This is Lucoa. She's an Aztec goddess and needs a place to stay.
In return she will grant you one and only one of the following:
A hoard of precious gems, riches beyond imagination
or
Knowledge of agriculture, she'll teach you to farm.
or
Her body
what will it be, Sup Forums?
First one.
I don't need to make a wish for her body anyway.
I've got no interest in farming and I think her body is pig disgusting, so make it the gems.
Agriculture
>not taking farming so you can live like your glorious pagan ancestors
Riches beyond imagination to fund S2 of all my favorites shows.
Gems -> Money
Money -> Best agriculture teachers in the world, best agriculture equipment
Money -> Many other whores
So gems. But really I'd prefer a talking, flying snake pet.
Gems, I can buy food and I prefer cute boys.
Riches beyond imagination to fund S2 of all the shows everyone on Sup Forums hates.
Her body
I'd sell ownership to the US government or something for scientific research, I bet the'll pay anything to dissect a god
When you say her body, what exactly do you mean?
you grow world class boobs like hers.
also horns and problem hair
>take gems
>try to monetize them
>authorities investigate the reason why is a NEET autist suddenly in possession of a large number of precious stones
>because you can't explain it properly and don't have any proof of buying them, they assume they were stolen
Agriculture and body are the only two safe choices, and I have no need for agricultural skills.
I'm already rich and I have the internet to learn all about farming. The only thing I don't have is a thicc girl to cuddle with, so #3 is my choice.
Who the fuck would pick agriculture?
What is wrong with you?
Gems, obviously. Easy to sell in the third world and get as many girls with the body similar to her as one want. The only sane choice.
> I think her body is pig disgusting
Found the pedo
This user gets it.
How long term is the body agreement? Like does she forever become your personal cocksleeve? Or is it a one night deal?
If it's the former then you take it without hesitation. You can make amateur porn with that slut and make a fortune, maybe not as much as the gems but enough to love comfortably.
And no one here would be up for the physical labor involved with farming anyway.
I like how you left out magic power. I'd rather have magic more than anything.
I just think Kobayashi is 10x as attractive as Slutcoa.
That's why you sell the stones in small amounts to different places. Only an idiot would offload a huge amount to a single place, that's just begging for attention.
Found the fag in denial.
They could assume they were stolen, but with no real evidence that they were stolen nor someone reporting that they had been stolen what exactly can they do
>They could assume they were stolen, but with no real evidence that they were stolen nor someone reporting that they had been stolen what exactly can they do
The most obvious decision is that you found hidden treasure. And since once you find treasure that reach a certain threshold value it classifies as a "hoard", it meant it becomes government property.
> it meant it becomes government property
In that case it becomes taxable income, not exactly the same thing, you'll have to pay about half of its value
I mean, shit, that sucks, but it's not like they take all of it?
Ironically, it's mostly closet fags who desperately try to prove their masculinity by pretending they love women with cowtits.
W-what did Kobayashi-san mean by this?
Can't she grant me my waifu, since she's a god? If not, I'll take 1. Her body is appealing, but not as much as endless amounts of riches.
When you say "her body," do you mean that she'll perform sexual favors for me, or that my body becomes identical to hers?
Isn't she flat?
I wonder how Shouta's first time with Elma, NTRing Lucoa went?
Will she hate me if she finds out I'm from Spain?
Elma is the sluttiest, she'd do anything for a meal
Don't they have to prove that they were stolen?
I already know how to tend to plants and shit, no need to wish for something I can already do.
Her body doesn't interests me and blondes are shit.
So yeah, gems it is.
How much money do you think that Shouta or Elma would give each other for that exchange?
>She does it for free
> I think her body is pig disgusting
This is only something a female would say so no wonder you like ugly self insert kobayashi.
Best original show of the year so far.
Btw, bump.
I don't know of anywhere where the finders keepers law makes a "hoard = government property", faggot. The general laws of locating lost property is
1. is the original owner known, still alive, and interested in its return?
2. was it located on your property? In general, finding something on your property is yours, flat. No other laws need apply. If you buy a car for $1000 and there's a forgotten sack of cash in the trunk with $2 million, you keep the sack of cash.
3. in some american states, if valuable objects are found on public property, they are to be turned to the police for 90 days and advertised, then if nobody shows up with proof of ownership, they are then granted to the finder. If someone does, see 1.
Precious gems for the money so I can learn agriculture and pay for her body.
probably but hey just imagine the great hatesex
It's an adaption.
Yeah, this is how I feel. Also if she's sweet on me I can probably get comped some side benefits as her "precious lover" or something. Like her fixing some of my health issues that won't be fixed already by railing her possibly several times a day regularly.
That and little convenience things I'm probably not thinking of. But any time she gets lazy or petulant abut not having "Thing" and uses petty magic, that's just kind of a bonus.
I also actually quite like her personality, so even if she was otherwise unattractive that would sell it for me anyways. However, she's not. She's got a lot of "plot" too.
Gems are limited and will devalue if used incorrectly. Agriculture in the end will give you more money since food is always in demand.
Her body, of course. I want daily paizuri.
Her body
Make her a mother
Now she is forced to used riches and for the hell of it we will buy land in someplace like California or something
Smart man.
She's a dragon, a whole different species. I highly doubt the whole "make her a mother" will work, for starters, because is possibly the human sperm can't fertilize her eggs.
Farming, everyone knows farmers have a whole shed full of hoes
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>mfw
I want to be her Shouta kun
>Not self inserting as Tohru
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>Elma Lucoa Shouta threeway
Elma would hog all the semen.
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>No vast magical power.
Kay...
Quetzalcoatl is very cualtzin!
I want to be a magical girl.
Dragons can impregnate virtually anything and only a few species can impregnate dragons ,including humand, going by dnd rules
I'll ask for Kobayashi's body.
Her body. I'd breed with that big tit, fat ass, wide hipped dragon every day until my dick fell off.