Why do blonde lolis make the best vampires?

Why do blonde lolis make the best vampires?

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But Remi isn't blonde.

This. Remi is an absolute top-tier vampire loli and not blonde.

never heard of this 'Remi'

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Flan is the superior Scarlet and she is

Flan doesn't have enough personality due to no exposure, ZUN just didn't make her appear enough after EoSD. I love them both, but for me Remi wins by being much more fleshed out as a character.

fuck off cross-boarder

Posting pornography of underage girls is illegal.

Good thing we aren't

I'm not seeing any pornography in this thread.

where do you imagine you are seeing that?

Dunno, it just works.

Because according to legends vampires are supposed to be beautiful so having them as anything but blond lolis feels like it's falling short.

>I will literally never experience that

They don't.

This. Limiting yourself to blonde vampires means missing out on one of the best ones and also the one with the most doujins.

Some perfect taste in this thread.

Not all the time

>loli

Who are you quoting?

Is UQ Holder worth reading for her?

She's usually in her grown-up form, but yeah.

The story is good too.

No, she's rarely in it and usually older, and generally acts like someone else entirely.

they don't

It is time.

Season 3 when?

Never.

But Flan is cuter, and everyone knows that cuter=better.

Flan isn't cuter. They're both top cute.

They are also both top lewd. No doujin should feature only one of them.

Sarasposting a best

What makes her so best?

Her unadulterated passion towards a man's gluteus maximus.

Aryan smug is best smug.

Only in certain parts of Amerifat.

Just becasue of that?

I'm too sleepy to write an essay Sup Forumsnon.

user, please.

>B-but officer , read this! its said she has over 100 years so she isn't a little girl! i'm innocent see? you can't say i'm a Pedo with this.

Only one reason op a good roundabout to save your ass from your friendly Leaf Police officer.

It's also ink on paper and not real so no one gives a shit

I want to be a loli vampire's slave

It ponders to your inner-nazi desire to succumb to immortal aryan bloodsucking loli.
Anime brought nazis and vampires closer than any other form of media.

>ponders

I dropped it when the ferris wheel started rolling.
Is it worth to finish it up?

You can't expect a filthy slav weeb to be sober Saturday night.

You are clearly ignorant about both pedophilia and the law.

in leafland even paper and ink can get you in troubles apparently

And not only in leafland.

What episode was this from?
I would've remembered something like this!

Koyomimonogatari 9 i think

When I said ink and paper I meant saved to the computer, you're right physical stuff can get you in trouble, but digital is only ever even brought up for people already caught with 3D