FAKE NEWS AWARDS

FAKE NEWS AWARDS COMING SOON
#1 youtube.com/watch?v=8aQQnDTMs6g
#2 youtube.com/watch?v=GuxMTmGybxo
I'm hoping Net neutrality will be a big issue, I can still remember like it was yesterday when the shitlords were throwing tantrums non stop about how it was going to end the internet.

Trump is a faggot

>meme flag

checked

30 mins past. Not happening. Trump is fake news

checked and bumped

you're the faggot you homofag

Fucking checked op. I’m still holding out hope.

This will be delicious.

>Frosted Butts
I really am here forever, huh?

Bumping for holy trips

praise kek

The Fox news got it going on.

in

Checked. Is it happening?

>#GreatAwakening
>#WeThePeople

Nice trips. I’m here my worshippers

Checked

KIKES ARE TRYING TO GET GIBS, THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MUCH SLIDE THREADS!!!!!!

>yfw Trump is letting this press conference become Fake News just so he can give himself the first award.

19d chess

Kek is in this thread. 25 minutes late m8.

Check. You’re a faggot

All Qatar get the rope.

nothing is going to happen check my numbers

Qs* wtf

Fucking checked. Praise Kek

Oh.

Praise him

WHEN DOES IT START???????

checked and rekt it's happening

Lmfao

Anyone see the cuck-mercial where the guy's wife is in the shower a few minutes ago? I'm seeing more and more of this stuff in advertisements, and I don't even watch TV.

I'm da reel Q niggas

Not going to watch fake news while I wait for the Fake News Awards. I'll just wait for Trump to announce where we should actually view it.
Would rather shitpost in the meantime anyway.

it never happens ...

can we get this shit rolling

owned

FNA pre party and you link us to a fake news channel. OP is a faggot, Praise Kek!

checked. he is with us

No I am. FUCK YOU

Put me in the screenshot.

Will fox air this or do I need to live stream?

No one said the internet was going to end, it was the censorship and monetization of the internet from the ISP was going to be legalized. I mean Pajeet working for Verizon before was the indication of that agenda.

when is this gonna happen not time but hours from now ??

Check

>777

OH BOY HERE WE GO

>tfw the "the fake news awards" became the fake "news awards"

i was pretty excited but now its 30 minutes past and i feel nothing but deoression

There's electricity in the air laddos.

Fpbp

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>777

It will happen!

Check them trips. PRAISE KEK

holy.......

it's been a while, Kek

meteors.

WHY WONT IT START

FPWP

I've got a good feeling about this

My disappointment is huge and my day is ruined.

(you) nigger

Whoah nice Twice shoutout!!

fpbp

>Be Trump
>Announce fake news awards
>Doesn't show up for fake news awards
> Trump wins fake news awards

Are you tired of WINNING???

Praise.

>imagine a ugly Hillary Duff

>i was pretty excited but now its 30 minutes past and i feel nothing

Hmm..
A God Emperor is never late user. Nor is he early.

Checked

kek

Kek is with us.

>Reporters get seated, commotion dies down as the livestream starts.
>A few minutes of agonizing waiting, each second feels like an hour.
>The sounds of footsteps draw closer.
>The doors open.
>President Trump walks out along with Robert Mueller
>Trump exclaims "We've got some special guests joining us this evening."
>Robert Mueller takes to the podium and says he has concluded his investigation.
>"There is no evidence that President Trump or anyone within his campaign broke any laws relating to "Russian Collusion".
>He takes a pause
>"...However, what I have discovered of the last several months is a grand conspiracy that threatens the very foundations our country was built upon"
>"The Clinton Foundation, Uranium One, 9/11, Sandy Hook, Pulse Nightclub, USS Liberty, JFK.
>Out from behind the door, out walks another person.
>Julian Assange
>President Trump exclaims that Julian Assange is going to be pardoned in full and that the information wikileaks possesses was crucial evidence in Mueller's investigation.
>"Julian would you like to say something?"
>"His name was Seth Rich"

>Fox just said Trump had Jobs killed because he knew he would become president

im unironically considering kms actions shortly without the 2018 fake news awards

Following, trying to be patient.
Bump.

Nice

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Feeling stupid now?

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just spam redpills on twitter while everyone's tuned in

take another hit user. i had to

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just farted. lol

>Trump is a faggot
Why the homophobia?

Checked and checked again.

who else here /comfy/?

WTF...

when is shit supposed to happen? Im tryin to get some ass tonight but I dont want to miss it!?!?!

Fox is singing Trumps praises, he will come on very soon they're just listing out everything Trump has done for us all

best timeline

im kinda just hoping for it to start, nevermind any of that shit happening

the absolute state of r/the_donald

Checked. Three beers in and IM READY FOR THE FAKIES!!!

Check back.

It's neg 5 here. With 6 inches of snow.

I can wait this shit out.

Did he call the Looney Tunes war movies fake news?

Damn straight

Wew lad

I hate faggots like Trump. God made me this way.

STOP THIS im nofap

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>So ugly bro. Face like pancake. Bet she get's surgery too. fap-fap-fap-fap.