUCK IT, I'M GETTING A LOVE DOLL! Women BTFO!!!

Oh, the irony.

Because I'm not a sad, bitter autistic virgin who actually knows how to interact with women so I don't need to fuck some silicone anamatronic realdoll for my sexual release.

Are there even any videos of this thing moving around? I bet if you actually saw it it would be creepy and uncanny valleyish. Anyone who actually gets sexually aroused by this should be euthanized.

Its not my fault if you are a fat, ugly fuck.
Improve yourself.
You can at least not be fat

Yea, i know :(

Btw. That pic explains tinder almost perfectly, except all the guys would go for all the girls lmao

I'm waiting for the technology where biocunt waifus can pay to be genetically enhanced to be cute anime like girls with cat ears.

t. nigger

>except all the guys would go for all the girls lmao
No, its the same both ways. 80% of women and men desire the top 20% of the other women and men

Waiting for sandwich making capabilities.

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>Waiting for sandwich making capabilities.
That's the easiest part to program tho lmao

Eh. Fair enough. That would explain why I swipe left like 70% of the times

I did.
WTF do you think my arms hurt?

80/20 rule always applies en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle

So, like, I don't need the doll, but does anyone know where I can buy that outfit?

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I'm waiting for the robotics to get more advanced.

Good goys don't have white children, fuck these dolls instead

Why are they allowed to advertise on here and no one else is do they get deals with the admins?

probably

I'm waiting for basic AI from Japs first.

No ones posted any links though

stop this fucking viral ad you faggot. it's been five days do you at least have another fucking model kys now

But the difference is that women are the gatekeepers of sex so they decide who has access to their womb.

Well it's either dolls or my hand.
Neither of which can have children.
How would I go about reproducing again short of kidnapping a woman, chaining her in my basement, and raping her?
Cause that ain't my bag, man.
I leave the rape fantasies to women.

And women have horrible fucking mate selection.

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the people who buy it most likely didn't have a shot at starting a family. this whole sex doll thing is a last resort.

I'd rather have hologram like JOI from Blade Runner 2049 than a sexdoll
>but you cant fuck it
I know, but I'd rather have someone I can actually talk to and take with me places than an inanimate object to fuck, and when I really do feel like sex I can have her sync up with an escort just like in the film

waiting for the blockchain version

Where the fuck do you even put that thing when people come over?

The idea of fucking a sex doll is about as palatable as fucking a recently deceased body. Both are completely unresponsive to stimuli.

How much are they? Do they come in Anne Frank? I want to buy two Anne Franks and fuck the shit out of them.

When I'm done I will reenact glorious Dr. Mengele experiment fun.

They make hole warmers for your frigid Canadian cock

>But the difference is that women are the gatekeepers of sex
Learn the way of the pimp you square nigga

this.
Its not like these sex dolls will become mainstream to everyone. These are meant for people who have trouble with relationships. The only people scared are females who are jobless and leach of others for money.

If they lost their rights then those sex dolls wouldn't be so appealing.

We have this thread every day. kys shill

Here. I made this today. Pussy hats for everyone!

defenatly not a professional ad!
nah... the ready unfunny caricature with the same clothing in the thumbnail is just a (((coincidence)))
Buy (((our))) sex bot goyim

Artificial. wombs.

The attic.

how about don't be a pathetic loser?

Why would I order a sex doll when I can get a dog for $50 instead and cum inside a tight, warm, and loyal pussy that practically begs for cock
If you've never experienced a bitch in heat you haven't lived.

On the couch, where else?
Oh hey mom and dad meet my fuck toy Brenda she doesn’t say much

single people should not be raising children.

The only women who should be afraid of sexbots are (literal) whores. I could see them being used by brothels as cheap and legally above-board sex labor. Until real-time AI can be developed, sexbots will only be used as a niche pervert fascination or for a quick nut.

Everybody has the potential to not be a pathetic piece of shit with some effort. god you faggots make me sick.

Take that burger proxy off leaf. You can't fool us.

How long does it take them to send it to you?

I am sure SOMEONE here has to have bought one by now. surely at least one of us isn't a neet who lives with our mom

If I was a leaf I would be suggesting people be fucked by a dog, not do the fucking themselves.

My bed, durr.
And what people?

Because I have an 8/10 Danish gf that loves me and is having my babies.