I'll get this started: Canada's Prime Minister is the bastard son of Fidel Castro
>Justin Trudeau birthday: December 25, 1971 (age 46) >“Pierre Trudeau's and Fidel Castro's paths crossed for the first time in 1970, when the Canadian government sought to negotiate the exile of members of the FLQ, who had kidnapped British trade commissioner James Cross. >Margret Trudeau was a swinger who had a thing for hooking up with celebrities, to include the Rolling Stones >Margret Trudeau height: 5'6 >Pierre Trudeau height: 5'8 >Justin Trudeau height: 6'2 >Fidel Castro Height: 6'3
I think Michelle Obama is a man, like I thought was obvious bs at first but now I'm convinced
Nicholas Sanchez
that the lottery is just a government too to catch time travelers
Jace Diaz
>>Margret Trudeau was a swinger who had a thing for hooking up with celebrities, to include the Rolling Stones
If you read Margret Trudeau's autobiographies, she actually talks about how she was on a beach with Fidel Castro, and she wrote (or at least her ghost writer wrote) that Fidel looked at her and said said "you have beautiful blue eyes"
Even Trump said that Margret Trudeau tried to make sexual passes at him when he was younger.
There is a lot of solid evidence pointing to Justin being the son of Fidel Castro.
Luke Morales
Agreed, and I feel safe saying so since I'm not Joan Rivers.
Lincoln Torres
Another one:
Chelsea Clinton is really the daughter of Webster Hubbell and not Bill Clinton.
Yeah fuck I forgot the got Clinton'ed for that remark
Luis Torres
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Luke Gonzalez
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Angel Diaz
>Israel did 9/11 >Israel did JFK >Israel did ISIS >Israel did everything
Josiah Roberts
He was joking. It was Israel and Saudi Arabia, the bushes and it was known by the owner of the towers.
Blake Mitchell
This one is actually true.
Daniel Evans
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Jaxson Brown
DT was recruited by the army to run for the presidency so he can save US citizens and ultimatly the world from the Globalists Bill Clinton is a rapist.
Jacob Anderson
"She" has traps bigger than goldberg for fuck sake.
Austin Phillips
That we literally caught cianiggers being fucking incompetent scrubs in the Todd and Clare scandal.
Also the dnc leaks.
Also the Clinton server cover-up.
Also the Benghazi stinger missile cover-up.
Also the wiretapping fraud cover-up.
Also operation mockingbird is becoming black and white obvious to normies and Trump is just calling them fake news to be polite. He knows damn well they're cianiggers.
Julian Peterson
Based Croat
Gabriel Perez
>ITT: Political conspiracy theories that are probably true Jews control the government.
And they might have given him a time machine. Because i can't explain it all away even with a silent military coup behind him.
Henry Gonzalez
Adolf Hitler fakes his death. There is a lot of evidence that points to Hitler's corpse being that of a 40 year old woman. Hitler escaped via submarine to Argentina with his top officers.
(((Snopes))) said it's not possible since "There is no reason to think or evidence to support the notion that Margaret Trudeau met Castro before 1971, and there is no plausible explanation for a meeting between Fidel Castro and Margaret Trudeau during the biologically necessary time that accommodates the public schedules of anyone involved." snopes.com/justin-trudeau-is-fidel-castros-love-child/
Nolan Davis
More like "Trump plz we need your time machine."
Andrew Bell
Donald Trump is a time traveler from the year 2033, he went back to 2013 to save us from a massive civil war that turns into a world war and kills 70% of the worlds population
Mason Flores
This proud shitholer named Philip Mudd is former CIA. He worked for CNN.
Everything about Russia. The hacks. The disappearing journalist. The Putin dictatorship. Everything.
Hunter Smith
You think the government hacked the election? Based off what?
Matthew Smith
>Jews killed JFK
More likely that the Jews used the CIA to kill JFK, and MLK as well.
More than likely, George HW Bush was in charge of the operation that murdered JFK. Bush was pushed to the head of the CIA, then became the vice president under Ronald Reagan and then a one term president between 1989 to 1992.
Christian Adams
Checked. Israel had an illegal nuclear program at the time. CIA niggers probably helped because JFK wanted to shut down the CIA.
Jason Diaz
MLK was killed by 19th SFG, Major General Cleveland ordered the hit. 8 man sniper team...most of that was made public knowledge at the civil trial in the 90's, also SFNG can't hold their liquer for shit so found out the rest doing some joing training at Bragg
Gavin Williams
Pretty sure Anderson is CIA as well.
Ryan Long
Putin is on our side but he definitely offed a couple of journalists. Killed some political rivals too but they were kike plants.
Didn't MGS2 warn us about this? Information control was the main theme.
Nathan Thompson
>Pretty sure Anderson is CIA as well.
A lot of CNN's personnel are CIA. Anderson and Mudd are some of the glow in the dark ones.
Christian Collins
Turn off your system, user. You've been playing for too long.
Liam Anderson
He's 10000% CIA. He even interned with them during college. Shortly afterwards, he started traveling the world, often times using fake documentation that he claimed to have forged himself.
Bentley Perez
Half-Life predicted the global war on terror in 1997
Ryder Gonzalez
alwaleed was a scumbag
Julian Scott
No you little kid, the cyberpunk genre warned of this and MGS copied that shit.
NOTHING that comes from stupid video games is original it is flat out lifted from other sources.
This is triple double true for your precious deux ex so save it.
Ian Harris
I wouldn't be surprised if they were all CIA. It is a deep state propaganda network after all.
Go ahead try to drill down to actual instances where fox news controlled the information based of pressure from Saudi investors.
That is just liberal propaganda to take away from the fact that they are so fucking slanted biased and controlled.
Jayden Taylor
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Luke Powell
I did talk shit I pointed out realty.
Sebastian Miller
If you read a god damn book for a change you would realize how retarded you sound.
Juan Martin
>"Didn't meet before 1970" >"Pierre Trudeau's and Fidel Castro's paths crossed for the first time in 1970, when the Canadian government sought to negotiate the exile of members of the FLQ, who had kidnapped British trade commissioner James Cross." Get the fuck out of here CSIS
Luis Nelson
Jackie Kennedy killed both JFK and Marilyn Monroe because of their affair, which was a badly kept secret and humiliated her on the world stage.
Xavier Gray
FEMA CAMPS
Aiden Young
This fucks up anti Jones shills so bad because for how ever ridiculous it is, it's actually true.
Justin Ross
how hard could it be to get a sample of someones dna
Eli Mitchell
Meme magic is actually as close to magic as it gets
Liam Moore
Most of the shit Alex says is actually true, like Trump he simply does not say it in the think tank manufactured, jewish, ivy league kind of way so people freak out and ignore the central points.
There are documents that back up the shit Alex claims.
Ayden Miller
Be Trudeau's hair dresser
Jace Brooks
not easy to specify instances, but the overarching picture is that left/right doesn't matter for foreign actors, as long as their needs are met i.e. twitter AND fox. McCain AND Clinton
Dominic Mitchell
There was a lot of terrorism and global anti terror efforts before 2001 m8
Camden Brown
>I'll post reptilian photos!!! >6 months later >... Alex Jones is a fucking scam artist
Actual magick is a thing and Trump himself uses it even if he does not realize it.
Creative visualization combined with the will to make it happen does actually work.
That is why Trump always speaks as if things are true even when they may not be or may not have happened yet because in his mind they have already happened and are 100% true.
That book "the secret" touches on this.
Review the occult and witchcraft and you will find the same tenants.
Meme magic is nothing more than the collective will of people manifesting itself in reality.
Zachary Diaz
>I'll post reptilian photos!!!
When did this occur?
Samuel Rogers
I have read some occult stuff and a lot of it seems to be believing something until it manifests. That's what I think meme magic does. And why Sup Forums is always right.
I meant to add that meme magic is that will to manifest on a grander, collaborate scale
Noah Scott
>Game comes out 1997 >Protagonist is low level government employee who gets on the shit list of the powers that be and has to fuck off to Russia >Resonance cascade is reffered to by 2 NPC's as "Ground Zero" >Large part of game involves US military searching for protagonist in caves to no avail >"Combine" from follow on games is the NWO brought about by resonance cascade, aka 9/11
Isaiah Baker
I am not even going to read the comments, I just know there will be lots of muh indians bullshit.
Ethan Turner
Jews inverted racist tropes and place them in movies targeting white men.
For example the synygoge of satan. (Cant really call it a conspiracy theory because it is so fucking obvious, but never gets talked about.)
Samuel Miller
Danny Clinton is real, nobody gives a fuck though and wont til the old man is dead.
Kevin Stewart
CIA is the final boss
Easton Allen
Or give you digits.
Asher Rivera
Anderson Cooper spent a few months at a CIA facility before joining CNN.
Adam Bell
The modern conspiracy theory movement are just a fucking politic circus.
