Fullmetal Alchemist

Wrath>Greed>Pride>Envy>Lust>Gluttony>Sloth

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Agree with your list, Sloth only served as a punch bag for the manliest men, didn't have much going for him otherwise. Boring character.

Switch Pride and Envy and it's a deal.

What was so good about Envy? Best part of Envy was being burned to a fucking crisp by Roy. He should've burned like Lust. Pride is just nice because you don't often see evil, smug shota's.

How can those 2003 cucks not prefer Brotherhood when 2003 made Wrath an OC fuccboi that throws tantrums?
I often go back to the show just to watch Wrath beat the crap outta everyone armed with just a sword and a grenade, while those same people collectively shit their pants at the sight of the old man.

That was such a great moment. Briggs and everyone secured the entire HQ, then one lone old man with a sword and a grenade calmly walks in and everyone shits their pants. He then proceeds to take out a fucking armoured TANK and slices through hordes of soldiers. Then gets a fatal wound, drops down hundreds of feet straight into water and swims through the waterway to put a stop to some other fuckers that are in his way. This is why Wrath is best

Selim Bradley > Everybody else

This

I want pederasts to leave.

I see some people have patrician taste ITT

no bully. all love is valid.

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He's literally over 100 years old though

Halfway through my watchthrough of FMA I decided, as one does, to look up some porn, hoping to find some nice Winry or Lan Fan pics on gelbooru. But then half of the porn of FMA was of the little boy who'd had like 2 minutes of screentime. It really boggled me until later on I found out he was a major villain.

Still a good fap though.

I was sad when they gave him such a shitty role in the first anime but manga delivered.

>Tfw Bradleys voice comes on the phone.

Gets me hard every time.
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I want to manly like Bradley

>generic villain of a generic shounem

Brotherhood is so retarded, holy shit.

And a lot of that porn was with Wrath, which really isn't my thing.

Anyway, Pride was pretty cool. I loved his smug fucking face as his darkness tentacles fucked everything around him while he just stood there in his shorts, with a smug grin.

I loved watching Pride being fucked over by Kimberly in the end

Not a bad list if we're talking Homonculus. What about other characters?
MANLY Armstrong>Mustang>Hohenheim>Chinese dude who fused with Greed>Hawkeye>Eduwarudo>Passing Housewife>Scar>Alphonse>SEXY Armstrong>Miles

Err, Kimblee was fucking absorbed by Pride. I was waiting for Scar VS Kimblee. I mean, I like Pride, but that made me angry.

Yes. Despite being the most human homunculus he was the most frightening, in my opinion.
>all these heroes that had to sacrifice themselves
>just to hurt this guy
Jesus Christ, calm down Wrath. How brutal he must have been when he was young.

>How can those 2003 cucks not prefer Brotherhood when 2003 made Wrath an OC fuccboi that throws tantrums?
Because 2003 Envy > Wrath and Pride combined (all four of them).

I remember watching a couple of episodes of the 2003 version when it came out, I was about 14 I think. Envy really got my penis confused.

2003 Envy did shit all.

Mustang > everyone else

Wrong, it's actually Wrath > Envy > Gluttony > Greed >Pride >Lust > Sloth
More writing about them ≠ better character.

Sad that Wrath's dub actor died, I really liked him

BH&M:
Wrath>Envy>Greed>Pride>Lust>Gluttony>Sloth

2003:
Lust>Envy>Greed>Sloth>Wrath>Pride>Gluttony

I fucking love Mustang. Clicking his fingers in absolute rage and burning the everliving shit out of people. Burning the water in their eyes, their mouth, their tongue, just fucking torturing them. And they fucking deserved it.

Gluttony? What was so good about him? Complete one-note character with a stupid design. I've never seen anyone put him in top three.

>2003 Envy did shit all.
And Envy did nothing wrong.

I often hear people mention the dub in FMA threads. Is it really that great? Or did you just watch it on Funimation as a kid and it stuck? The Jap version has some famous names in the main cast and they do a great job.

I watched it relatively recently and also I prefer dubs in general. Rule of thumb, I'll probably read the manga if the dub ain't good

How can you not like this cutie?

Envy killed the best boy and I waited 50 episodes to see him burned to a crisp by my boy Roy

For me the best thing about Mustang was how my view on him changed through the series. He started as useless and annoying, became an asshole for a short time, then a mastermind and badass in the fight against Lust.

Gluttony was boring as shit, "muh can I eat him now". Kinda like Sloth's "durr, such a drag, everything's a drag", yet for some reason the personification of sloth did the most work out of any of them, digging a tunnel across an entire country.

Envy's death was so good
Seeing him pitied by his enemies so thoroughly, viewed as some pathetic worm was great
This is coming from someone who thought Envy was cool, too

I know it makes sense and it's the best death for him, being pitied on, being realised he wanted to be human, killing himself in the end. Yet I still wanted Roy to fucking go even more apeshit and leave nothing behind but dust after hours of flaming torture.
I get the whole "don't become so evil, you gonna be King one day" but then at the end Roy's not even Fuhrer King yet, instead we get crossdressing moustache dude. The show should've ended with Roy gettting that position, maybe with a flash-forward.

babbies first trap character

To be honest, Envy sort of was, for me. The clothing, hair and voice made my dick hard all those years ago. Also got me into slightly muscular women.

>that dub voice

If want King Bradley to cuddle me and read me bedtime stories

Which was better, Lingreed or regular Greed?

>Envy killed the best boy and I waited 50 episodes to see him burned to a crisp by my boy Roy
I like 2003 instead of Brotherhood. Too bad he killed Hughes, but his voice and character in general is the greatest of all.

Hard to say. I loved the duo, but in the end when Greed seperated and died, he was the truest of bro's.
Greed pre-Lingreed was boring as shit though.

I wish we could have seen more interactions between them.

So who's best girl?
My vote goes to Lan Fan, cutest girl, faithful and a good fighter.
Winry just cries a lot and orgasms at the sight of metal limbs.
Ms Armstrong has the best dick-sucking lips in anime but she's not into it.

Hawkeye for me. I jacked off so much to her in my hs years that Im sure shes still has a solid percentage of anime chicks Ive fapped to even 10 years later

Izumi.

RIP

Fuhrer Bradley, you mean? If by Wrath you mean that annoying brat (at least in 03), she's still alive.

03 dub > FMAB dub

But well, both are good though, I mean.

The Nostalgia is terrifying. I really don't get it. the FMA dub seems to be treated like it's a some sort of holy work of art.

Sure, it's passable. It does the job, but fuck. People act like it's Metal Gear / Cowboy Bebop tier.
It's a generic anime dub. Hearing it get praised is just embarrasing.

A lot of kids who watched it on TV are now posting in Sup Forums, so there is that.

>BH&M:
Wrath>Greed>Pride>Envy>Lust>Gluttony>Sloth
>2003:
Lust>Sloth>Greed>Envy=Wrath>Gluttony>Pride

Yeah, but you're acting like it's the worst thing since testicular cancer. There are no drastic script changes and everyone sounds for the most part on point. So who cares?

I haven't watched 2003, but surely they didn't change Bradley's sin to something else? He was always Wrath.
You're thinking of Pride maybe.

They did. Wrath was a different character in the '03 adaptation. I don't believe Bradley was even given a sin in it, but he was likely Pride.

Bradley was made Pride in 03
The anime diverged just a few chapters before he revealed himself

Jesus. I'm not touching the 2003 version then.
I mean, that reveal wasn't even that far into the manga. Sounds to me like they just took the story and did whatever the fuck they wanted with it with no regards to the source material.

In my headcanon Envy is a muscular girl with a flat chest and nobody can change my mind.

Gon>>all of them

>I haven't watched 2003, but surely they didn't change Bradley's sin to something else?
Yes, they did. In the original anime he was Pride. And Wrath was a shota (who was more or less under Envy's control).

Your headcanon sucks.

>Jesus. I'm not touching the 2003 version then.
If you're used to manga you'll probably don't like the 2003 anime.
For those who watched the original anime first, it was a masterpiece, far superior to Brotherhood in just about everything.

If Wrath had been 10 or 20 years younger the bad guys might have won.

I like both versions and I'd even say brotherhood edges out the old one. But Wrath just had protag powers at this point.