Help! I'm in love with Aqua

Help! I'm in love with Aqua.

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Do you want help to fix your shit taste?

Why doesn't she put on underwear?

You don't need help, it's only natural

>tfw losers keep loving you

This is good, though.

My condolences.

Patrician taste.

You can't fall in love with a pet, you sick fuck.

Holy shit, she's cute.

CUTE

Tell that to Kemono friend fags

I'm afraid I can't cure having shit taste user but I can give you some Fig Newtons.

thanks for the fig newtons

Konosuba has some of the worst characters ever written. And by some I mean that all of them.

Aqua a cute.

you probably unironically enjoy kemono friends you ass bandito supreme

No I'm serious they are really bad

give some specific examples of good then, ass bandito

>Pick any character with literally more than one (1) personality trait
There you go

of course they are bad because they are all just 1 note characters

>animeonly
here I thought your opinion might have mattered

Aqua is greedy, lazy, narcissistic, prideful, and highly emotional. She has a motherly side when it comes to her followers

do you think she likes muscles?
i really hope she likes muscles

>Pick any anime character that has more than one (1) personality trait
I'm so sorry

Is Mitsurugi a loser?

The only thing we've seen her be attracted to is money.

I think the word you're looking for is "worthless"

>specific examples

He wasn't describing you.

only because kazuma doesn't have muscles. if there was a tall dude with muscles i bet she would cream her panties

I know, we were talking about Aqua
Knowing your shit taste, I'm sure you wouldn't be able to appreciate good characters anyway

>cream her panties
implying

You're too late, she is already mine.

literally has zero redeeming qualities

nvm I'm drunk and I forgot she doesn't have any. the liquids would be purified anyway. damnit

Why do her tits sag so much?

She is old.

Why doesn't she wear any underwear?

she isn't cold

But modesty is important.

HURRY sign-up this form and a doctor will see you and cure your condition.

>not posting the guaranteed (you)s version
are you an idiot?

this one?

Is there a cult for Masochists?

She's probably seen millions of dicks and vag in her time as a goddess of reincarnation, eventually she just got desensitized towards it

Indeed, they call themselves megufags

Is there any chance for her to win the Kazumabowl?

Hope not, Aqua is too much best girl to a faggot like Kazuma.

Why would she need to win it? Aqua-sama's only wish is to come back to heaven, she's too good for hikiNEET

Not a chance in hell, they've shown virtually zero romantic interest in each other

No, but who cares?

Probably Aqua sometime near the end of the series

Megumin's too close to the end goal for her to have much of a chance.

I'm going to murder the author if this happens.

Aqua deserve to return heaven, sitting in her throne and see how everything fall in pieces while Kazuma slowly turns into the new DK, then she will send a new heroe to Australia and Konosuba will be restarted again.

Sounds like you need a therapist.

Her skirt can't even be called a skirt anymore. She's nothing but a common slut.

I think you have autism.

I want to throw a tennis ball for dog Aqua and see her try to hold it in her mouth!

Why are her boobs so saggy?

I'm sorry, user.

???

Aqua posters are known for their fanatical devotion and low IQ.
This thread is no exception.

Good job, you almost made me believe this wasn't a hidden bump!

As a math teacher and programmer I can say you're so fucking wrong.

No. Only Megumin can win the Kazumab owl.

KAZUMA KAZUMA

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>muscles
>making anyone cream their panties
XD XD X'D you fucking retarded or something? Let me guess, you're a virgin.
youtube.com/watch?v=S-2hN9WPv9Y

>XD
Fuck off and never come back kid.

Woah bro, it's not my fault you're a virgin. Take that virgin anger somewhere else dude. You're only hurting yourself.

You sound like one of those dudes that managed to have shitty awkward sex with one girl and is so proud of it that you feel the need to brag about it on Sup Forums of all places.
Now piss off kid.

>the muscle guy looks like a hobo
>the skinny guy is well dressed

Just give the muscle guy a suit and a good car and see what happens

>talks shit about my usage of emoticons
>anime reaction pictures
Holy shit you're cringe brah. Leave your room once in a while and maybe your life will get better. I mean probably not but who knows.

>in love with a cartoon, which in all depictions has irredeemably poor character
Talk to your doctor

Nice to see Sup Forumsxis cult is alive and well.

Anyone want this old priest? Finally managed to snag an Eris Cleric for my party.

How much will you pay for me to take her? She looks like she eats at least 5000 eris worth of food daily.

I'll take her for free.
Good luck with staying dead, though.

>ass bandito supreme

That's a new one for me

Lazy Neet can't steal your panties if you don't wear any.

Kazuma desu

>plot of the 5pb game is literally Kazuma stealing panties uncontrollably

Aqua will truly be put to the test then

You have to be a cuck to like Aqua, because there's no way she wouldn't cuck you.

This thread belongs to Darkness/Lalatina

She deserves to be raped.

Does Aqua have smelly feet? haha asking for a friend haha

She'll probably love it.

Lalatina

Is that a good form?

>t. megucuck

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I don't think a goddess that purifies everything can have stinky feet. If she sweats, it'll be clear, refreshing, mountain spring water and if anything contaminates it, it'll be immediately purified.

I want to blow air into Aqua's asshole!

Can you tell me the names of some good characters?

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hot

>“I believe. I believe in him, ok!? Kazuma is not a pervert in the least, and has never crawled into Darkness’ bed at night! I honestly believe that he is a truly kind hearted and extremely sensitive man, ok!? The things that I said back then were all lies!”
>Chi-ring, Chi-ring, Chi-ring, Chi-ring—
And people said this girl was dumb.

>Ass bandito supreme
Kek

I'd pet that doggo.