Why don't we have more cute anime girls doing military things?

Why don't we have more cute anime girls doing military things?

Aren't we getting plenty?

>Strike Witches
Mostly shit.
>Girls und Panzer
Good.
>Uppote
It's okay.
>Sora no Woto
Good.

So what else? There are other anime with military elements in them, but nothing all too similar.

Because military themes don't lend themselves as well to otaku-pandering as the classic high school theme. Most people who watch anime seem to either be in high school or are reminiscing with rose-tinted goggles on their own missed opportunities during their high school days. Sure, military/firearms otaku definitely do exist, both in the West and in the East, but I'm willing to bet money that they're a very small fraction of the market. So why spend money on producing a show that doesn't necessarily have wide appeal to people on the most basic level? Most anime fans have never experienced being in the military I imagine and the people it might appeal to are in a small number.

Granted this entire post is held up by the assumption that the military otaku actually ARE a minority in the general anime fandom, which isn't something I have any real statistics on, only an assumption based on my own experience with anime fans.

TL;DR Why make a military anime with cute girls that might sell when you could make a high-school anime with cute girls that is almost guaranteed to sell?

Why don't we have more cute anime girls cooking or doing housework things?

Do you even watch anime?

No, you got me. I'm just here to gather data. Please continue.

tfw no ai ww2 gf

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Military otaku has the most money though. GuP and Strike Witch are among top selling late night anime.

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Anime about cute girls firebombing cities when?

>Still no anime girl military shooter

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I could feel my shoulder breaking just looking at this picture

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Britain > USSR > Germany > USA > Japan

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USSR is the only one with the audacity to cover up

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name one show that has cute girls and a military/gun-combat-esque setting with no isekai shit, no magic shit, no fantasy shit, no highschool shit, no teenshit drama, no yurishit, no teenshit romance.

Fumikane

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>still no Strike Witches/Toehoe/Izetta/whatever flight sim
>maybe never

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I would honestly love to make a military-themed railshooter. The Panzer Dragoon series is arguably my favorite series of games. Right now I'm trying to learn 3D modeling (mostly through ZBrush, but I've done some stuff in Maya and 3DS Max) and would love to make something anime military themed when I'm not shit.

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Is she wearing prostetic legs?

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Yes

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>name one show that has cute girls [...] with no highschool shit
Little girls NEED to go to school if you're not in a fantasy setting user are you retarded?

Any mechashit

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Eisenhower chan

>cannot have cute girls without muh highschool
there's your problem, as long as it's highschool, it will always be dumbed down, never to be really considered as actual military.

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>having girls of school-going age receive no education whatsoever

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So that's here this image comes from.

I'd love to see an anime about a girls paintball team. All the fun of cute girls firing guns and doing military things, but without the risk of death.

Pus, imagine the fanservice as they go into the bath and wash the paint off their bodies at the end of every episode.

So you want anime about mature German women packing pervitin, chocolate and MP40s for their husbands?

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>they have to be school-going age in order to be cute

Duh.

Just watched GuP, boys. Besides from the TV series, Italy episode and movie is there any other stuff I should check out?

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RAMIREZ! Shoot down that AC-130 using this rubber band and the magic of friendship!

Yes they do. Old hags are not cute.

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user, if you want to see something bound to fail you might as well just look into a mirror.

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Forget the cute girls. We need more military dramas in general.

Military! I kid you not. But its shit, so who cares.

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WTF is wrong with me? The first thing I did when looking at that picture was to see if I could identify the guns...

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That's just maturity. We have lost interest on porn to focus on something that actually matters

Anyway, the guns are PPSh-41, Lee-enfield, Springfield, Luger, and Arisaka

Bullet Girls

Bullet Girls is shit, though, and stuck on a shit system.

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and then, black lagoon exists, it's not military, but it has lots of gun combat.

you shitheads are deluded for believing that a show cannot sell well unless it has a shitload of otaku pandering.

Certainly pleasant to see a psychopathic killer in the body of a little girl

Pretty sure it's PPSh-41, Lee-Enfield, M1 Garand, Mauser C96, Arisaka, actually.

Short Magazine Lee-Enfield and Type 99 Arisaka, if we want to be more precise. And yeah, the M1 Garand was made by Springfield.

>black lagoon
>cute
I was actually asking whether you are retarded as a shitty insult but holy fuck.

I love nintendo

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Reminder that tankers are highly affectionate over their tanks and /k/ nuts on their guns
"Cute" is objective

GUNS AND ASS

She made my heart go loco.

>"Cute" is objective
I think the buzzword you were looking for is "subjective", but that doesn't really matter considering you don't really have any idea what either one means.

If it makes my heart flutter then it's cute to me. Fuck off