How many gallons of cum do you pretty boys spill to anime girls on a weekly basis?

How many gallons of cum do you pretty boys spill to anime girls on a weekly basis?

how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?

none.
i like anime not anime girls, i do not find them sexually attractive.

I get this reference

The average load for a healthy adult is 1tsp
A gallon is 768tsp
You would need to fap more than 100 times a day to spill only one gallon of cum. So the answer is (assuming one faps once a day every day of the week) 0.0091 gallons.

Joke's on you, OP asked about "pretty boys". No one cares about your ugly face and faggotry

Is this a motherfucking JoJo reference?

Nobody asked you if you are a fag.

0. I don't fap to CP.

A lot.

>1tsp
That sounds pathetic. I'm not saying I measure or anything, but I'm quite confident my massive loads are more than 1tbsp, never mind a tsp.

This one in particular?

>amerifat units.

This is a great answer even if JoJo references are hated on Sup Forums now

It doesn't really matter "how much" compared to "who to"

I'm talking averages here - there are ways to blow larger loads and your own genetics play a part in it.

>there are ways to blow larger loads
Oh trust me, I know. My point was that I blow so much, I can't even fathom the average, never mind people who are below the average.

I'd blow a large load inside colette.

>he can't cum 3 liters a day
Low level

>girls

Imouto is great!

Is this an actual thing?

>masterbationless may
day 11 holding out

This isn't Sup Forums so I'm not squirting into bottles and measuring it so I can brag about quantity.

fbpb

find a real life anime

Not really related but there should be a few of us here cause of the OP image. Everyone dropped Room mate right? I stopped seeing threads for it around episode three and watching episode 4 by myself was a bit much so I dropped it.

2 hours ever since I last masturbated
The only kind of people who shouldn't masturbate are people who have sex on a regular basis

you'll end up raping someone

why masturbate, just get the real thing

It's good for mental health
I'll have the muscle to hold the girl down if i do at least

It's not like i'm not trying user

None. I do, however, spill dozens of gallons of my cum to other pretty boys.

enough to start a colony

>It's not like i'm not trying user
just go into that thread. Boom, qt gf or bf? theyre all weebs too so same interests. quick before they ban me! im trying to save you all from loneliness

I've spilled gallons to this pic alone, the not cropped version that is.

> I'm quite confident my massive loads are more than 1tbsp

put your money where your mouth is post webms on gif

Fuck off back to plebbit/r9k

Gross.

would you mind to share?

Sorry user, I lack the means to even film myself, much less convert it to webm and post it. I'd love to share my massive loads with you, nahmsayn?

Please refrain from posting such pictures of my Imouto-Wife, thank you.

All I have.

Who is this sloot.

I'M GOING TO JAAAAAIL

Delete this image please

Don't listen to him and post more.

I just live in an igloo made of dried semen that I repair with more semen.

I wanna commit a crime~

that's a shame

Can you take this faggotry to /trash/ please

Yeah, but 18549 of them are male

So much crossboarding and normalfaggotry

MODS please delete this thread

OVA WHEN?

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We get it, you are a faggot
so what? No one asked

ah, gomen, i'm mostly jacking off to anime boys

I've documented the time and date at which I've ejaculated for every fap over the past two years.

I'm currently at around 796 faps, and assuming I average about one tablespoon of cum per load, or approx 15ml, then I've cum 2.6 gallons during this time; over one gallon per year.

Granted, that's only 0.025 gallons a week. I hope you're not disappointed in my performance.

You should be the new cumbottle user. I heard that guy stopped a few years ago.

>holding out
Not for long

Kuro is LITERALLY made for ______ jesus christ.

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~25.9ml

>children
I have very refined taste

>weekly
2?

Oh my bad, is this to your taste?

It's illegal
thats is all you need to know

Yiff in hell :^)

Yes, and?

god no

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Hold the fuck up. We're getting OVAs?

I don't know the volume, but I do jack off on average 8 times a day.

I could make the entire population of russia per gallon

If you're going to post a Kantoku.
At least post the best Kantoku.

This is easy math.
Any user who loves anime girls cums 10mL per fap. A healthy user with good libido would fap 4 times a week (max) That's 40mL of cum or 0.011 gallons for amerifriends.

i feel old

Natsuki is my wife and I have already planted my seed inside her.

It's no joke, there is absolutely no point to 3D.

Well let's do the math.
I always masturbate to ecchi/hentai once in the morning before work and once before bed, every great now and then I'll squeeze another one in between then so we'll factor that in as an extra one a week. On the weekends however I usually go at it 3-4 times so we'll say 7 between Sat and Sun.
This comes heh up to 18 ejaculations a week. 18 x 52 = a grand total of 936 busted nuts a year on average. Fuck that's a lot of jerking. Now my loads are about what I assume the average amount to be which google tells me is 3.7 ml, times 936 equals 3,463 ml of semen yearly.
With this I have an approximation of three and a half spilled liters of cum every year, which some simple math rounds out to about 9/10ths of a whole gallon.
So to sum it up, yearly I cum nearly a literal fucking gallon to anime girls, haven't touched myself to 3DPD in years so it's all to anime babes. How do you stack up, Sup Forumsnons?

I'm reasonably certain that I've never spilled even close to a gallon of cum in a month, let alone in a week

According to my shitty math you'd have to masturbate something like 4000 times in the span of seven days to pull off a gallon in a week so I'm going to believe you on this one.

I fap on average 1.5 times a day but to be completely honest at least 75% of the flow is dedicated to anime girls (w/penis).

>4000 times
Well now I wonder if I've even spilled a whole gallon to anime at all

Remember that being aroused/erect vastly improves your cum production. Wanna cum like a firehose, edge a ton.

No wait my bad, it's actually closer to 1000. Told you my math was shit.
Still though, that's a lot of fappin'.

I haven't masturbated in 27 years, git gud.

Your poor prostate.

This is true. Edginf for hours on end can be torture though.

Best Character Song

Watching anime without being attracted to anime girls is like watching porn without fapping.

I fap like 2 or 3 times a day to anime girls. Have been doing this for at least 10 years now, so I assure you it's quite a lot of semen.

I can only masturbate when they die

Guys please, my psychologist already has enough work to deal with

The unique posters on Sup Forums far exceeds the unique ips that view it, so we're probably pumping out a few gallons per day.

Swap ips and posters.

As long as you can differentiate between 2D and 3D and in this case abide by 3D is PD you're good. Trust me, I'm a psychfag.

i wasn't into traps last year
then i just exploded and all i fap to in regard to 2D, is all traps.

i dont know whats happened

none because I'm not a manchild dipshit.

you ever consider maybe they don't watch moeshit incessantly?