Hand these out at the White House Correspondence Dinner (whatever two)
Michael Morales
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Hudson Smith
Ms. Schofield is pretty, she put on some weight.
Justin Martin
>posting awoo garbage didn't read your post, try again reddit
Angel Lewis
It's yours
Elijah Carter
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Justin Robinson
but you used your own kids life as a political tool
Leo Watson
>awoo garbage
Here, have some more AWOOs
Ayden Hill
>the much anticipated Fake News Awards was a poorly written blog post
Trump's being mercilessly mocked on social media for this failure.
Michael Reed
Make a Luxembourg one please.
Thomas Morales
fuck off retarded spammer protip: 80% of awoo posters are either bots or shills who use awoo as a way to tell other shills "Im here, are you here?"
Bentley Fisher
This guy has turned into such a little bitch.
Hudson Barnes
>30 posts in Filtered
Alexander Garcia
see
Eli Wright
>announces to the world the steps he takes to maintain his safe space topcuck
Easton Ramirez
>so mad he samefagged
Ryan Green
>Y-YOU'RE S-SO MAD!!!! again, topcuck
Mason Thomas
>too cheap for a pass
Jack Peterson
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Gabriel Miller
AWOO~
Ryder Murphy
Trish is my newsfu
Christian Parker
>slams his hamfist trying to solve the captcha
Brandon Cox
Have one more with lipstick
Sebastian Bennett
I just woke up, so how about those fake news awards? Did anything happen?
Adrian Allen
Anons wife here. You just gave user a seizure. I hope you rot in hell. See you in court, loser.
Landon Jackson
AWOO~
Adrian Rivera
It was a blog post.
Christopher Torres
>Dumbass redditor replied to his own post!
Sup Forums isn't that hard to use buddy
Zachary Mitchell
You're a true hero, my friend!
Gabriel Campbell
Is Trump unironically one of the best US presidents for relations with Asia in decades?
Jacob Carter
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Mason Barnes
Here it is in its entirety
Ayden Rodriguez
Let me see your big, jiggly awooters girl!
Hunter Richardson
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Dylan Martin
I'm at rock bottom, you fags are all I have. Sad!
Joseph Morales
>one of the best
Nah, just the best
Aiden Baker
>winning world war 2
Isaiah Roberts
>he quit
Jeremiah Smith
>#8 Isn't that the dress that made it look like Melania had a penis?
Jace Cruz
It was, unironically, the biggest disappointment of the Trump administration
Aaron Robinson
post your media waifu
James Williams
Why even bother having press briefings when half the press don't even believe anything they are told? There is nothing and nobody that can convince them they are wrong when they have a stupid idea in their heads. Even if Trump did literally stand on a scale in public for all them to see, they'd still suspect the scale was rigged and is lying.
Bentley Scott
Living the NEET life, or are you just a failed normie?
Sebastian Harris
Yeah, that's a mean thing for Iowa-san to say to the other boats.
David Brooks
Yes, Bill Clinton bombed the Chinese Embassy and killed 12 people for no reason at all, later forced to apologize. Also helped the Norks. I flipped two Chinese-Americans to vote for Trump partly based on that
James Rodriguez
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Brayden Hughes
we HATE our awoo posters, don't we folks?
Jason Rivera
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Connor Morales
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Ryan Anderson
Supposedly there's legal BS that ruined it, but two Leddit autists will call you a shill for that
Eli Torres
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Adrian Peterson
>the current state of /ptg/
Ironic that when /tg/ became /ptg/ it went to shit and when Campaign Trump became President Trump he went to shit.
Evan Reyes
Yes. >literally BFFs with Japan >got the Koreas to actually talk together, share the Olympics at least partially >mushroom stamped China and they're treated him like a king for it >replaced TPP with inviting Asian leaders to the White House for one on one meetings >brought home over $650 BILLION in trade deals from Asia (KSA arms deal counts as Asia) >Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria are stabilizing >Iran on the ropes >Pakistan and Turkey humiliated like the traitorous vermin they are
Liam Garcia
Have a jaguatirica picture before I go out to milk the cattle, though I still think there's one hour for the sun to rise.
Nolan Flores
>Hating AWOOs
Where do you think we are?
Easton Lee
>the current state of leafs
Daniel Parker
I think we call those ocelots. They exist all the way up to the southwestern US.
Aiden Cox
Thanks.
I agree. First time I've been actually disappointed by Trump. I guess he has better things to do with his time but still. Shouldn't have hyped us up that much.
Wyatt Gonzalez
It gives them a platform to make fools of themselves and damage their credibility with the public even further
Elijah Miller
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Jordan Myers
Latter Thanks Brazil bro. You always seem like a decent guy. No homo.
Noah Fisher
Gomenasai.
Xavier Morris
Supposedly legal BS, but God almighty there was damage control earlier.
Ethan Green
#Fake News Awards
It was GLORIOUS....
Any crazy anons want to make one of these blog posts per month covering all the media lies about Trump that month?
Noah Hughes
Nah, it's just modernist garbage.
Jackson Myers
They're just a little bit taller than cats, might also be as long as a maine coon. They walk too much at night, are rare here due to roadkills and regular poachers or people that take them for pets.
Joshua Price
I am in a deeply committed relationshoop with Awoo~. Don't doubt our love.
Jaxson Stewart
I can imagine all the shills and shitposters coming out of the woodwork to poke fun at us.
Connor Hernandez
Remember he does things for the public, not for /ptg/
Having a simple, easy to read text post is better than an hour long rally that most normies won't even watch. I thought it was a restrained way of proving the MSM that Trump wasn't a raving madman
Wyatt Hughes
Well that's good to know.
Jayden Thompson
Oh snap, I might have to drop this on a politically confused Chinese student I tutor.
Tyler Parker
The public would laugh their asses off at seeing the lugenpresse humiliated live, with no control over it.
