What does Sup Forums think of british girls?

What does Sup Forums think of british girls?

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Their accents are an instant boner kill.

LITERALLY THE HOTTEST THING ABOUT THEM

i fucking hate women sage

Eh-O, guvnuah! Care for a shaggin' in me twilliegers? Too right! Me zaggle not had the curlies trimmed in six months!

sage this bait thread
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>Inbreeding
>Inbrits

Fucking hate Brits in general
>alcoholic
>nasty
>fat
>crooked teeth
>look literally retarded

They're on par with what I see here in the US, though I do love some of the dialect. Particularly northern

I want to dip my biscuit in her tea
I want to drown her fish with my vinegar
I want to put my banger in her mash

Whore sluts. Dirty rotten cunts.

Unironically trashier than American women

Ugliest women in Europe, possibly the world.

'ow about a bit of me clam?

I think that your picture is to British women as leftists arguments regarding best and brightest is to immigration

slightly above shitskins

It's always a meme flag

save me

Best thing about them. Wtf? I’m talking a posh Downton Abbey accent, not a cockney fishwife. See goddess enclosed.

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>SAVE ME FROM THIS NOTHING IVE BECOMEEEE

OOOOO OOOOOO OOO OOO
>I BIN LIVIN A L IEEEEE
>DERS NUFIN INSIDE

You forgot we're alcoholic

>Ugly
>Disgusting
>Alcoholic
>Bad Health
>Bad Teeth
>Entitled

Would not taint my pure Carpathian bloodline

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Oi, yeh twat! Do yeh fancy a shag, yankee doodle?

this

A lot of them are cute when they're teenagers, but by the time they're actually old enough for you to even consider shagging they've already learned how to cheat the system and live a semi-decent life doing fuck-all by opening their legs and becoming "full-time mommies". Usually with three or so kids, each with a different geezer.

The ones that are waaaay too much into the sesh happen to have nice bodies (because, you know, they're constantly getting high instead of shoving food down their throats every breathing second), but awful teeth. Like, Baraka from Mortal Kombat - tier shit.

But that's in mandem-infested areas only anyway, bitches wanna be road yo.

Posh ones? Hit or miss I guess, but in my experience mostly self-obsessed cunts who seem to think that they deserve a knight in shining armour because... Well, because, fuck if I know, not like they bring anything to the table.

The in-betweeners aren't so bad. Don't go too ghetto when picking girls, but don't go for the wannabe royalty either.

Looks-wise, depends. A lot of them happen to have very high foreheads, which I never found particularly attractive, but then again at least they're not square faced like their American cousins.

top tier qts

always cracks me up

Choose one of each option:
1/10 or 9/10
no tits or massive tits
hungry skeleton gains goblin or ham planet
absolute whore or complete prude
halal or haram

That's a commoner, absolutely disgusting.

I think they have a nice personality

I don't

9/10 prudish halal hungry skeleton gains goblin with massive tits.

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Bottom of the fucking barrel m8

i like them

I think of the movie Tarzan.

le 100% face

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She's Scottish idiot.

Wut,wut?
I'd hit that.
With the edge of a cricket bat.
Many,many times.

Bit too tribal, as with Anglo women everywhere. Europeans seem more open minded

I think the memes about them being ugly are wrong.

Oi, kin ya spare a fag? I'll gives ya a shag! Showered me minge yesterday, gubna! She be as fresh as today's tea!

Oh right, I forgot Scotland isn't a part of Britain

Fell in love with one once. She broke my heart. Just stopped talking to me, but cyberstalked me for years. Guess she made her choice and stuck to it.

Probably ugly inbred sand niggers

They might be tolerable if they showered more, but as is? Smelly chubby drunkards

Knew a British exchange student in college. She was an annoying slut with an annoying accent who couldn't hold her liquor.

British girls have the 2nd fastest downward spiral from hot young women to disgusting old hags. 1st place goes to Mexican women

C'mon guys,start shopping some more female anglo/murimutts!

post more brittish slags pls

Every male member of the British Royal family gets circumcised by a rabbi: telegraph.co.uk/comment/10201882/Circumcision-is-one-of-the-oddities-of-the-Royal-Family.html

hidabroot.com/article/173844/Circumcision---The-Day-When-Blood-Coagulation-Begins

STOP BULLYING THE BRITS YOU MERIMUTTS!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reported slide not pol

most of them are unfaithful skanks.

>implying i wouldnt shag teenagers
stopped reading at the first sentence

OnlyTease girls are alright but thats about it

They are stereotyped as ugly for good reasons.

Sorry European Mexico, he wanted to know

I thought she was wearing a dress of wojaks
Im dissapointed

gib italian gf pls

Anglo here. They are considerably more degenerate, slutty, out of shape with few qualities going for them. I always date foreigners.

>blarughh italians not white hhghhhghghh

*sharts*

Truly,hottest thing about them is their shit.
Literally.
Truly repulsive scabs.

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pile of degenerate whores and faces only a mother could fuck, if youre into that

Can confirm.

Annoying accent (all of them).
Propensity for obesity, alcoholism, and spreading their legs to invaders - historical precedent.

I want to rub her feet

;w;

Browner than you daniel

It's ok bruv, I couldn't take you seriously with that flag anyway.

Just kill me. I don’t have the courage to it myself. Work 16 hour days earning not much and I’ve not had sex in my entire life while I see niggers get the hot women at work a lot.
What is worse, to continue or to end things? Idk... I’m a poor fag who fell for the “if you work smart and hard then you will get the real money in the end”... NOPE. It’s all a ducking lie, there is no money in being a chef unless you’re owning the restaurant and you can only do that if you’re rich

I'll give you an ethiopian gurl instead.

You're European Germany, cucked and full of niggers.

>italians aren't white
>all the faggots in here following an ideology made by italians

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nice memeflag

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Maybe overstated but the better looking ones are more degenerate and slutty as fuck, then they get chubby pretty quickly and take zero care of themselves

Mingas. Every one of them.

top tier

I want to move on UK and become an english lad or a british gentleman, what are my chances of success? No bully you shites!

very cute boi, would pound boipucci

Not posting the Proper ver.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
H-hello, Im user. Y-youre the prettiest girl Ive seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with its leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? ITS ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, ILL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?
>look at the menu. Its in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!
Im sorry, madam, we don-
I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, ITS ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AINT WE?
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

ex DEEEEE

If only she was real

I've meet two exchange studentes and I'm sad for their future husbands (if they have one).

Doesn't exist. Italy is a lot more cultured and dignified.

hopefully she smells like pizza and basil

Does it work the same for the ugly ones?

This will never be less funny

If you want it you will get it. We love when people actually bother to adopt our culture. You can take my life if you want user I hope it brings you joy. Just promise to kill me quick

Touché, fat man.

Inbred limited island gene pool

no thanks

how dare you disrespect our flag you pitful cuck

Why english people have such a huge boner for us?
Roman heritage?

Thank you kindly, but I'm also an anglophile.

Come on m... I mean lad, cheer up! Drinks are on me, aight? You're gonna show me how things work there.

Actually yeah, they're even more slutty. Their personalities are awful in this current generation absolutely not wife material.

>Inbred limited island gene pool
>no thanks

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